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tight pants, now what about the pocket contents

Discussion in 'Style' started by Giving Tree, Apr 18, 2005.

  1. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    ok, i recently picked up a few new pairs of jeans after going from a 38 waist to a 33 waist, and i got some low rise slim fit sevens and g stars, but the problem is that now my pocket space is GREATLY limited. i've got 5 or 6 keys on a keyring that look like i have a damn tumor on my leg, and my wallet is FAR too thick to fit anywhere in them as well. what do i do? i need an ULTRA thin wallet, and some sort of solution for the keys.

    i turn to you duty free, save me from the embarassment of bulky puffy pockets when i worked so hard to look good in these jeans.

    *(oh, and where the hell do i put my cellphone?)*
     
  2. -40 trooper

    -40 trooper Guest

    that's what you get for bein gay
     
  3. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0

    since when does my sexual preference matter?
     
  4. -40 trooper

    -40 trooper Guest

    I knew it!..well it doesnt, if you're actually gay it makes sense you rock tight pants..cary on
     
  5. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    haha.... now you need a 'merse'.
    You know... the man purse!
     
  6. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    get a money clip or a thin wallet. as for the keys, you could always clip them to your belt loop but in combination with the tight pants someone may mistake you for an atreyu fan and punch you in the back of the head.....
     
  7. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    how did I know boogie would be up in here?

    Just like in The wind in the willows;

    'Pockets, and the things we carry in them is
    what seperates us from the lower animals.'

    (it was said by a toad, but the point is valid)
     
  8. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35

    so would that make a kangaroo a higher animal?
     
  9. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    well it depends what they keep in the pouch.
    If it's just slime and 'joeys' then they're not that high,
    but let's say they have a pocket watch and a pack of matches.....
     
  10. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    lol i see

    but the kangaroos are carrying nipples connected to mameries
    in the pouch. and nipples are indeed, high... yes even kangaroo
    boobs
     
  11. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    i saw "tight pants" and it just sucked me in.
     
  12. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0
    atreyu isn't THAT bad..

    i think im going to get duplicate keys and keep them off-ring and just carry housekey and carkey single.

    how "cool" are moneyclips though, they remind me of tom sellik (can't spell, don't care.)
     
  13. votone

    votone New Jack

    Joined: Apr 8, 2005 Messages: 39 Likes Received: 0
    umm i got an idea....take the pants back...get bigger ones
     
  14. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    ^^ didn't u know, tigher pants are in right now
     
  15. E-DubleSkilZ

    E-DubleSkilZ New Jack

    Joined: Jan 30, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    LOL...shit is true - its all about tight pants so u can show off your shoes
     
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