johnny Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 it's the final countdown!! word, one more problem and i'm fired. SO HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Haha, could I just get you to go ahead and put those reports on my desk, that would be great... thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 yeah, this thread has office space written all over it. I'm still trying to figure out how I've kept my job. I was even named in a lawsuit and corporate stood up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 what? you're "hanging by a thread"? That's what my boss used to tell me when I f'ked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin I was even named in a lawsuit and corporate stood up for me. Did you have a little trouble keeping your hands to yourself during a cover shoot ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 i keep waiting for the day. i am a very inattentive account manager! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Did you have a little trouble keeping your hands to yourself during a cover shoot ? Oh man, if you only knew what my work photo shoots consist of...you'd be laughing your ass off. It was sexist based though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 short term dissability for deppression equaled my entire wage and i basically got paid for 9 months when i worked six..... and when that ran out i got 14 months of unemployment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 fuck a desk job say word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 CEO: "you look bored" "why dont you call it quits" Me: (feeling intimidated) "ok" CEO: "thanks, you can pick up your check soon" Then i realized he tricked me into firing myself, since well he didn't have any grounds for firing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 sometimes I wish I would get fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 http://www.virtualstapler.com/office_space/images/milton_looks.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 No warnings here. Today they took my wall divider with the fake plants on top, so me and the guy who sits next to me scrounged one up from the mailroom. Now I'm protected from the "managment sneak attack" again. I felt naked without it. My manager laughed as we hauled that thing off the hand cart. Didn't care that we wasted about a half hour getting it and moving it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 ese, you sound like you need a 'CubeDoor' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEESIPHER Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 just quit my telemarkerting job.....after a week, that's a new record for me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by metallix Then i realized he tricked me into firing myself, since well he didn't have any grounds for firing me. HAHA that is GAT DAMD funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 http://www.3dspline.com/gallery/Todd%20Clement/junksmoke.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 made it into work by 530pm 3pm boss on celly: where are you? me: im on the bus right around the corner... 5pm boss on celly: WHERE ARE YOU? me: o, i got sidetracked. im on my bike about to leave my house. fuck flatires in nj at 5am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I've been sitting at my desk doing absolutely no work for almost 3 hours now. I'm not even trying to hide it, stretching and yawning, spinning in my chair, 12oz in full view.... A guy could get used to leniancy like this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee ken barlow sounds cool Ken Barlow IS cool. I think the bosses are trying to indirectly get me to do some work, they keep gathering by my desk and discussing business matters.... No dice, chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee u got messenger ken barlow? No I'm firewalled. I can't possibly imagine why...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Ken Barlow I've been sitting at my desk doing absolutely no work for almost 3 hours now. I'm not even trying to hide it, stretching and yawning, spinning in my chair, 12oz in full view.... A guy could get used to leniancy like this.... Same here, but make that 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I'm drunk at work AND getting a raise today yay! I'm a punk ass tagger kid who makes 40k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 eh, I'm hung over from all the free beer last night. 40k canadian...so that converts to 25K US currency? :lol: just messin' with ya man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 im at work in my underwear about to crack an ice cold heinekin. financial predictions indicate im going to make a lot of money this year. alotta lotta cash green hundred dollar bills inches thick in my wallet. not to advertise, but my bones gonna be real stronger soon to..... so uh......you know......you could say fuck a office job and take control. www.imagine2020.com/765542402 fuck it.......even if you want to remain in cubicle helll........take the products they are really good for you. in fact minerals and vitamin provided are really hard to get. so im not advertising..no no.. im looking out for the health of your body and your bank account Ladies and Gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin 40k canadian...so that converts to 25K US currency? :lol: just messin' with ya man. yeah but my $1400 pad converts to $986. Things cost about the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- ese, you sound like you need a 'CubeDoor' hell yeah. I've been discussing the point at which a cubicle becomes an office with my co-worker, and the deciding factor is a door. We're stuck in the same "pod" and are slowly attempting to make it an office. we got the open space walled off now, we just need another few feet and a door. some day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Today I filled a 18 foot trailer 3 feet above the truck with wet leaves and pine needles that I had to rake IN THE RAIN. I work with 2 guys that can't read and make fun of each other about whos smarter.......heres a good qoute "when I was 16 i did graffiti on cars just stupid words with no meaning" other retard "what did you write you can't fucking read?" retard one "i can spell fuck and you" tard two "SO YOU WROTE FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK?". I was in tears you should hear them. I make 13 an hour so about 2 grand a month plus my other warehouse job which sucks too................... SO YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE FUCKING SISSY SHUT YOUR PIE HOLES! give me a year i'll be done school and cubing it up too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted May 2, 2003 Author Share Posted May 2, 2003 i was late today and i'm still not fired... these fuckers are so fucking stupid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Pushing my luck has always been something I'm good at, amongst friends, lovers, in the workplace, at school... etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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