dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 just took a dump and for some reason thought about this. i alternate between wadding up and folding neatly. depends on the ferocity of the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 wad it. til the day i die son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by cloner@Jan 8 2006, 04:55 AM wad it. til the day i die son. Quoted post you should try the folding method it works well sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i experimented a bit in my early teens with the folding method. i feel it is not as effective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 there is something seriously wrong w/ you guys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 you want me to post pics? like in action step by step? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 I fold it neatly. You see, when you wad it up you run the risk of one of the wad folds breaking loose and smearing shit either all over your hand or asscheeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 thats my biggest fear when it comes to folding..i just feel it doesnt share the same structural integrity a wad of toilet paper does. i've had this conversation before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Nah. See, if you wipe your anus directly down the center of the paper and then fold it in half, you should have a good inch and half to 2 inches of clean paper on the open part of the fold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 back to front. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted January 8, 2006 Author Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Jan 8 2006, 05:36 AM Nah. See, if you wipe your anus directly down the center of the paper and then fold it in half, you should have a good inch and half to 2 inches of clean paper on the open part of the fold. Quoted post when i use the fold method i get a few squares and fold it in half, then in half again to ensure when i use it, it doesnt rip and get my fingers all covered in shit. but i mainly go for the wad because it feels more secure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i fold it a lot too. i make sure the folds are thick enough that my hand doesnt rip through. its held up pretty good thus far and i cant imagine doing it any other way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Its absolutely vital that you fold the paper parallel to the shit streak or you are just asking for problems. And double folding is a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 WHAT A FUCKING SHIT THREAD WHY DONT YOU SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 so you dont wipe your ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i use kittens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 What the fuck is toilet paper??? And why doesn't this math add up? fold it neatly ** [50.00%] wad it up ** [40.00%] some other method i dont know about ** [0.00%] i dont use toilet paper ** [0.00%] :huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 ^^yeah Fold = 5 votes = 35.71% Wad = 7 votes = 50.00% Huh? -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 when im in the house - roll other places - wad its wierd i always do that i gues there is no place like home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 LOL......you take time to fold your shit tickets but dont wash your hands after you piss youse a weird dude!?! Originally posted by mr.yuck@Jan 8 2006, 05:58 AM Its absolutely vital that you fold the paper parallel to the shit streak or you are just asking for problems. And double folding is a must. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 fold that shit, motherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 i fold. and i tend to use alot of it. charman double rolls. wonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 what's the next thread for tonight, "how do you masterbate?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 canadian toilet paper is smaller than american toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 thats because canadians arent fat slobs like americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jan 7 2006, 09:15 PM when im in the house - roll Quoted post roll? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 wait, wait, wait... i use my BOOGIE HANDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 Originally posted by DETO@Jan 8 2006, 03:42 AM wait, wait, wait... i use my BOOGIE HANDS! Quoted post dammit, you pulled my card!! :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 deto/always two steps ahead. always! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foneiz2 Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 fold fo sho. ripping is the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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