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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by shameless self promotion, May 31, 2006.

  1. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Till someone snagged my sandwich (with my name clearly written on it) from the fridge at work.

    This has happened 2 times in the last week. Both of these are firsts for me. Ive never had anyone snag my food from the place I currently work at. We hired two new summer employees, both college kids. One kid's dad is one of the head guys here.

    Im thinking its one of these two kids, cause this has never happened before, and only started a week after they arrived.

    Im thinking of making myself a nice tasty looking razorblade sandwich.:)

    Anyone got any ideas or legal advice should I harm someone with the said sandwich?
     
    Last edited: May 31, 2006
  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    make the tastiest looking sandwich, the possibilities are endless.

    (try doing something with feces or salmonella, or possibly pubic hairs! just make sure it tastes good)

    *edit - pockchop beat me with the one second reply
     
  3. MAR

    MAR Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 2, 2005 Messages: 7,264 Likes Received: 256
    put baking powder and soap in a sandwitch i gurantee sucess and you'll know who did it.
     
  4. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    rat poison!

    or bake some bud brownies and wrap it up and have it say : MIKES BROWNIE DO NOT EAT!

    it's their fault for stealin your shit and you wont get in trouble

    do it and take pics
     
  5. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    I always put drinks in the fridge so that they are cold and I go to get one, they are all gone. I have to hide them now.
     
  6. insert a gps tracking device in the bologna.

    follow them home.

    rape their wife.

    that'll show em
     
  7. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    put a bandaid with hair stuck to it inside the sandwich. that would keep me away. how about a fingernail or two? ewww.
     
  8. j

    j Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 14, 2001 Messages: 1,767 Likes Received: 0
    and then post pics

    EDIT: dee beat me to it
     
  9. MARRERO BEAST

    MARRERO BEAST Member

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  10. terrorlicious

    terrorlicious Member

    Joined: Apr 8, 2006 Messages: 413 Likes Received: 15

    if you're taking bud brownies to work, eat them yourself man.

    what kind of harsh punishment for a college kid is giving them your weed?!

    besides it's been said already, just imagine the kinda shit you could get this fool to eat... could provide some pretty awesome blackmail material, heh
     
  11. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    jerk off into mayonnaise, mix up said semen/mayonnaise, commence to make the tastiest sandwich ever. (besides the whole nut/mayo thing)

    take pics throughout the entire process, for further embarressment.

    i really feel like this is the ultimate revenge.

    do it shameless!
     
  12. yeah, but they prob wouldnt even know.

    it wouldnt alter the taste/smell/after effect of the sandwhich consumption

    and then what you'd be like, hahaha, you ate my gizz.
    and they'd be like no i didnt, and you'd be like, yeah haha i spooged in the mayo.
    and they'd be like, shut up faggot.

    yeah, great plan.
     
  13. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,835 Likes Received: 92
    Why dont you put exlax in it the shitting stuff
     
  14. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    hahahah..

    Ok, Ill think about this. i may have to post pictures of me doing it. Well, except for the wacking off spooge part.
     
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