shameless self promotion Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Till someone snagged my sandwich (with my name clearly written on it) from the fridge at work. This has happened 2 times in the last week. Both of these are firsts for me. Ive never had anyone snag my food from the place I currently work at. We hired two new summer employees, both college kids. One kid's dad is one of the head guys here. Im thinking its one of these two kids, cause this has never happened before, and only started a week after they arrived. Im thinking of making myself a nice tasty looking razorblade sandwich.:) Anyone got any ideas or legal advice should I harm someone with the said sandwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 put pubic hair in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 make the tastiest looking sandwich, the possibilities are endless. (try doing something with feces or salmonella, or possibly pubic hairs! just make sure it tastes good) *edit - pockchop beat me with the one second reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 put baking powder and soap in a sandwitch i gurantee sucess and you'll know who did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 rat poison! or bake some bud brownies and wrap it up and have it say : MIKES BROWNIE DO NOT EAT! it's their fault for stealin your shit and you wont get in trouble do it and take pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I always put drinks in the fridge so that they are cold and I go to get one, they are all gone. I have to hide them now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 insert a gps tracking device in the bologna. follow them home. rape their wife. that'll show em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 put a bandaid with hair stuck to it inside the sandwich. that would keep me away. how about a fingernail or two? ewww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 put baking powder and soap in a sandwitch i gurantee sucess and you'll know who did it. and then post pics EDIT: dee beat me to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 what does that do^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 rat poison! or bake some bud brownies and wrap it up and have it say : MIKES BROWNIE DO NOT EAT! it's their fault for stealin your shit and you wont get in trouble do it and take pics if you're taking bud brownies to work, eat them yourself man. what kind of harsh punishment for a college kid is giving them your weed?! besides it's been said already, just imagine the kinda shit you could get this fool to eat... could provide some pretty awesome blackmail material, heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 jerk off into mayonnaise, mix up said semen/mayonnaise, commence to make the tastiest sandwich ever. (besides the whole nut/mayo thing) take pics throughout the entire process, for further embarressment. i really feel like this is the ultimate revenge. do it shameless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 yeah, but they prob wouldnt even know. it wouldnt alter the taste/smell/after effect of the sandwhich consumption and then what you'd be like, hahaha, you ate my gizz. and they'd be like no i didnt, and you'd be like, yeah haha i spooged in the mayo. and they'd be like, shut up faggot. yeah, great plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Why dont you put exlax in it the shitting stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 hahahah.. Ok, Ill think about this. i may have to post pictures of me doing it. Well, except for the wacking off spooge part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BATTL63 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 the wife raping plan is easily the best. do that shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 what does that do^^ The baking powder tastes awful while fizzing in yo' mouf. The soap (make sure its dishwashing detergent) has a taste that lasts for days everything you eat will taste like soap. It sucks, I know. But thats a story for another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 What kind of monster would take someone else's sandwich from the work fridge? Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 guilty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Its probably some one from here reading this laughing saying "Ah shit this foo has a 12oz account to" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 habanero! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I vote for the semen mayo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 not a sandwich, but i once stole a lean cuisine. it had been there fer a little while. and the bitches in my office are so fat, it wouldnt have made a difference. she was probably stoked, it gave her an excuse to get a cheesesteak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 The baking powder tastes awful while fizzing in yo' mouf. The soap (make sure its dishwashing detergent) has a taste that lasts for days everything you eat will taste like soap. It sucks' date=' I know. But thats a story for another day.[/quote'] doesnt sound too kosher.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 yeah, but they prob wouldnt even know. it wouldnt alter the taste/smell/after effect of the sandwhich consumption and then what you'd be like, hahaha, you ate my gizz. and they'd be like no i didnt, and you'd be like, yeah haha i spooged in the mayo. and they'd be like, shut up faggot. yeah, great plan. take pics throughout the entire process, for further embarressment. man youre a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 no, i just need to challenge you. dont be mad,. i am trying to push you, to be all you can be. now. think.... shitting on his chair. that would be epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Cum in it. Trim your pubes and put them in it. Put some spicy shit in it. then make a back up sandwich packed in a lunchbox for yourself, if he takes it then good, if not then oh well try again, and just use the same sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.88 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 What kind of monster would take someone else's sandwich from the work fridge? Seriously? I'm looking in the direction of Lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 1, 2006 Author Share Posted June 1, 2006 I'm looking in the direction of Lens. I do remember a thread of his about something like this correct? But I think his attack was provoked. I barely have contact with people at work, and when I do, its usually going someplace to get high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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