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tips on meeting the parents?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Bloc131, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. Bloc131

    Bloc131 12oz Member

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    tips on meeting the parents?

    Discussion started by Bloc131 - Oct 28, 2003

    this girl i am into said her parents wanted me to come over for dinner this sunday. she sounds like she has a pretty big jerk of a stepfather. who is going to ask a lot of annoying questions.

    any advice for this probably all-too-common awkward situation?

    any advice would be appreciated aside from all the garbage the jerks/dorks post.


    thanks
     
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  2. mr.yuck

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    mr.yuck - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    Just try to be yourself really. There is no point in putting on a show for anybody. Try to be nice I guess. This shit has ended in disaster for me everytime but once. That was because i met this girls dad when we were just friends and he wasn't lookin at me like i was trying to fuck his little princess. Good luck to you sir.
     
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  3. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    The Doctor Is IN

    ok mang.. here's a few tips.

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    Dont touch the girl in front of her parents. Not even hand holding.

    Brush up on your sports. The step dad will be impressed if you
    know how the local teams are doing. That's a classic trick.

    Bring the Mom a gift of some sort. Wine might be the wrong message
    if the parents dont drink, so get the word from the girl first.

    Do NOT drink much at all. Same goes with smoking.
    You need to hide all your bad habits.

    Obviously dont wear a hat or anything that is to new for the parents to get.
    This includes buttons, strange shirts and jewelery. Clean cut works.

    Ulways use proper table manners and try to engage in polite coversation.

    Compliment the food to the Mom, compliment the house to the Dad.

    Really it's common sence.
     
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  4. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    don't
     
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  5. Overtime

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    Overtime - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    this is what i would do, my girls dad hates me with a passion, but i am winnin the family over by my actions now, so it didnt matter what impressions i made at first, so ball till you fall
     
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  6. Bloc131

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    Bloc131 - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    haha, ABC's advice is tempting.


    i dont have any 'bad habits' like smoking or drinking. so at least that is covered.

    and i'm just friends with the girl. we've hung out maybe 4 times so far. i haven't told her i am attracted to her or whatever. as for what she told her parents about me.. i'm not sure.

    we met online (yeah sounds lame but whatever works) and she said her parents wouldnt be into that.. so we're saying we met somewhere else. sucks that i am going to have to go along with an elaborite lie the first time i meet some awkward strangers..


    agh.
     
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  7. ERIZENO

    ERIZENO 12oz Senior Member

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    ERIZENO - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    dont sweat it man. act like the well polished version of yourself. dont fake, or fear. the step dad will sense the fear and maybe he will see the lust in your eyes as you look at her, then your dead. fear does show to parents who wil either see it as cute(aahhh the little boy likes our little girl) or think you have something to hide (man this boy only wants in our little panties) its up to you to be sure they think its cute !!!!!!

    no just be normal and dont worry about it and you will be fine.
     
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  8. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    i got lucky. only time i had to meet the parents for a girl that was important enough to do so, they were awesome. keep in mind they had agreed to late me stay at there house for threeweeks while i was in town...before even meeting me, just on her word.

    i charmed the freakin pants off em. help prepare dinner, or just compliment the food to whoever's doing it was. talked music with the little bro, school path and career with the parents, about where i lived to the younger sis, avoided touching their daughter in front of them (Word to that), besides mildly affectionate talk and gestures. Offer to help wash the dishes. yadda yadda

    like someone said, be yourself, cause if they dont like you, they're just not gonna like you
     
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    Bloc131 - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    thanks to everyone for their comments so far. it helps out a lot.

    and yeah i haven't even touched their daughter on my own time. so.. doing so there is especally out of the question.
     
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    S@T@N - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    Being polite like a motherfucker works for me. Speak clearly, lose the
    slang though. Keep the cursing to a minimum, too. You don't wanna
    seem dull, so when they come out with something funny, laugh... then
    move up a level with your own dialogue and match their humor. It's all
    about finding that safe limit and matching them so they like you... plus
    doing good with baby's parents impresses baby too.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    When I was younger I just acted really shy and didn't touch the girl and all the parents loved me. When you start going over there more often make sure you say hello and you ask how they have been.
     
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  12. ClueTwo

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    ClueTwo - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    If this statement is true, don't you think your moving a little fast? You might want to wait and make sure she is worth meeting the parents for. What if she has a nutsack for a clit, or even a nutsack PERIOD?...Be careful man....:cool:
     
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    Gunm - Replied Oct 28, 2003

    ^^^Bwa ha ha ha ha!

    Excellent. Good to see the "jerks" representing.

    When you've all sat down for dinner, slap the step dad in the face and assert your dominance as the new Alpha Male. Accencuate this by stabbing some food off of his plate while clutching your ballsack.
     
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  14. krie

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    krie - Replied Oct 28, 2003


    ive seen a good one saying "sex instructor, first lesson free"
    wearing a shirt like that isnt a good move..

    in general just being nice gets you by..
     
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    Bloc131 - Replied Oct 28, 2003


    yeah i kind of wanted to wait a while on the family thing. it's just really awkward. me and this girl started off as friends and i am not sure if she has feelings for me like i do for her. we havent gotten a chance to really talk about it in person.. and i dont want to let her know through some email or whatever. so yeah this is a pretty weird situation. i dont know if this happens with all her friends. or has happened with her guy friends.







    ALSO...


    hahaha what the fuck?!
     
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