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This is why yesterday sucked, pretend to be interested...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jul 25, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton 12oz Senior Member

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    This is why yesterday sucked, pretend to be interested...

    Discussion started by Milton - Jul 25, 2004

    First, I went to sleep on friday night at about 6:00 am because I had to take this motherfucker home and he was at a party drinking until 4. Then at about 9AM the Mormons call my house and ask if I want to go to their singles group. I don't know if there are any Mormons on the board, but I don't think there would be anything in the world more boring than a Mormon singles group. So I tell them I'm sleeping and I can't go. They call back at 11:15 and ask if I'm sure I don't want to go. Anyway, I get up and dressed and all that and my family takes me to a baseball game. So we get there, we walk to our seats, I watch the first inning and decide to get a drink at the bar. So I walk all the way around to the other side of the stadium to the bar, and its fucking hot. And I get on the elevator to go to the "club" and there are these two girls. So I'm like, the bar is on the second floor right, and one smiles and says "ya, you can buy us a drink..." and winks at me. So I get off get to the bar and they're nowhere to be found, I guess they walked somewhere else. It was okay because one gin and tonic, in the smallest glass i've ever seen was 8 bucks. Piece of shit... Anyway, I want to go out with my friends afterwards, but the game keeps going and going, and we end up leaving at like 11, so I don't get to the bar until 11:30, but my friends just got out too, so that was okay I guess. Anyway, we're at the one bar and we're drinking tequila shots. And I'm pretty drunk already, and then we stand in line at the second bar, cause they have this joint cover shit. Anyway, we're in line and these 2 chicks are fighting, so my friend steps in between them. At the same time I'm talking to their other friend who doesn't want to get in the middle. And since I'm drunk I'm charming X 10. So we get up to the front, and I'm kind of seperated from the girl but I see her and shes like blowing kisses at me. Anyway, we get up to the door, the bouncer looks at my ID which has a crack in it that I fixed with tape. And he says "I can't let you in with a ripped ID." What kind of bullshit is that? The ID is still in one piece. So I say "What's wrong with it? You can tell it's me, and the date" and he says "It's against the law to have a ripped ID" so I'm pretty pissed and I'm like "Oh, so when the cops bust in and try to check my ID you're gonna get in trouble huh?" He says "you need to leave" I say "fuck you, I hate you fucking power trip rent a cops..." I was then escorted out of the line. By the time we get in the next club its already 1:00 and I'm drunk so somehow I offer to buy this group of girls a round of drinks. And it ends up to be 32 dollars. Now realize these are girls I don't even know, and didn't talk to after we finished our drinks. My advice is don't drink tequila when you have lots of money on you. We are at this club for like 45 minutes and we meet this chick, so we're talking, she gives me her cigarette cause she "only smokes a drag or two when she's drinking." So we're talking and I think I'm going to at least get her number or something, then she tells me shes from another state and she's visiting her boyfriend here." And wouldn't you guess it not 10 seconds after she says that here comes her boyfriend, and he pulls her away looking all pissed. I turn around, and guess who I see, the chicks from the other bar line. So I talk to them for a minute and then its 2:00. So everybody has to go outside and pay 5 bucks to get back in. So we go down the street and eat real quick and then while we're eating the same dude who I drove around 'till 6 on saturday morning says "I don't think I'm gonna go back in the club, I'm tired..." Thats why my yesterday sucked. Thank you for pretending to care...
     
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  2. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    damn, i'm really interested
     
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    rental - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    smile....nod....
     
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  4. Milton

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    Milton - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    You forgot agree every few sentences.
     
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  5. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    so true, so true
     
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    1988 - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    "...then its 2:00. So everybody has to go outside and pay 5 bucks to get back in"



    I dont get it, why did you have to leave at 2 and pay $5.00 to come back in?
     
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    why write? - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    sounds like a night.
     
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    InnerCityRebel - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    it becomes and after hours club..By the way i enjoy ur adventures very much Milton..
     
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    StarzAbove - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    Summer Sucks:(
     
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  10. Milton

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    Milton - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    Thanks I-Patch,

    ya, they close down the bars and you can hang out dance and order coke... or sprite..
     
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    Milton - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    I forgot the part at the baseball game that sucked the most. I was told by my family to get 3 large drinks an ice cream and an order of garlic fries. So the dumbass guy tried to put this all on one cup holder tray
    and I get 5 feet from the booth and spill the whole thing... Fucking 21 dollars and its gone in less than 1 minute... And then a highschool girl came up to me while I was walking back from the bar in the stadium and she introduces herself, I said "There's no way you're 18 and I'm too pretty for jail... She laughed..."
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    You got to go to a baseball game and then drunk and thats why it sucked?
     
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  13. Milton

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    Milton - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    No, the baseball game was fun, except for the losing part. And the getting drunk was fun except for the friend deciding he's "tired" and the bouncer kicking me out of line. Oh ya and the girls that got pulled away by their boyfriends. But other than that it was fun.
     
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    Milton - Replied Jul 25, 2004

    :idea: Stick to Paper Chase :idea:
     
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