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"Those breasts were lethal weapons"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by backcountrywriter, Feb 3, 2002.

  1. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    i wonder if he died with an erection
  3. NATO

    NATO Guest

    "We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

    ha ha. please kindly fuck off and die.
  4. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    so... who has to call the bride to be? Is that something thae best man is supposed to do?

    "dude, will you be my best man? All you have to do is hold the ring and make a toast at the reception... oh, and call my girl if I accidentally get smothered by a stripper's tits."
  5. backcountrywriter

    backcountrywriter Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2001 Messages: 317 Likes Received: 2
    yea i know its sad but i'm bumping my own post....maygod have mercy on my soul...
  6. The Fratboy.

    The Fratboy. Guest

    one time i was rammin this chick in her ass, and i reached around for a tit grab and a fuckin fake boob popped outta her bra. i was like, what bitch? then she sucked my cock, it was fuckin hella bomb.
  7. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 192
    im never gonna look at boobs the same way lol
  8. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    thats just fucked up..
  9. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
  10. Fuxus

    Fuxus Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2001 Messages: 262 Likes Received: 0
    It could really happen, it's a dangerous world out there. I personally have nearly suffocated in some triple Fs. After my experience I had a whole new appreciation for big boobs. Lethal cleavage!
  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    first off fratboy you are fucking annoying I hope you try to lick your own asshole one night, shit on your face and choke to death on it you stupid fuck

    second any of you fucking moronic pieces of shit that believe that can eat a dick

    third 72DD breasts means she was on large tub o fat...the DD is the size of the breast cup and the 72 is how big around her chest is. a 72 inch chest...hmm lets thnk about that one...hmm FAT ASS STUPID STRIPPER FUCKING CUNT RAG WITH A KNIFE IN BOTH SCREAEMING MY NAME WHEN I SHIT IN HER ASSHOLE>

    I fucking hate strippers that is one of ht sluttiest and most disgusting and demeaning things a girl can do other than porn. Disgusting fucking cunts. I hope every fucking stripper in the planet gets together in one HUGE warehouse and all thier cooters fall off..then you know what I am going to do? I am going to take all the disgustingly nasty slut holes and gather them up in a plastic bag and sell them to arbys as discounted roast beef because we all know that thier sandwiches look like a gross as mother fucking cunt that has been fucked a billion times by some stupid coke head then left out in the sun too god damn long.

    fuck every single one of you and I hope your eyeballs fucking rot.

    god I am in a bad fucking mood
  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "i'm sick of the fratboy"
  13. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    frat boy. cant put on makeup right.
  14. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahah. that fucking rules.
  15. Rhubarb

    Rhubarb New Jack

    Joined: Nov 27, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 1
    When I started reading that I knew I had seen it in the Weekly World News. Thanks Santa Claus.