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This Week In Incredibly Odd News Headlines

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by xwibxonex, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. xwibxonex

    xwibxonex New Jack

    Joined: Feb 18, 2002 Messages: 3 Likes Received: 1
    This week in Incredibly fucked up News Headlines.


    SEATTLE - Police who went to the aid of a distraught man jumping off a bridge in Seattle ended up shooting him early Friday morning.

    Spokeswoman Debra Brown says officers were trying to calm the man when they struggled and shots were fired.

    The man in his 20's was taken to Harborview Medical Center with life-threatening injuries.

    It happened about 4:15 a.m. at the First Avenue South Bridge over the Duwamish River as the man's wife and child were in a car. The man's mother had reportedly called police to say he was suicidal.

    Brown says the man jumped off the bridge twice at a low level. After the first jump he went back and tried again before police arrived.
     
  2. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    wow.
    maybe he was mistaken for quail?
     
  3. xwibxonex

    xwibxonex New Jack

    Joined: Feb 18, 2002 Messages: 3 Likes Received: 1
    hahaha
    I just found it funny (police who went to the AID of.. ended up shooting him.. haha irony)
     
  4. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    happens all the time
     
  5. Lonesome Cowboy Bill

    Lonesome Cowboy Bill Member

    Joined: Jan 29, 2006 Messages: 363 Likes Received: 0
    the cops shoot people all the time in Seattle..they have the lowest per capita rate of cops to citizens in the USA
     
  6. WhiteOx

    WhiteOx Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 4, 2003 Messages: 3,691 Likes Received: 0
    I find it way more amusing that the heartless piece of shit jumped twice and then got himself shot
     
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    Jumped twice before? What? Warmups? Just to get a feel for it? I mean, if you're gonna jump to your death then just commit and do the damn thing!

    Somebody needed to shoot that fool!
     
  8. HYDRO BILL

    HYDRO BILL Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 15, 2004 Messages: 159 Likes Received: 0
    try the space needle next time
     
  9. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    This guy can't do anything right.
     
  10. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    In related police news:

























































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  11. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    Anyone notice the 72 year old man sueing a priest in italy for claiming that jesus was real?
     
  12. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    I'm pretty sure that there are places you can shoot someone that will floor them without killing them.
     
  13. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    Getting shot always calms me down.
    Especially when I'm depressed/suicidal.
     
  14. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    shoulder maybe, or the knee area
     
  15. fuse=--action

    fuse=--action Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2005 Messages: 1,855 Likes Received: 0
    If the man is worried about vampires, this is exactly what he should NOT have done.

    According to lame vampire lore at least, vampires can't come into your home if you don't invite them in.
    Or something like that.


    -fuse.
     
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