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Happy birthday doggs. My first sexual experience was with a girl who's birthday is tomorrow. We had a combined 14th birthday party at my friends house. we got all shattered on some wine coolers, or zimas or some gay shit, and found our way back to homeboys waterbed. I got to put one, very awkwardly, in the pink and then when she tried to go down my pants, I got all shook and self-concious and wouldnt let her since I was goin through puberty. I felt like I conquered and that was enough for big ole 14 yr old me. I eventually broke her off last fall after not seeing her since pretty much high school.

 

Just rambling and reminicing, dont mind me...

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happy berfday homie!!

 

dude, i was clueless.

happy mofuckin birthday.

if you'd like to celebrate by writing on stufff..

or i'll buy you a drinky poo.

you know the numba.

 

i've been superstoopid busy at work.

how 'bout...

i was huffing chloroform all afternoon in honor of your day.

 

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"i just can't stop thinking abut freights!"

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