Pfffffffffft Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 THE SQUIRT... http://www.mattandthat.com/temp/tcruise.wmv THE NEWS STORY.. http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=15047 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 i mean this in the nicest wy possible (seriously).. but what's funny about it? the squirting or the guy getting called out? the guy was kinda pussy.. he shoulda squirted him again... and tom is too stupid to say anything besides "you're a jerk" tom won i guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 proving that scientoligists don't melt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... you're a jerk....why would you do that? you're a jerk. bwahahahahahahaha! i hate tom cruise. i wish his dumb gf was there to get a good squirting....eh...he pro'lly gave her one later... :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Tom Cruise honestly belives that he's so high up in the Scientologist thing that he can stop bullets, but a squirt gun turns him into a whiny girl? say what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 20, 2005 Author Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Jun 20 2005, 05:55 PM i mean this in the nicest wy possible (seriously).. but what's funny about it? the squirting or the guy getting called out? the guy was kinda pussy.. he shoulda squirted him again... and tom is too stupid to say anything besides "you're a jerk" tom won i guess Quoted post THE FUNNY PART IS OL BOY TOM GETTING SKEETED ON. i want to squirt a water gun full of caustic acid at a social worker, a public school teacher, an e.r. doctor, a single mom, a fireman, and a farmer, and see if i get 1/1,000th the press that this will get, for just being water squirted on some tool from "top gun" who happens to be a cult member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Ahahah, funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Jun 20 2005, 05:55 PM i mean this in the nicest wy possible (seriously).. but what's funny about it? the squirting or the guy getting called out? the guy was kinda pussy.. he shoulda squirted him again... and tom is too stupid to say anything besides "you're a jerk" tom won i guess Quoted post Exactly. But it's a chuckle if you're lifted, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 "why would you do that?...why would you--- you know what? your a jerk!your a jerk! Y-your a jerk!." :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I dunno, I think Tom probably made that guy feel like a real asshole about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 ahahaah i like how when Tom got really pissed, he showed it by barely raising his voice and holding the dude's hand. what a fucking pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 that was kinda gay.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 wow, awesome sense of humour you got there tom. it's a bit of water, get over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 i didnt think he would get past saying "why would you do that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Im going to agree with lens here.. As far as Im concerned, tom cruise just checked that guy.. Plus he was all chill about it and the dude doing the squirting was too dumbucked out to say anything cause he had his head so far up his ass.. hahah My favorite part is that the guy looked like a retard after word and tom cruise whipes off his face and walks past a gazillion women screaming his name.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -40 trooper Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 tom cruise done lost it..that nigga coo coo..check how he laughs when he first gets squirted..then you see how mader and mader he gets with each second by the time he says "you're a jerk" money straight looks psycho :haha: :haha: :haha: fuck tom cruise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 imagine if that was acid or something, THAT would make a newsworty story... really though, what was he supposed to do? beat the shit out of the guy? it would have been funny if he did, but he really had no options. it was like he was scolding a little kid. If tommo punched him he would be sued for millions, and not saying anything would make him look like a bigger pussy than he already is. by dealing with it the way he did, he ruined the little bit of comedy the guy was going for. well handled, i say. fuuuuck all this bullshit coverage these celebrities are getting though. i've had the tv on all day, and they've showed this little clip at least 5 times. twice in the past hour. i could care less about this little sham marriage tom cruise is trying to pull off or about some asshole that is trying to live out his fantasy of squirting all over his face. it was funny though. *edit. not even a couple minutes after i hit reply, they showed the clip again. for the 3rd time on the newscast as they were going to commercial... man oh man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 that was funny if ya ask me.That is what someone gets for being an ass and telling people on movie sets not to look him in the eyes.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 :haha: I THAWT THAT "JERK" WAS GUNNA GIT STOLE OFF :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 nicole kidman farting in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 what a class act that tom cruise... that was about as bitch made of a move as acting in vanilla sky he should beat the fuck out of that herb, like he does that little gremlin katie holmes but then again he is like 5'5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Why would you do that, Here i am giving you an interview and you squirt me with water? that is so incredibley rude, you know what your a jerk, your a jerk you big fatty poo head im telling. If i was on T.V for a day id fucking give them something to wright a story about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 thanks alot casek. I really thought there was a fart involved. *funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by CinchedWaist@Jun 20 2005, 10:15 PM thanks alot casek. I really thought there was a fart involved. *funny though Quoted post hahahaha you fell into my 'boobie trap' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 relates to the topic http://youreajerk.ytmnd.com/ doesnt relate to the topic but is ridiculously more hilarious http://picard.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 HAHA, ytmnd.com rules. The Picard one is awesome. http://yourastaplertheif.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 http://cruiseoprah.ytmnd.com/ http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 i really dont care about tom cruise but he made that reporter feel awkward as hell. he wanted to leave, and tom made him come back and hold his hand. tom won. tom also got bonus points by walking off and having his name screamed by 400 girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 PLUS the guys from the camera company got arrested. they really fucked themselves over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokus Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 what a nice guy, i would of been like " I OUTTA FUCK YOU UP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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