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This thread ain't worth a plugged nipple!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, Aug 29, 2003.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
    Ok, one of the things I like to do.... I like to listen to elderly people talk, they can go on and on about how things used to be and shit.... anyway, so they always have these sayings.... like sayings that aren't used anymore. What I want from you people, I want for you all to post some of the sayings you've heard, that aren't really used much today.... like....

    "That wet floor is slicker than owl shit."


    ok, take it away, post em up.... these sayings are the *most* entertaining, I always laugh.
     
  2. Godzirra

    Godzirra New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 74 Likes Received: 0
    Now you're on the trolly
     
  3. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    seeing a plugged nipple would definitely burn my eyes
     
  4. Godzirra

    Godzirra New Jack

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 74 Likes Received: 0
    I had this one old guy tell me that i was about as useless as tits on a boar, or something along those lines
    :lol:
     
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    Hotter than a polar bear at a picnic

    Sweating like a qhore in church (Alabama version: Nigger on election day)

    You can wish all day in one hand and shit all day in the other and SEE which one fills up first

    Colder than a well diggers ass/ witches tit in an iron bra on haloween

    Uglier than... well, just REALLY ugly
     
  6. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
    heeheee heeee funny shit.... I've heard those, but the witche's tit in an iron bra one is good. I like saying these things cause it *always* gets a laugh out of someone.
     
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    I thought of one more...

    I actually read this in a book about Germany but it also makes me think of that 'Bama style, that was the first place where people started trying to teach me race hate...

    got more lip than a nigger with a trumpet
     
  8. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,057 Likes Received: 44
    My boss at work is 67 years old.... and he said that plugged nipple thing today, I was literally lol'ing..... I mean fuck, I barely ever lol.... but this was worth it. I have, my great grandparents, are kinda racist, I mean they grew up in that time.... they are BENT on saying "Messcans" instead of Mexicans.... I mean, I find it funny for the sole purpose that they still take that shit serious as they did back in the day, regardless of the fact that times have changed alot. I think old people are a real tome of info and funny storys / anecdotes.... bring more... tell us more.
     
  9. BIGBLUE

    BIGBLUE Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2003 Messages: 1,667 Likes Received: 0
  10. BIGBLUE

    BIGBLUE Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2003 Messages: 1,667 Likes Received: 0
     
  11. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    "Yesterday it was raining like a cow's pussy on a tin roof."
     
  12. BIGBLUE

    BIGBLUE Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2003 Messages: 1,667 Likes Received: 0
    it's raining today. Nothing to do with the thread subject but dammit I just felt like bumpin the last Thread in this FOrum. It's Sunday morning , the Jets don't come on til 4. the Cubs are the division Champs ,so you know what .LEt's get high right now
     
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    colder than a brass nipple on a witches titty...i've heard that one more than once

    like sliding down a razor blade into a pool of iodine


    go'ahn, git outta here, you dang kids
     
  14. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    you smell worse than a fart


    :D
     
  15. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,879 Likes Received: 9
    welcome back zee
     
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