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ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys.

 

i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans.

 

*(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)*

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how did I know boogie would be up in here?

 

Just like in The wind in the willows;

 

'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is

what seperates us from the lower animals.'

 

(it was said by a toad, but the point is valid)

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Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 18 2005, 04:03 PM

how did I know boogie would be up in here?

 

Just like in The wind in the willows;

 

'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is

what seperates us from the lower animals.'

 

(it was said by a toad, but the point is valid)

 

 

so would that make a kangaroo a higher animal?

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well it depends what they keep in the pouch.

If it's just slime and 'joeys' then they're not that high,

but let's say they have a pocket watch and a pack of matches.....

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Apr 19 2005, 01:22 AM

man package and man ass clearly visible in your denim? time to commit suicide

 

 

man package and man ass visibility is never good. i'm not talking skin

tight pants that comsume every inch of space taking up all available air to

let your legs breathe, so at the end of the day your legs look like prunes,

i'm talking about nice fitting, tigher than your wide leg pants. no 32" leg

opening please

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haha, NOWHERE near that tight.. its a full size bigger than my waist, i just want to keep my pockets looking smooth, that's all.

 

and when i say "tight" i should have said fitting, i'm used to a full 2 or 3 sizes bigger than i really wear. i used to like them falling off my ass, now i like my ass.

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Originally posted by Giving Tree@Apr 18 2005, 06:40 AM

ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys.

 

i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans.

 

*(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)*

i don't wear tight pants * :clown2: * but here's something you can do, put your cell phone in the *fifth* pocket if you have one, or on the back pocket since you wear tight pants this will make you look like you have extra ass and men *uhhhhh* like them. money clip is KEWL... or put your wallet in the back pocket... but DON'T WEAR TIGHT PANTS.... HAVE FEELING FOR YOUR BALLS!

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hahaha......I saw "tight pants" and it sucked me in also......I don't know what the fuck the thing is with the "I gotta put my jeans on the shower so the denim stretches so they will fit" look----fuck that....I see it everywhere...especially skateboarders nowdays----rockin' girls jeans.....gay.

 

oh.....just get a key chain and hang 'em from your belt loop.

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