Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

toilet paper

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dobsilla, Jan 7, 2006.

  1. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    just took a dump and for some reason thought about this. i alternate between wadding up and folding neatly. depends on the ferocity of the shit.
     
  2. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    wad it. til the day i die son.
     
  3. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20

    you should try the folding method it works well sometimes.
     
  4. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    i experimented a bit in my early teens with the folding method.

    i feel it is not as effective.
     
  5. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    there is something seriously wrong w/ you guys..
     
  6. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    you want me to post pics? like in action step by step?
     
  7. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    I fold it neatly. You see, when you wad it up you run the risk of one of the wad folds breaking loose and smearing shit either all over your hand or asscheeks.
     
  8. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    thats my biggest fear when it comes to folding..i just feel it doesnt share the same structural integrity a wad of toilet paper does.


    i've had this conversation before.
     
  9. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Nah. See, if you wipe your anus directly down the center of the paper and then fold it in half, you should have a good inch and half to 2 inches of clean paper on the open part of the fold.
     
  10. LiliStCynical

    LiliStCynical Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 19, 2005 Messages: 1,494 Likes Received: 86
  11. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20

    when i use the fold method i get a few squares and fold it in half, then in half again to ensure when i use it, it doesnt rip and get my fingers all covered in shit. but i mainly go for the wad because it feels more secure.
     
  12. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    i fold it a lot too. i make sure the folds are thick enough that my hand doesnt rip through. its held up pretty good thus far and i cant imagine doing it any other way
     
  13. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Its absolutely vital that you fold the paper parallel to the shit streak or you are just asking for problems. And double folding is a must.
     
  14. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    WHAT A FUCKING SHIT THREAD WHY DONT YOU SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE
     
  15. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    so you dont wipe your ass?
     
Top