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tight pants, now what about the pocket contents

Discussion in 'Style' started by Giving Tree, Apr 18, 2005.

  1. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree 12oz Senior Member

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    tight pants, now what about the pocket contents

    Discussion started by Giving Tree - Apr 18, 2005

    ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys.

    i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans.

    *(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)*
     
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    -40 trooper - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    that's what you get for bein gay
     
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    Giving Tree - Replied Apr 18, 2005


    since when does my sexual preference matter?
     
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    -40 trooper - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    I knew it!..well it doesnt, if you're actually gay it makes sense you rock tight pants..cary on
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    haha.... now you need a 'merse'.
    You know... the man purse!
     
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  6. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    get a money clip or a thin wallet. as for the keys, you could always clip them to your belt loop but in combination with the tight pants someone may mistake you for an atreyu fan and punch you in the back of the head.....
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    how did I know boogie would be up in here?

    Just like in The wind in the willows;

    'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is
    what seperates us from the lower animals.'

    (it was said by a toad, but the point is valid)
     
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    so would that make a kangaroo a higher animal?
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    well it depends what they keep in the pouch.
    If it's just slime and 'joeys' then they're not that high,
    but let's say they have a pocket watch and a pack of matches.....
     
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    sarcasm - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    lol i see

    but the kangaroos are carrying nipples connected to mameries
    in the pouch. and nipples are indeed, high... yes even kangaroo
    boobs
     
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    i saw "tight pants" and it just sucked me in.
     
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    Giving Tree - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    atreyu isn't THAT bad..

    i think im going to get duplicate keys and keep them off-ring and just carry housekey and carkey single.

    how "cool" are moneyclips though, they remind me of tom sellik (can't spell, don't care.)
     
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    umm i got an idea....take the pants back...get bigger ones
     
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    sarcasm - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    ^^ didn't u know, tigher pants are in right now
     
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    E-DubleSkilZ - Replied Apr 18, 2005

    LOL...shit is true - its all about tight pants so u can show off your shoes
     
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