Tonight, on When Short Girls Try To Climb Shit IV.....................

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check my bruise. yes, that blurry bit is obscuring an identifying tattoo. Anyway, I made it on the fifth attempt. talk to me, I'm bored

primus

system of a down

winger.

(the world is a better place with webster back.)

at the drive in

Naw dude,

SCORPIONS

Love at first Sting!

Ungh!

is that a leg or an arm??

Dick dale and the del tones.

Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

is that a leg or an arm??

its my arm

gnarely shit!

TESLA!

Oh snap, I thought it was your leg!

:D

Originally posted by WebsterUno

Oh snap, I thought it was your leg!

 

:D

you missed the real fun. in the older Tattoo thread, Tease managed to mistake my knee for my ass............................:P

your skin is transparent

YOU WANT SHORT GIRLS

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how the hell did you hurt your arm climbing something?

i was gonna sugest to get some platform shoes but then i read it was your arm.... LOL, looks painful.

and i have a few "alternate lifestyle" teases i will leave out of this thread out of respect to your pain....

okay so i lied.... here's one.... since laughter is the best medicine

why didn't you use a strapon dildo as a grappling hook? no pain, no strain

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bruise poking

DAVID BOWIE

Originally posted by JohnnyHorton

your skin is transparent

how do you figure? I always thought it was odd how difficult it was to see my veins.

I just a bit pale....

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well i'm glad that bodice ripper knows how it feels to be vertically challenged like i am.

Originally posted by pimp n panda

 

and i have a few "alternate lifestyle" teases

 

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my gag was funnier than yours :P

how on earth to do you suggest I could use a strap-on as a grappling hook? I mean really?:confused:

you don't have to be tall to climb (fences)... you just have to be really flexible. But I've had my share of fucked up bruises from climbing too - nothing like that though.

Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

DAVID BOWIE

:cool:

that's a nice one bodice!

One time I had my shirt and bra ripped down the middle hopping a fence. I also suffered a 3/4 inch puncture wound on my wrist the same night.

is gother even a word?

...ah who cares.

Originally posted by WebsterUno

Oh snap, I thought it was your leg!

 

:D

hahah this is the best worded thing ive seen all day. hahaha

Originally posted by Armenhammer

is gother even a word?

 

 

 

...ah who cares.

this is the second thing, hahahah

Have you read the PCP thread yet, if not I'd suggest going their.

a little while ago me and my cousin were hopping a fence. i hopped over it fine the first time but my cousin started running so i thought she saw somebody so i ran too and shes small so she squeezed through this bar thing and as i was hopping back over .. i get stuck. one of my favorite jeans is caught. then some guys start coming are way and i kinda panic so i just rip it off and i have a huge hole in my jeans right under my ass. i walked home that cold and weary night with a draft in my pants. the end. im tall and still did not do so well with the fence and the hopping that day..some reason im listening to sade-by your side.

Re: YOU WANT SHORT GIRLS

Originally posted by el nervo

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I am not going to be abl to eat dinner after seeing that picture......Man you look up some mind fuck porn..............What you smoking????

im a tall guy and i have no problem hopping fences

must be a little person thing.

i compund fractured my penis last night.

oh and

Craig David