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Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by sect one, Sep 2, 2002.

  1. sect one

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    Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office.

    Discussion started by sect one - Sep 2, 2002

    Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office.

    10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
    don't. Then punch them in the mouth.

    9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the
    sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding, and tell them that
    they are all a bunch of queers.

    8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard; then during the meeting
    put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie, then
    spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say
    "beat that!"

    7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker" then piss in
    his coffee and tellhim he needs a "good assfucking."

    6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of
    your pants.

    5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" then call the
    person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.

    4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts,
    getting them really sweaty, then walk around shaking everyone's hand.

    3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell
    "IT WON'T STOP! GOD HELP ME! IT WON'T STOP!" then when it stops look down
    and say "ohhhhh..."

    2. Ask to borrow someone else's pen; bring it to the bathroom; stick it in
    your ass; return it and tell the person to smell it; when they say that it
    smells bad, be like "Well it should! I had it in my ass!"

    1. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it,
    tell them its the fake plastic kind -- when they try to pick it up and
    realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point and call them an
    asshole.
     
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  2. GLIK$

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    BLOCK


    hahah nice.
     
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  3. serpent of the light

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    #1 has tears running out my eyes.
     
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  4. EatMorGlue

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    EatMorGlue - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    is it required by law that this be posted every three months or something? i mean... what's happenin here?
     
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    hahahah tahts fucking funny, sure wway to get fired though
     
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    sneak - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    i can imagine this one guy i worked with being just like that..
     
  7. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

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    AeRoSoL JuNkiE - Replied Sep 2, 2002

    I read this shit on here a long time ago...shit made me fall out of my chair laughing. it still makes me laugh though, hilarious.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    are you related to test strip?
     
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    you
     
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    muahhaahhahha
     
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    #2 is great
     
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    HAhaha
     
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    i think people at my work have read this
     
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    o

    1 and 2 are great
     
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