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too broke to jack off, too busy to shit....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by heffthechef, Apr 7, 2003.

  1. heffthechef

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    too broke to jack off, too busy to shit....

    Discussion started by heffthechef - Apr 7, 2003

    yep, jah's back. been a while. ive been through some shit. im finishing my chefs course on thursday though and leaving oz soon after. about fuckin time too. ive recently decided to be a citizen of canadia because i get treated like shit straight off when i say im american (like aussies arent over in iraq too with a fuckwit prime minister. damn hypocrites!). i think all australians should be considered criminals and sent to a desert island way out in the middle of the indian or pacific ocean! anyway, where are all the familiar faces?? holla....
     
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    hollertrons.

    congrats i hope that went well for you. whats your plans onceyou hit canada?
     
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    thanks. haha. im not really going to canada. well, if i could hook up a job in whistler i might when winter hits but... yeah.
     
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    Heh heh heh:dazed:
     
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    ---whew--- thats a relief.;) no offense to the canadians!
     
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    Re: Re: too broke to jack off, too busy to shit....

    damnit dude! i just fuckin edited that and you had to bring back my fuckup...
     
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    haha it's alrite, i'm one of those criminals.
     
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    i didnt change that.... i just edited "dessert". i know youre all fuckin criminals...
     
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    none taken.

    jah!
    I heard that the Michelin Guide is already preparing to give you the first star!
     
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    Well, in a way, it can be seen as a dessert island since its always put, or mentioned last in the scheme of things, especially when it comes to international events. Very low awareness and recognition, except for when it comes to sports.

    This war coverage is testament enough. Today I came upon an article that mentioned the "coallition of the willing" and it included, among others, Spain, Bulgaria, Turkey, but no mention of Oz anywhere.
    I wonder how many Americans know the name of the Aussie prime minister?
     
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    what the fuck is the michelin guide?


    phillistine, "dessert" means a sweet, such as cake or ice cream. "desert" means dry, desolate region that sucks to live in (or something along those lines). but yeah, the war gets plenty of coverage over here and the aussies seem to think theyre playing a pretty big part. considering they have special forces over there (the sas) that are in action and turkey, spain, and bulgaria are just political supporters id say australia would be more recognised. dont know about in other countries though. i suppose turkey is allowing troops to deploy from there but i havent heard anything about spain or bulgaria. john howard is more of a retard than bush though and i can see why australia wouldnt want public recognition for him. dude talks like ozzie ozbourn with less cussing but gives more of an impression that hes had several strokes in his life.....
     
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    are you for real ?

    the Michelin Red Guide is the most respect restaurant guide in the world.

    It can break a career or launch a chef into stardom.
     
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    heffthechef - Replied Apr 7, 2003

    dude, ive only been cheffin 11 months and im too broke to buy magazines. the ones i see are mostly australian ones (delicious and good living are probably the only ones i could name). i dont know the names of many famous chefs either. neil perry and jamie oliver about sums up my knowledge of really known chefs. give me a couple years though.....ill check that mag though. thanks.
     
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    :confused: g'day mate?
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Apr 7, 2003

    man, I was just wondering what happened to you the other day. so you about done with all the classes?

    bump that recipe thread with some new fine dining items.

    eh, nevermind...I just saw the exam menu thread
     
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