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tips on meeting the parents?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Bloc131, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. Bloc131

    Bloc131 Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 319 Likes Received: 0
    this girl i am into said her parents wanted me to come over for dinner this sunday. she sounds like she has a pretty big jerk of a stepfather. who is going to ask a lot of annoying questions.

    any advice for this probably all-too-common awkward situation?

    any advice would be appreciated aside from all the garbage the jerks/dorks post.

  2. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Just try to be yourself really. There is no point in putting on a show for anybody. Try to be nice I guess. This shit has ended in disaster for me everytime but once. That was because i met this girls dad when we were just friends and he wasn't lookin at me like i was trying to fuck his little princess. Good luck to you sir.
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    The Doctor Is IN

    ok mang.. here's a few tips.


    Dont touch the girl in front of her parents. Not even hand holding.

    Brush up on your sports. The step dad will be impressed if you
    know how the local teams are doing. That's a classic trick.

    Bring the Mom a gift of some sort. Wine might be the wrong message
    if the parents dont drink, so get the word from the girl first.

    Do NOT drink much at all. Same goes with smoking.
    You need to hide all your bad habits.

    Obviously dont wear a hat or anything that is to new for the parents to get.
    This includes buttons, strange shirts and jewelery. Clean cut works.

    Ulways use proper table manners and try to engage in polite coversation.

    Compliment the food to the Mom, compliment the house to the Dad.

    Really it's common sence.
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
  5. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 312
    this is what i would do, my girls dad hates me with a passion, but i am winnin the family over by my actions now, so it didnt matter what impressions i made at first, so ball till you fall
  6. Bloc131

    Bloc131 Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 319 Likes Received: 0
    haha, ABC's advice is tempting.

    i dont have any 'bad habits' like smoking or drinking. so at least that is covered.

    and i'm just friends with the girl. we've hung out maybe 4 times so far. i haven't told her i am attracted to her or whatever. as for what she told her parents about me.. i'm not sure.

    we met online (yeah sounds lame but whatever works) and she said her parents wouldnt be into that.. so we're saying we met somewhere else. sucks that i am going to have to go along with an elaborite lie the first time i meet some awkward strangers..


    ERIZENO Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2003 Messages: 1,999 Likes Received: 28
    dont sweat it man. act like the well polished version of yourself. dont fake, or fear. the step dad will sense the fear and maybe he will see the lust in your eyes as you look at her, then your dead. fear does show to parents who wil either see it as cute(aahhh the little boy likes our little girl) or think you have something to hide (man this boy only wants in our little panties) its up to you to be sure they think its cute !!!!!!

    no just be normal and dont worry about it and you will be fine.
  8. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    i got lucky. only time i had to meet the parents for a girl that was important enough to do so, they were awesome. keep in mind they had agreed to late me stay at there house for threeweeks while i was in town...before even meeting me, just on her word.

    i charmed the freakin pants off em. help prepare dinner, or just compliment the food to whoever's doing it was. talked music with the little bro, school path and career with the parents, about where i lived to the younger sis, avoided touching their daughter in front of them (Word to that), besides mildly affectionate talk and gestures. Offer to help wash the dishes. yadda yadda

    like someone said, be yourself, cause if they dont like you, they're just not gonna like you
  9. Bloc131

    Bloc131 Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 319 Likes Received: 0
    thanks to everyone for their comments so far. it helps out a lot.

    and yeah i haven't even touched their daughter on my own time. so.. doing so there is especally out of the question.
  10. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Being polite like a motherfucker works for me. Speak clearly, lose the
    slang though. Keep the cursing to a minimum, too. You don't wanna
    seem dull, so when they come out with something funny, laugh... then
    move up a level with your own dialogue and match their humor. It's all
    about finding that safe limit and matching them so they like you... plus
    doing good with baby's parents impresses baby too.
  11. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    When I was younger I just acted really shy and didn't touch the girl and all the parents loved me. When you start going over there more often make sure you say hello and you ask how they have been.
  12. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    If this statement is true, don't you think your moving a little fast? You might want to wait and make sure she is worth meeting the parents for. What if she has a nutsack for a clit, or even a nutsack PERIOD?...Be careful man....:cool:
  13. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    ^^^Bwa ha ha ha ha!

    Excellent. Good to see the "jerks" representing.

    When you've all sat down for dinner, slap the step dad in the face and assert your dominance as the new Alpha Male. Accencuate this by stabbing some food off of his plate while clutching your ballsack.
  14. krie

    krie Guest

    ive seen a good one saying "sex instructor, first lesson free"
    wearing a shirt like that isnt a good move..

    in general just being nice gets you by..
  15. Bloc131

    Bloc131 Member

    Joined: Jul 24, 2003 Messages: 319 Likes Received: 0

    yeah i kind of wanted to wait a while on the family thing. it's just really awkward. me and this girl started off as friends and i am not sure if she has feelings for me like i do for her. we havent gotten a chance to really talk about it in person.. and i dont want to let her know through some email or whatever. so yeah this is a pretty weird situation. i dont know if this happens with all her friends. or has happened with her guy friends.


    hahaha what the fuck?!