ODS-1 Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 I feel pretty damned hardcore.. And lucky. Today I rode my bike through my city. All in all I rode 55 miles. On a bike without gears. Here's the bad part. I was ridin through a poor hood. The kind where everyone keeps those bigass dogs! Guess what. I'm ridin along. JKFHAJDFH!!! This fuckin german shephard jumps out onto the sidewalk and starts to chase me down. Oh fuck! I can't pick up speed cos the sidewalk sux. That fucker was on the sidewalk so I didn't want get near it. So I'm crossin the grass part embetween the street and the sidewalk. BAM! I hit a fut and fall on my stomach. I'm thinkin. Okay. Try to kill until killed... I look back and that fucker is gone.... I pick my bike up and speed down the street. I'm swearing in front of my dad. He's like "Are you Okay?" "Come on we gotta get the fuck outta here!" Fucking scary.. Funny thing is this morning before I left to go on the ride I was looking for my pepper spray. Wish I found It. Going to report it to animal cntrol... Yeah, they'll reallly show im... Going back with a knife... You remember me bitch? It runs up. I slit it's throat . Stomp it's skull in, dump it in the river.. No wait.. EAT IT! Then give the bones to my dog. I'm an excessively morbid person! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 6, 2003 Author Share Posted September 6, 2003 NOOOOOOOPE! Don't even think about it johndoe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Originally posted by ODS-1 I'm swearing in front of my dad. NO! :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 http://www.iisg.nl/exhibitions/affiche/met/e03-712.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzirra Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 snicker snicker snicker!! He said embetween. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 6, 2003 Author Share Posted September 6, 2003 God damn Mongowians. You tear down my shitty waw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Re: I feel pretty damned hardcore.. And lucky. Originally posted by ODS-1 Today I rode my bike through my city. All in all I rode 55 miles. On a bike without gears. uh huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 Re: I feel pretty damned hardcore.. And lucky. Originally posted by ODS-1 JKFHAJDFH!!! best part. pronounced "jakfehagedoofher" :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 6, 2003 Share Posted September 6, 2003 :five-o: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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