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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, Feb 7, 2005.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Here something that's been cracking me up lately. Have you ever noticed people pee differently.

    When I go to the bathroom I have a strong constant stream of pee, which I've never thought
    to pay attention to, until recently.

    In he past months I started a new job, where there are a lot of older people. When using the
    bathroom the majority of these older men seem to have trouble peeing. You'll hear a stream
    then it stops and starts again and this will happen several times, sometimes it’s just several
    drips and then it stops and drips again, and they'll sigh as if releasing a major amount of pressure.

    I know stopping and starting again are tantric exercises so you can cut off the flow of semen
    but I don't think these old guys are doing that. I wonder if they feel inferior when they hear
    my strong flow and they know I hear the joke of a dribble. Sometimes I must restrain myself
    from laughing because these thoughts are going through my head.
     
  2. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    strong pee streams are a sign of weakness. leka fika!
     
  3. sneak

    sneak Guest

    dont worry, give it 50 years and youll be the same!!
     
  4. !@#$%

    !@#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    "When using the bathroom the majority of these older men seem to have trouble peeing. "


    you can hear the future:
    what you will sound like peeing in two decades.
    a man's prostate doesn't stay in tip top condition.
     
  5. El Producto

    El Producto Senior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2004 Messages: 1,682 Likes Received: 0
    i spent a week in hospital at the beginning of january and in the ward i stayed in this old guy had to walk around with a piss bag...he would also leave the back of those hospital robe things open so if you wernet careful you'd see his ass a lot


    it wasnt a nice experience
     
  6. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    there are excercises....
     
  7. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    After you wash your hands you use the paper towel as a buffer between you and the door handle. If touching your penis and then not washing your hands disgusts you just
    think about the filthy fuckers that touch their penises and then the handle without washing their hands.
    With your clean hands you are touching like 30 different penises
     
  8. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    uuuuuuubertones.
     
  9. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i dont even liek entering those thigns. ill just kick thew door open and piss from liek 6 feet out and if i hit the seat well mah bad. and as for washign my hands ill just use that hand sanitizer thign.
     
  10. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    this thread reaks of gayism
     
  11. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    my penis is clean from the shower in the morning.
    then i slide a nice so fresh and so clean pair of boxers on (usually).
    then i touch all sorts of nasty shit that thousands of nasty fucks have touched, collecting all kinds of nasty bacteria and then my clean dick??
    and then wash my hands?
    really you should wash/anti-bacterial before hitting the head.
    and then if you get messy and get piss on your fingers or its a particulary hot day and i have some ball area sweat building up then i will definatley wash afterwards..if not i don't think its that big of deal. that area is about as clean as it gets in this world.
     
  12. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    I always pee and then go to the sink, and then I feel like I have to pee some more. It sucks.
     
  13. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
     
  14. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
  15. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
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