avils Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 :lol: :lol: :lol: sorry but its funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Ah THE "tired excuse" It's not like she was gonna be doing the moving on this night of ass exploration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by avils like, how much of a big fucken deal can it be.. I dunno, go get fucked in the ass, come back and tell us... sorry your plans fell thru... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by avils So me and homegirl agreed that tonight was going to be the night that I delved the depths of her assss... we bought a shitload of alcohol but instead of getting freq nasty, bitch has one drink and decides she is 'tired'.... for fucks fucken sake... like, how much of a big fucken deal can it be.. fuck off all of you. get fucked, i said. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: well, if she was too tired, maybe the two of you could have shoved something up YOUR ass instead:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 ha ha.. i can jsut picture his calander: 'butt fucking night.' and his mom asking him: 'honey? what's butt fucking night?' 'MOM!!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup what a biatch! man you shoulda just been like...to tired? ha! thats cool.. goto bed... just sleep on your stomach. then when she asleep...pounce on her, dont let her roll over, stick three fingers in her butt for a warm up, pour tons of lube inbetween your fingers, slop some on your dick, and goto town... all why holding her down. if she struggles alot be like "baby i thought you were tired, let it happen.." :lol: this dudes on point...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup what a biatch! man you shoulda just been like...to tired? ha! thats cool.. goto bed... just sleep on your stomach. then when she asleep...pounce on her, dont let her roll over, stick three fingers in her butt for a warm up, pour tons of lube inbetween your fingers, slop some on your dick, and goto town... all why holding her down. if she struggles alot be like "baby i thought you were tired, let it happen.." :lol: Ehhhhhh. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon27.gif'> And you wonder why you can't get a steady girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 YOU IDIOT!! YOU DONT PLAN BUTT FUCKS, IT JUST HAPPENS! the games to be sold.. not told. hit me up with your credit card number, birthdate, experation date, social security, your moms working number and extention, and your 4 lucky numbers.. and I will tell you how to stick it to her like no other.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 YOU IDIOT!! YOU DONT PLAN BUTT FUCKS, IT JUST HAPPENS! hahahahahaha, couldn't be more true. If that fails, tell her you'll let her do something that she wants in return. Its a give-take situation. Don't let anything go in your butt, tho, that cancels out the whole transaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 I aggree with dude above me...you can't plan it. You have to just be making out and start fingering her butthole..after a few times she if she likes it she will get curious and if you play your cards fight you will be up to your nuts in assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~i~hear~voices~ Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 i dunno..i think im with cmeup on this one..wait till she falls alseep and then try to butt the bitch..but make sure u have ur cowboy hat on and boots with spurs cause its gonna be one hellov a ride if she gets rowdy...yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaa!!!!.....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 you guys are the coolest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris up to your nuts in assholes. wow... hilariously well put... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fratboy. Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 http://www.ihurtnow.com/bro.jpg'> shit dude, totally fucking ram that chick in the asshole. fuckin bitch probably deserves that shit. dumb bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/gothtroopers/8788-ts-1008821789710.gif'> "gimmickboy8887" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup what a biatch! man you shoulda just been like...to tired? ha! thats cool.. goto bed... just sleep on your stomach. then when she asleep...pounce on her, dont let her roll over, stick three fingers in her butt for a warm up, pour tons of lube inbetween your fingers, slop some on your dick, and goto town... all why holding her down. if she struggles alot be like "baby i thought you were tired, let it happen.." :lol: there's a word for this... i cant remember though. i think it's 4 letters, and begins with an r. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity there's a word for this... i cant remember though. i think it's 4 letters, and begins with an r. HAhahHaHaHah...question for avils...if you were to do it anal style, would you have came in her butt like the spice channel pornstars? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 Originally posted by Vanity there's a word for this... i cant remember though. i think it's 4 letters, and begins with an r. better ask Mike Tyson... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 3, 2002 Share Posted February 3, 2002 hey hey hey now...no need to be all bitter towards her because of this anal sex deal. i always knew woman have so much power in bed. :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Originally posted by Smart better ask Mike Tyson... least then he might think he has a freind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Here's the deal, when she finally does decide to let you stick it in her ass, Donkey Punch her. It's the only logical solution to this problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 You have to just be making out and start fingering her butthole. you know dude.....first the whole "buttpissing" fiasco with you and now this.....i thought i couldnt lose any more respect for you but hey, no ones more surprised than me. no way am i ever fingering some girls asshole...i eat with those hands occasionally. the only way there would be any talk of ass fucking would be if the girl was fucking insanely hot, and had several enemas in a row that day...by several i mean between 13 and 26....thats ideal of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Bombastic Posted February 4, 2002 Share Posted February 4, 2002 Originally posted by avils So me and homegirl agreed that tonight was going to be the night that I delved the depths of her assss... oh..the trials and tribulations of avils butthumping attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted February 4, 2002 Author Share Posted February 4, 2002 ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 5, 2002 Share Posted February 5, 2002 hahaha , this is hilarious........ and after trying many times to get my last gf to asshump , it was all to clear i didnt even know what i was supposed to do , so i researched the topic on the net for several days and then posed the situation to her again............she refused , so one time whilist we were sexing it up i proceeded to insert a well lubed finger , she wasnt pleased but after much debate she agreed to try it....however my efforts were for not , because she complained that it hurt way too much and i didnt want to hurt her so we had to stop........anyhow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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