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those stupid drunk driving commercials

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Nov 27, 2001.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    those stupid fucking drunk driving commercials

    firstly, let me say im not at all advocating drunk driving. that shit is stupid and kills innocent people. HOWEVER, i cant stand this new series of commercials. dont know if its just a local thing, but you guys know what im talking about? the dumb ass cave hoe dancing and singing to 'scrubs', the dumb little white kid reading the wack ass poem at his friends funeral... dont get me wrong, it sucks that folks die, but they play these fucking commercials constantly and it just gets on my nerves. they could have found some less irritating home video footage to show.

    maybe im all alone on this one, but whatever....
  2. alkaline

    alkaline Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2001 Messages: 3,097 Likes Received: 0
    I've never seen the commercial you are talking about, Seeking, but I get the point. The commercial I always see is this one where a little kid is haging out with his older brother, and the older brother takes a hit off of a joint. The announcer say, "Think somking weed makes you cool? What about those that alreday think you are?" Sadly, I usually only see this commercial when I'm smoking. One of life's cruel games i guess.
  3. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    my favorite is the radio commercial (usually played during loveline) where the older kid says stuff like "i want to be an astrophysicist" and the little kid says "i wanna be a agstrophygasist" and at the end he says "yo i dont SMOKE WEED" and the little kid says "i dont smoke weed!"

    happy ending.
  4. fr8lover

    fr8lover Guest

    or the operation lifesaver commercial where the guy comes in to his house and he sounds all grizzled, and his wife asks him what happens..."i was....i was trying to come home fast to watch the game, i came to a railroad crossing...i...i...knew it was coming but i decided to try it anyway...it almost hit me." blah blah blah
  5. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    aaaaaaaahahhahhaha.....ive got an operation life saver commercial along those same lines except dude had been jogging ON the tracks (i always find railroad ties the optimal jogging surface) and barely escaped an on comming train by jumping off the tracks.....i have yet to hear one that would actually make a difference like "hey....if your going to drink and pass out make sure its not on a set of railroad tracks"....
  6. META

    META New Jack

    Joined: Nov 8, 2001 Messages: 22 Likes Received: 0
    escape route turns into a death trap
    the painkiller takes a life
  7. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    the broken watch you gave me turns into a compass
    the two hands pointing to the same time
    12:03 our last goodbye