Guest Canadiano Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Ok, so I'm reaching a houseparty tonight where there should be a nice amount of women. i just jerked it. My reasoning? I couldn't wait. Also, later on tonight, if I have the opportunity to stick it to a broad, I'll last longer. Possible disadvantage? I may not be so motivated to stick it to said broad. Well, the thing with me is I have a hard time busting these days (when I've been drinking) anyway, unless the girl is gorgeous, a freak and is down for all sorts of positions and/or allows me to spit on her. And this party is in a few hours, so today is not a great example. What do you guys think? What do you do before a meeting with young women. 'Cuz imagine you were really horny, then you fucked some girl, and busted in a minute. Not that I care about the girl's needs. It just sometimes sucks when you don't last long, and the girls talk, and you didn't get to maximize your sexing pleasures for the night. ^^ try to make sense of it all and give me your thoughts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 good plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 yea, work yourself then let her work it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FoReVeRpHLy Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 but what do u say when u dont nizzle the shizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillYurSteel Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllll yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by Canadiano Possible disadvantage? I may not be so motivated to stick it to said broad. what are you? a homo? the jerk is no comparison to feeling of the tang and in no way should the jerk stand in the way of being 'motivated' come on now man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne what are you? a homo? the jerk is no comparison to feeling of the tang and in no way should the jerk stand in the way of being 'motivated' come on now man! word even if i jerked it 5 times in one day i would still be charging the females Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by big bruno http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> two chicks are better than one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy word even if i jerked it 5 times in one day i would still be charging the females canadiano must be some 45 year old man that has lost his appetite for women, life, and rock n roll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> why have two when you can have 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del why have two when you can have 4? you win. i cant compare to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d-town_bomber Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by uncle-boy good plan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 canadiano must be some 45 year old man that has lost his appetite for hahaha:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne canadiano must be some 45 year old man that has lost his appetite for women, life, and rock n roll well, you're almost right, except I'm not even close to 45 yet. on the real, though, I love the puss, but you're telling me that you've never had that shit like when you jizz on a girl, you zip up and leave? Yo, nuff times I don't even bother for a round two. And I do admit, I spit better game, and often get more girls on those weeks (days, too, but especially weeks) when I don't jerk it. The girls can smell it. They know your scrotesack is full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 yeah but busting your load on a girl means that she had some part in the busting of said load. you are saying that you wacked off and now might have no interest in sex, which i find appaulling(sp?) and sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 no interest for the next bit! Anyway, it's been awhile, and I showered and shaved, from asscrack to my head, so I'm in the mood again. so ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.R. Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 yea, i can't bust when i'm drunk unless its damn good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 nah. i say dont jerk it. alcohol should help you go long enough. just make sure you piss before you start fuckin. i dont like fuckin when i have to take a mad piss. plus, i like blowin a big load with the lady. i dont know though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by Canadiano Well, the thing with me is I have a hard time busting these days (when I've been drinking) anyway, unless the girl is gorgeous, a freak and is down for all sorts of positions and/or allows me to spit on her. Why didn't anyone else pick up on that? That's fucking classic. What led you to spitting on the first girl, thus realizing that it's a turn-on for you? Did the girl want you to spit on her? I'm intrigued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Why didn't anyone else pick up on that? That's fucking classic. i noticed it but... ehh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phEaM Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 masterbation is murder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 I'm talkin like, killin two birds with one stone.... Beat off at the party! You guys are not using your brains, geebus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 i say jerk it before the party. that way you're not super anxious - which could lead to you not getitng the girl. gotta think clearly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 yeah but if you jerk it before the party, like you said, you dont have as much sexual drive. a little brew and a little weed will kill that anxiety and game should just flow like whoa, yo... DOH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/authors/bernstein.JPG'> "heh...well..i..uh....just kinda like to do it...like....all the time..heh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sTress Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> http://www.wifelovers.com/discus/messages/894626/4874482.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 girls tell me they like a man that can last awhile in bed. so jerk it 2 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownbread? Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 just got back from a club/party joint. didn't get no type of pussy at all because i chose to roll with fucking idiots who dont know if they want to stay or go home. ......i say jerk it. dont know about your sex and alcohol thing but if you jerk you'll be less anxious. also you dont wanna catch one while your grinding on some chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted July 28, 2002 Share Posted July 28, 2002 heres the advice from a good friend..... if you've been planning an event where pussy is almost gaurenteed, say, a party that you've known about for awhile...jack off very infrequently the day/days/week/weeks prior. why? because, the faster you come, the less sore yr dick will be afterwards, which means second time around will be much more enjoyable and you wont have a case of the chafedick, and the first load will be HUGE and impressive, bitch will say, "DAYUMMMM guy, you sticky like elmers." and you'll have yr dick up in no time ready for the long haul. and you'll be like, "DAYUMMMM girl, lemme poke you in dat ass." and all will be gravy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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