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A petrified turd, supposedly of Walt Whitman vintage, has been discovered in his home town library. Before the turd could be authenticated, though, a naked ascetic Tibetan magician snatched the artifact away from the transgender librarian and consumed it voraciously. Upon learning of the incident, Handyman Negri of PBS's Mr. Roger's Neighborhood promptly suffocated himself with a blue plastic WalMart bag. Roger's Neighborhood police were unavailable for comment, but eyewitnesses claim that Mr. Negri appeared foolish as his corpse was transported from his home and that they were unable to take seriously his death due to the yellow smiley face that adorned the suffocation device. Upon learning of Mr Negri's death, the naked ascetic Tibetan magician passed the petrified Walt Whitman turd and returned it to library authorities.

 

-THE POOPER

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wow. people are really think this guy is still amusing? this kid may have been semi amusing for a quick minute....but damn now it just seems like hes trying wat to hard. and now its just plain annoying. what the fuck marlboro, did you do take a week off 12oz so you could write down all your witty put downs, come back to use them and now your fresh out, well except for the one soon to be aimed at me? cause now i see your recycing your shit.... and what is this i'm leaving shit? pulling this shit to get your ego stroked twice and most you fools are happily doing it? suckas..... see you in a few....

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