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today i hung out with my exgirlfriend

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by doeyemakeyou, Jun 3, 2006.

  1. doeyemakeyou

    doeyemakeyou New Jack

    Joined: Feb 25, 2003 Messages: 68 Likes Received: 1
    So my ex girl friend calls me up and wants to hang out with me. I hadnt seen or talked to her in like 8 months. we were together for like 3 yrs and now she has a new boyfriend. i didnt really want to hangout with her but she came over and we hung out anyways. Im not seeing anyone myself to make her jealous so i had to find a new way to go ot in a blaze of glory. so. the whole time we were hanging out i consistantly insisted that we either make out have sex or her blow me. and i preceed everyone with an i love and i want to be with you. also i told her that i know she knows that i can do her right(which she admitted to) the best part though was when she was driven i whipped my penis and started jerkin off. im the man
     
  2. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    right...i think the term is actually refered to as 'asshole'.
     
  3. shitting

    shitting Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2003 Messages: 6,381 Likes Received: 84
    haha. wait, so you didn't get a blow job ?
     
  4. Schnitzel

    Schnitzel Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 16, 2004 Messages: 8,821 Likes Received: 384
    did she dump you?
    because from my reading that it sounds like she did!
    so pulling out out your wang & having a go in front of her is not going to make her jealous dude.if anything you'll look like a bit of a tool.
    Not going out with someone to make her jealous didn't seem to work if she has a new man did it?
     
  5. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    you're like 12years old i'm guessing.
     
  6. Oliver Clothesoff

    Oliver Clothesoff Banned

    Joined: Apr 12, 2003 Messages: 10,898 Likes Received: 158
  7. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    I had to read that twice, and I still don't really know what went down.

    I went to the beach today, the sun fucking exhausted me. nap time.
     
  8. Hulkamania

    Hulkamania New Jack

    Joined: Apr 10, 2006 Messages: 35 Likes Received: 0
    soooo.. you were the only one touching the wang ?
     
  9. psm026

    psm026 Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 26, 2003 Messages: 1,568 Likes Received: 37
    yo, it sounds like you put yourself out there, i hope you at least glazed her lap and the dashboard in her car if you made such a dumb move.
    :shakehead:
     
  10. ctrlaltdelete

    ctrlaltdelete Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 183 Likes Received: 0
    how embarassing for you man. you should have called up some booty call and orchestrated her walking in on you.
     
  11. StupidDope

    StupidDope Member

    Joined: May 12, 2003 Messages: 347 Likes Received: 18
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    YOU FUCKING TOOK OUT YOUR DICK AND MASTURBATED IN THE PASSENGER SEAT
    YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  14. RustySprayCan

    RustySprayCan Member

    Joined: May 30, 2006 Messages: 311 Likes Received: 0
    So lemme get this straight you tried making her jealous by busting a nut on her dashboard and hoped that she thought OMG I cant believe I dumped him the dashboard empregnating prick?
     
  15. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    hahahhahahh even makros took the time out to make fun of you. congrats
     
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