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Today...German Shephards Suck Hard.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ODS-1, Sep 5, 2003.

  1. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    I feel pretty damned hardcore.. And lucky.

    Today I rode my bike through my city. All in all I rode 55 miles.
    On a bike without gears.
    Here's the bad part. I was ridin through a poor hood. The kind where everyone keeps those bigass dogs!
    Guess what. I'm ridin along. JKFHAJDFH!!! This fuckin german shephard jumps out onto the sidewalk and starts to chase me down. Oh fuck! I can't pick up speed cos the sidewalk sux. That fucker was on the sidewalk so I didn't want get near it. So I'm crossin the grass part embetween the street and the sidewalk. BAM! I hit a fut and fall on my stomach. I'm thinkin. Okay. Try to kill until killed... I look back and that fucker is gone.... I pick my bike up and speed down the street. I'm swearing in front of my dad. He's like "Are you Okay?"
    "Come on we gotta get the fuck outta here!"
    Fucking scary.. Funny thing is this morning before I left to go on the ride I was looking for my pepper spray. Wish I found It. Going to report it to animal cntrol... Yeah, they'll reallly show im... Going back with a knife... You remember me bitch? It runs up. I slit it's throat . Stomp it's skull in, dump it in the river.. No wait.. EAT IT! Then give the bones to my dog. I'm an excessively morbid person!
  2. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    NOOOOOOOPE! Don't even think about it johndoe!
  3. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    NO! :eek:
  4. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

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  5. Godzirra

    Godzirra New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 74 Likes Received: 0
    snicker snicker snicker!! He said embetween.
  6. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    God damn Mongowians. You tear down my shitty waw!
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    Re: I feel pretty damned hardcore.. And lucky.

    uh huh
  8. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    Re: I feel pretty damned hardcore.. And lucky.

    best part.
    pronounced "jakfehagedoofher"
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14