Giving Tree Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys. i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans. *(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -40 trooper Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 that's what you get for bein gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 Originally posted by -40 trooper@Apr 18 2005, 02:45 PM that's what you get for bein gay Quoted post since when does my sexual preference matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -40 trooper Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 I knew it!..well it doesnt, if you're actually gay it makes sense you rock tight pants..cary on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 haha.... now you need a 'merse'. You know... the man purse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 get a money clip or a thin wallet. as for the keys, you could always clip them to your belt loop but in combination with the tight pants someone may mistake you for an atreyu fan and punch you in the back of the head..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 how did I know boogie would be up in here? Just like in The wind in the willows; 'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is what seperates us from the lower animals.' (it was said by a toad, but the point is valid) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 18 2005, 04:03 PM how did I know boogie would be up in here? Just like in The wind in the willows; 'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is what seperates us from the lower animals.' (it was said by a toad, but the point is valid) Quoted post so would that make a kangaroo a higher animal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 well it depends what they keep in the pouch. If it's just slime and 'joeys' then they're not that high, but let's say they have a pocket watch and a pack of matches..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 lol i see but the kangaroos are carrying nipples connected to mameries in the pouch. and nipples are indeed, high... yes even kangaroo boobs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 Originally posted by <KEY3>@Apr 18 2005, 11:03 AM how did I know boogie would be up in here? Quoted post i saw "tight pants" and it just sucked me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 atreyu isn't THAT bad.. i think im going to get duplicate keys and keep them off-ring and just carry housekey and carkey single. how "cool" are moneyclips though, they remind me of tom sellik (can't spell, don't care.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
votone Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 umm i got an idea....take the pants back...get bigger ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 ^^ didn't u know, tigher pants are in right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 LOL...shit is true - its all about tight pants so u can show off your shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ^^ Word, son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 man package and man ass clearly visible in your denim? time to commit suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergin_graffer Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by boogie hands@Apr 18 2005, 09:20 AM i saw "tight pants" and it just sucked me in. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Apr 19 2005, 01:22 AM man package and man ass clearly visible in your denim? time to commit suicide Quoted post man package and man ass visibility is never good. i'm not talking skin tight pants that comsume every inch of space taking up all available air to let your legs breathe, so at the end of the day your legs look like prunes, i'm talking about nice fitting, tigher than your wide leg pants. no 32" leg opening please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Tight like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ahaha, she scared herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 oh mama! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 haha, NOWHERE near that tight.. its a full size bigger than my waist, i just want to keep my pockets looking smooth, that's all. and when i say "tight" i should have said fitting, i'm used to a full 2 or 3 sizes bigger than i really wear. i used to like them falling off my ass, now i like my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ^^ that's where i was trying to get at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 and to just keep it going, because its so ugly it's intriguing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeoutbandit Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 a key ring never hurts. look for a travel wallet its like a 1/8 of an inch thick has two spots for stuff some wallets even come with them built in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Originally posted by Giving Tree@Apr 18 2005, 06:40 AM ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys. i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans. *(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)* Quoted post i don't wear tight pants * :clown2: * but here's something you can do, put your cell phone in the *fifth* pocket if you have one, or on the back pocket since you wear tight pants this will make you look like you have extra ass and men *uhhhhh* like them. money clip is KEWL... or put your wallet in the back pocket... but DON'T WEAR TIGHT PANTS.... HAVE FEELING FOR YOUR BALLS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Find a medium between BAGGY and TIGHT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Originally posted by krie@Apr 20 2005, 03:44 AM Find a medium between BAGGY and TIGHT Quoted post I think that's what you would call 'a good fit'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 hahaha......I saw "tight pants" and it sucked me in also......I don't know what the fuck the thing is with the "I gotta put my jeans on the shower so the denim stretches so they will fit" look----fuck that....I see it everywhere...especially skateboarders nowdays----rockin' girls jeans.....gay. oh.....just get a key chain and hang 'em from your belt loop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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