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Anyone been there? any damn stories...

 

 

i just got back from TJ like a few hours ago and i went to REVOLUCION AVE. or whatever it is:D and i had a mad good time...i got some bongs, brass knuckles, sling shot, GOT LAID, ummm some shoes and a kick in the nuts from a drunk girls:D (hurted too DAMN):dazed: :crazy:

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I hate going to TJ, but for some reason I always go back. Everytime I go, I see homeless women with infants begging for money, or 5 year old kids taking a dump on the sidewalk. It makes me so sad. And in the clubs, I hate pushing off all the jarheads who are trying to grind me. Its nasty. But you can get extremely trashed for a few bucks, but I can't imagine the attraction after you turn 21.

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its good when your looking for sunglasses or clothes or handmade mexican things. sunglasses are cheap as hell because theyre top of the line knock offs. they steal the actual machine and materials to make the stuff from the factory, same goes with clothes. my uncle lives in branch of the city way out in the boondocks. i hate the fuckin place with a passion but go there when my grampa needs medications.

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Last time i went down to TJ we got there at like 4am. the parents would be laying on the doorsteps of buildings and have their 6-9 yo kids beg for money. at this strip club called Pussy Cats the stripper on satage was smoking a cigarette and walking around a 2 foot diameter circle. My friend got a lapdance and the chick pulled out his dick. Getting laid huh. Funny shit man your story reminds me of La Bamba. By the way the name of the hooker finger area is Cahuelas.

 

In general everywhere be careful if you are white or don't speak spanish cause that's 2 strikes against you. Second keep a few bucks mostly 1's no more than 20 dollars in your wallet/pocket. Keep the rest in a sock. That way if the federales stop you and wanna tax you. They'll see you only have 20 bucks and take that. If they see you got 100 bucks they'll want more payment. Also don't take a nice car. Take a dependable but normal car. Expensive cars will help you get unwanted attention from the federales and lighten your wallet not too mention the high possibilty of something happening to the car itself. It saves the car thiefs the trouble of shipping the car to Mexico for sale.

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hookerfinger!

 

well heres my story...

 

Originally posted by WhenOne

i guess the most exciting story i could tell is one that happened this past friday night/saturday morning down in Tijuana. Well friday afternoon my friend coconut and me decide to head down to tj to do some drinking. i call up my girl and she says she is down as well. well we leave for tj around 8pm and get there around 10pm, we make the huge mistake of driving in but decide since we are there that we might as well park.

we park in the most respectable looking structure and set off to find some booze. we are looking for a club called safari that is 12bucks to get in but all drinks are free. on the way to find the club we are offered everything from vicadin to viagra to crack to weed to pussy. well we get sidetracked into a club called animale, no cover charge sounded good at first, we get inside and all order our table of drinks for close to 50 bucks...little pricey but what the fuck we figure.

we drink and drink and drink and its now about 1am. me and my girl go out on the dance floor to have some fun in this shitty club while coconut gets up on stage to do his 'drunken michael jackson dance' which is always funny. we dance for about 30 minutes till i have to take a piss. me and my girl exit the dance floor she goes back to our table and coconut comes to sit with her while i go empty myself

i walk into the bathroom and there is a cop standing by the sink

i think nothing of it. and continue to a stall to take a leak, mid leak the stall door hits me hard in the back. i turn my head to see the cop

staring at me, i shake my dick out, zip up and step out of the stall

then the motherfucker throws me up against the wall face first

im thinking what the fuck did i do? then i realize i havent done anything

i ask him what the fuck his problem is and he asks me for my ID, im thinking he just wants me to open my wallet so he can check out my cashflow, i open my wallet as he tries to stare into it (i put my cash in my sock earlier) i whip out my ID as he holds me against the wall.

he mumbles 'motherfucker' in spanish then proceeds to pat me down

well this faggot in the process of patting me down goes up my shorts and grabs my dick, 'what the fuck is going on!' i think to myself as i make the worst decision i could make in mexico. i turn around as fast as i can and give the cop a fist to the nose knocking him out, i kick him into the stall and run like a bitch out of the bathroom, i grab my girl by the hand and tell coconut to follow as we hightail it out of there, we run until we are a good 3 blocks away and close to the parking structure. we grab coconuts car and book it at high speeds back to the border

once at the border coconut decides to hassle the border patlot guy when he asks us where we live, i cant remember what he said but it had us all laughing except for the border patrol guy who was quite pissed but let us pass anyways. coconut passed put immediately after, my girl took a picture of me flipping off the border. it was a fun drive home since coconut was passed out in the back and i got to drive, me and my girl had some alone time after i stopped at a gas station to but some soap which i used to wash off my dick in the gas station bathroom.

so an hour and a half of the drive was fun until she passed out as well

i used the extra half hour to get off on random offramps and do J turns and burnouts in a car that isnt my own while bumping some poison the well. in conclusion this is a very long story, im sorry

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i took a school bus out there with the handbrushed "mi vida loca" on the side of the bus...the bus was packed and we got dropped off in front of this bar.5 bucks all you can drink. i was drinking and feelin on some hotties ass..i lso danced with a really fat girl and it was still fun..wet t shirt shit bored me cause it just was.hoes...why look at pussy and ass when you got it in your hands.but the night was fun..crazy lookin graf/gangsta tags all over the place..fuckin crazy..i love the freeways down there.

 

but being dropped off back at the border, i saw little children up at 4:00 in the mornin begging for money while thier parents slept, i gave those kids everything..cash, change, down to my lighter and the kid who got my lighter was real happy too.it broke my heart.

 

i came back into america cursing.back to the land of luxury while people live like that just 20ft away, i was pretty upset.

 

 

i wishto venture more south..maybe baja califas.

i would also like to explore the south americas too and off to other places.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

^ you know what?

the shitty part in situations like this

is that there are no options at all,

once this fagcop had in mind to hustle someone

and you felt the urge to pee the game was set.

Thats what sucks the most, fuckin coincidence, given the

circumstances i dont see any other way to handle it

apart from the one you did..but still i dont even wanna think

what could possibly happen if your punch was weaker, or

if someone chased you

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Originally posted by Tesseract

[bbut still i dont even wanna think

what could possibly happen if your punch was weaker, or

if someone chased you [/b]

 

id be rotting in a jail cell right now is my guess

or i might be on a stage dancing for pesos against my will

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when i said GOT LAID i forgot to mention the fact it was my chick...:D

 

just about everything you guys said is true like when you first go in its like gravy because they dont ask you for papers or anything... when i went all i saw were prostitutes, drunks, clubbers, homeless kids and all these damn good sales:D the crime and the homeless life is sad dude like constantly little kids would come up to me and try to sell me stuff and instead of buying it i would just give them money... like in TJ and USD is worth 9 pesos and i gave this one little guy like a 10 and he tripped out and started hugging me..at the moment i didn't know until is mom told me in spanish how much it was and if i was sure of giving that amount. i said yeah what the hell i dont need it...:D i bought a couple benches too with the three sticks that look like a teepee and a couple mariachi hats that are the bomb when partying:crazy: ALSO if you GO DONT EVER TAKE A NICE CAR... my friend who was with us got jacked within 20 minutes of being there... we bought some stuff and took the bags bought to the car and when we went back ( and they have parking security ) his wheels, sterring wheel, system, PS2, wing, exhaust and some other stuff were gone clean and fast... ( I LAUGHED ) because i told him to bring the Hooptee and he was like "Nah man i wana be big pimpin!" i told him, "Your gonna be BIG BROKEN HOMIE!" and he took as it joke and thats what happened...

 

Also if anyone ELSE didn't notice there graff scene there DAMN:D

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