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Tinkle

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, Feb 7, 2005.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent 12oz Veteran Member

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    Tinkle

    Discussion started by deterrent - Feb 7, 2005

    Here something that's been cracking me up lately. Have you ever noticed people pee differently.

    When I go to the bathroom I have a strong constant stream of pee, which I've never thought
    to pay attention to, until recently.

    In he past months I started a new job, where there are a lot of older people. When using the
    bathroom the majority of these older men seem to have trouble peeing. You'll hear a stream
    then it stops and starts again and this will happen several times, sometimes it’s just several
    drips and then it stops and drips again, and they'll sigh as if releasing a major amount of pressure.

    I know stopping and starting again are tantric exercises so you can cut off the flow of semen
    but I don't think these old guys are doing that. I wonder if they feel inferior when they hear
    my strong flow and they know I hear the joke of a dribble. Sometimes I must restrain myself
    from laughing because these thoughts are going through my head.
     
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  2. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

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    casekonly - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    strong pee streams are a sign of weakness. leka fika!
     
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  3. sneak

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    sneak - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    dont worry, give it 50 years and youll be the same!!
     
  4. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

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    !@#$% - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    "When using the bathroom the majority of these older men seem to have trouble peeing. "


    you can hear the future:
    what you will sound like peeing in two decades.
    a man's prostate doesn't stay in tip top condition.
     
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  5. El Producto

    El Producto 12oz Senior Member

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    El Producto - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    i spent a week in hospital at the beginning of january and in the ward i stayed in this old guy had to walk around with a piss bag...he would also leave the back of those hospital robe things open so if you wernet careful you'd see his ass a lot


    it wasnt a nice experience
     
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  6. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

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    casekonly - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    there are excercises....
     
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  7. isor357

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    isor357 - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    After you wash your hands you use the paper towel as a buffer between you and the door handle. If touching your penis and then not washing your hands disgusts you just
    think about the filthy fuckers that touch their penises and then the handle without washing their hands.
    With your clean hands you are touching like 30 different penises
     
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  8. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe 12oz Veteran Member

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    uuuuuuubertones.
     
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  9. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    i dont even liek entering those thigns. ill just kick thew door open and piss from liek 6 feet out and if i hit the seat well mah bad. and as for washign my hands ill just use that hand sanitizer thign.
     
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    this thread reaks of gayism
     
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  11. nomadawhat

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    nomadawhat - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    my penis is clean from the shower in the morning.
    then i slide a nice so fresh and so clean pair of boxers on (usually).
    then i touch all sorts of nasty shit that thousands of nasty fucks have touched, collecting all kinds of nasty bacteria and then my clean dick??
    and then wash my hands?
    really you should wash/anti-bacterial before hitting the head.
    and then if you get messy and get piss on your fingers or its a particulary hot day and i have some ball area sweat building up then i will definatley wash afterwards..if not i don't think its that big of deal. that area is about as clean as it gets in this world.
     
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    ODS-1 - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    I always pee and then go to the sink, and then I feel like I have to pee some more. It sucks.
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Feb 7, 2005

    REEKS.
     
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