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This thread ain't worth a plugged nipple!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. Dirty_habiT

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    This thread ain't worth a plugged nipple!

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - Aug 29, 2003

    Ok, one of the things I like to do.... I like to listen to elderly people talk, they can go on and on about how things used to be and shit.... anyway, so they always have these sayings.... like sayings that aren't used anymore. What I want from you people, I want for you all to post some of the sayings you've heard, that aren't really used much today.... like....

    "That wet floor is slicker than owl shit."


    ok, take it away, post em up.... these sayings are the *most* entertaining, I always laugh.
     
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    Now you're on the trolly
     
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    Swiffer Jet - Replied Aug 29, 2003

    seeing a plugged nipple would definitely burn my eyes
     
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    I had this one old guy tell me that i was about as useless as tits on a boar, or something along those lines
    :lol:
     
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    Smart - Replied Aug 29, 2003

    Hotter than a polar bear at a picnic

    Sweating like a qhore in church (Alabama version: Nigger on election day)

    You can wish all day in one hand and shit all day in the other and SEE which one fills up first

    Colder than a well diggers ass/ witches tit in an iron bra on haloween

    Uglier than... well, just REALLY ugly
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 29, 2003

    heeheee heeee funny shit.... I've heard those, but the witche's tit in an iron bra one is good. I like saying these things cause it *always* gets a laugh out of someone.
     
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    Smart - Replied Aug 29, 2003

    I thought of one more...

    I actually read this in a book about Germany but it also makes me think of that 'Bama style, that was the first place where people started trying to teach me race hate...

    got more lip than a nigger with a trumpet
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Aug 29, 2003

    My boss at work is 67 years old.... and he said that plugged nipple thing today, I was literally lol'ing..... I mean fuck, I barely ever lol.... but this was worth it. I have, my great grandparents, are kinda racist, I mean they grew up in that time.... they are BENT on saying "Messcans" instead of Mexicans.... I mean, I find it funny for the sole purpose that they still take that shit serious as they did back in the day, regardless of the fact that times have changed alot. I think old people are a real tome of info and funny storys / anecdotes.... bring more... tell us more.
     
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    :D
     
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    "Yesterday it was raining like a cow's pussy on a tin roof."
     
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    BIGBLUE - Replied Sep 28, 2003

    it's raining today. Nothing to do with the thread subject but dammit I just felt like bumpin the last Thread in this FOrum. It's Sunday morning , the Jets don't come on til 4. the Cubs are the division Champs ,so you know what .LEt's get high right now
     
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    casekonly - Replied Sep 28, 2003

    colder than a brass nipple on a witches titty...i've heard that one more than once

    like sliding down a razor blade into a pool of iodine


    go'ahn, git outta here, you dang kids
     
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    you smell worse than a fart


    :D
     
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    fatbastard - Replied Sep 28, 2003

    welcome back zee
     
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