BigOatser Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Didnt Jesus die a virgin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 eh.. the bible lies. it has changed so much over the years its insane. for instance, the last thing i heard they did to it was change jesus' response to the question "are you going to the party tonight" from a no to a maybe because he shows up to the party in disguise and.. jesus doesnt lie. so he probably boned hella girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Don't trust it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted August 17, 2003 Author Share Posted August 17, 2003 I think I was at that party, he had a michael jackson mask on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 no..that was elvis..i can see how u got confused.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 anyone have XM? one of the channels on there did a "sodiumpenathol behind the bullshit truth about jesus christ" for christmas. it was fucking funny. they just had wierd people talking about doing drugs with jesus and jesus fucking and killing hookers. good quality family entertainment. ill see if its online anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 fake ass gangster vs. fake ass deity hmmm yeah, i don't trust the bible. i believe religion shouldn't be taught, it should be discovered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 I read this article in High Times about Jesus and his disciples being weed smokers. It was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 anybody see 'he got game'? well, not only was dude in that named jesus, but it also featured milla jovovich as a hooker. i would bang her silly. jesus h. christ also hung out with a hooker, mary magdalen. i dont know how hot she was, but if she looked anything like milla, im sure jesus was banging her silly. thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Don't trust it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser Didnt Jesus die a virgin? there's actually a book discussing the belief that jesus had children, and that since the holy grail was a vessel that held the wine/blood of Jesus, the holy grail wasn't a cup...but a child...a family. it goes on to talk about how jesus' wife and child might've fled to gaul and king arthur and his knights weren't looking for a cup, they were looking for the bloodline of jesus. as a sidenote, when i was in grade school, tooshort had this song out with erick sermon that was the JOINT Oooh ahh ah ah aiyah ai yah yah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 i dont know why...but this hard ass OG was tellin us all these crazy-ass stories....then he gets into a tooshort and his crew story...i guess tooshort punked him and his whole gang out in oakland and made them walk wiht thier boxers adn thier wallets back home to richmond... tooshort is gangsta...and jesus is God for all i know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 please believe too short gets way more ho's the jesus. jesus isnt even real so hes no compition for too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 what? jesus was a real person, not like the easter bunny it's written down homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 wow, i kind of feel sorry for you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted August 18, 2003 Author Share Posted August 18, 2003 who said this quote "bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, make me rich" Jesus or Too Short Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Jesus would bust out his surf board and go ape shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Dont fight the feeling, Too Short is not a gansta He's a P.I.M.P. But I havent bought his cds since "Get in where you fit in" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted August 19, 2003 Author Share Posted August 19, 2003 who needs money when yer nigga rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 "Jesus was a crossdresser!" -AEo Oh yess I remember you telling me that...hahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 too short is gully. :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Where's Christ? I spy a ninja, perhaps there's pirates as well... but the object is to 'find christ'... I hope the answer isn't some "Christ is within us all" crap... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 http://www.fadetoblack.com/christ/nochrist.gif'> :cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 haha, I found him first ttry... check out the graff... I write "Fly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 da homeboyz ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 i found waldo ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 found him ! that was a hint you gave me, smart ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 nah, not a hint, I almost said I wrote 'yo'... but I had NOTHING to do with that 'west side' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/dir_back.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted August 19, 2003 Author Share Posted August 19, 2003 One Jesus had a surf board, another was talking to a bitch. Mary Magdellan caught the vapors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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