xwibxonex Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 This week in Incredibly fucked up News Headlines. SEATTLE - Police who went to the aid of a distraught man jumping off a bridge in Seattle ended up shooting him early Friday morning. Spokeswoman Debra Brown says officers were trying to calm the man when they struggled and shots were fired. The man in his 20's was taken to Harborview Medical Center with life-threatening injuries. It happened about 4:15 a.m. at the First Avenue South Bridge over the Duwamish River as the man's wife and child were in a car. The man's mother had reportedly called police to say he was suicidal. Brown says the man jumped off the bridge twice at a low level. After the first jump he went back and tried again before police arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 wow. maybe he was mistaken for quail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by MaKeItHaPpEn@Feb 16 2006, 02:35 AM wow. maybe he was mistaken for quail? Quoted post hahaha I just found it funny (police who went to the AID of.. ended up shooting him.. haha irony) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by Fryre Dekoy@Feb 15 2006, 06:42 PM (police who went to the AID of.. ended up shooting him.. haha irony) Quoted post happens all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonesome Cowboy Bill Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 the cops shoot people all the time in Seattle..they have the lowest per capita rate of cops to citizens in the USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I find it way more amusing that the heartless piece of shit jumped twice and then got himself shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Jumped twice before? What? Warmups? Just to get a feel for it? I mean, if you're gonna jump to your death then just commit and do the damn thing! Somebody needed to shoot that fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYDRO BILL Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 try the space needle next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by Fryre Dekoy@Feb 15 2006, 09:32 PM After the first jump he went back and tried again before police arrived. Quoted post This guy can't do anything right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 In related police news: Police Fatally Shoot Man Who Claimed To Have Seen Vampires ANTIOCH -- Police shot and killed a man early Wednesday after he brandished a knife at officers. Antioch police Capt. Steve McConnell said the man called police to tell them he saw vampires outside his home. Police said the man invited the officers inside. The man allegedly came at an officer with a kitchen knife and a meat fork. The officer shot the man twice. The man died at the scene. Police did not release the name of the victim or the officer. An investigation is continuing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Anyone notice the 72 year old man sueing a priest in italy for claiming that jesus was real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 I'm pretty sure that there are places you can shoot someone that will floor them without killing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Getting shot always calms me down. Especially when I'm depressed/suicidal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Feb 16 2006, 09:53 AM I'm pretty sure that there are places you can shoot someone that will floor them without killing them. Quoted post shoulder maybe, or the knee area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 16 2006, 12:34 PM In related police news: Police said the man invited the officers inside. Quoted post If the man is worried about vampires, this is exactly what he should NOT have done. According to lame vampire lore at least, vampires can't come into your home if you don't invite them in. Or something like that. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Originally posted by Fryre Dekoy+Feb 15 2006, 09:32 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Fryre Dekoy - Feb 15 2006, 09:32 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>This week in Incredibly fucked up News Headlines. SEATTLE - Police who went to the aid of a distraught man jumping off a bridge in Seattle ended up shooting him early Friday morning. Spokeswoman Debra Brown says officers were trying to calm the man when they struggled and shots were fired. The man in his 20's was taken to Harborview Medical Center with life-threatening injuries. It happened about 4:15 a.m. at the First Avenue South Bridge over the Duwamish River as the man's wife and child were in a car. The man's mother had reportedly called police to say he was suicidal. Brown says the man jumped off the bridge twice at a low level. After the first jump he went back and tried again before police arrived. Quoted post [/b] how the fuck you gonna mess something like killing your own dumb ass up what the fuck, ok well i jumped off this bridge twice and am still alive maybe i should find a taller bridge naw forget it i will just jump from this one and it will kill me the 20th or 30th time <!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Feb 16 2006, 12:34 PM In related police news: Police Fatally Shoot Man Who Claimed To Have Seen Vampires ANTIOCH -- Police shot and killed a man early Wednesday after he brandished a knife at officers. Antioch police Capt. Steve McConnell said the man called police to tell them he saw vampires outside his home. Police said the man invited the officers inside. The man allegedly came at an officer with a kitchen knife and a meat fork. The officer shot the man twice. The man died at the scene. Police did not release the name of the victim or the officer. An investigation is continuing. Quoted post dammit why does this picture follow me everywhere on 12oz its fucking giving me nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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