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This Week In Incredibly Odd News Headlines

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by xwibxonex, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. xwibxonex

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    This Week In Incredibly Odd News Headlines

    Discussion started by xwibxonex - Feb 15, 2006

    This week in Incredibly fucked up News Headlines.


    SEATTLE - Police who went to the aid of a distraught man jumping off a bridge in Seattle ended up shooting him early Friday morning.

    Spokeswoman Debra Brown says officers were trying to calm the man when they struggled and shots were fired.

    The man in his 20's was taken to Harborview Medical Center with life-threatening injuries.

    It happened about 4:15 a.m. at the First Avenue South Bridge over the Duwamish River as the man's wife and child were in a car. The man's mother had reportedly called police to say he was suicidal.

    Brown says the man jumped off the bridge twice at a low level. After the first jump he went back and tried again before police arrived.
     
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    Neskoner - Replied Feb 15, 2006

    wow.
    maybe he was mistaken for quail?
     
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    xwibxonex - Replied Feb 15, 2006

    hahaha
    I just found it funny (police who went to the AID of.. ended up shooting him.. haha irony)
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Feb 15, 2006

    happens all the time
     
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  5. Lonesome Cowboy Bill

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    Lonesome Cowboy Bill - Replied Feb 15, 2006

    the cops shoot people all the time in Seattle..they have the lowest per capita rate of cops to citizens in the USA
     
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    I find it way more amusing that the heartless piece of shit jumped twice and then got himself shot
     
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    Smart - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    Jumped twice before? What? Warmups? Just to get a feel for it? I mean, if you're gonna jump to your death then just commit and do the damn thing!

    Somebody needed to shoot that fool!
     
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    HYDRO BILL - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    try the space needle next time
     
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    This guy can't do anything right.
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    In related police news:

























































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    imported_dowmagik - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    Anyone notice the 72 year old man sueing a priest in italy for claiming that jesus was real?
     
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    Harvey Wallbanger - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    I'm pretty sure that there are places you can shoot someone that will floor them without killing them.
     
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    Tyler Durden - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    Getting shot always calms me down.
    Especially when I'm depressed/suicidal.
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    shoulder maybe, or the knee area
     
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    fuse=--action - Replied Feb 16, 2006

    If the man is worried about vampires, this is exactly what he should NOT have done.

    According to lame vampire lore at least, vampires can't come into your home if you don't invite them in.
    Or something like that.


    -fuse.
     
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