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this is me looking for a job

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    yup

    here it is
     
  2. someone

    someone Member

    Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Messages: 786 Likes Received: 0
    beardo the clown

    or

    beardo the bearded man
     
  3. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
  4. beardo

    beardo Guest

    just my bo staff
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
  6. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    [​IMG]

    the gods of 40oz are calling fool answer the door.
     
  7. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    you can have my job!
     
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    THIS Is me working at my job.
     
  9. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Bouncer at a strip-club

    Benies include
    - beating people whom smell like lotion
    - hollaring at nigguahs about the pussy inside
    - free pizza
    - you can bring your bo staff
    - get the low down on who's a man; who's got AIDS; and who needs a couple extra bucks for formula
    - access to the world greatest lp collection.
     
  10. beardo

    beardo Guest

    what, i dont getta see no T&A with that job? freakin forget it.
     
  11. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    if i bounced (i am relatively small) i would be like you aint getting into this club without an id mothafucka and theyd be like what bitch im comin in here with yo lil bitch ass and id pull out ma strap and be like what neeooooowwww nigga and theyd be like my bad nigga im leaving
     
  12. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel.
    This is where your bo-staff skills come in.

    If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into
    the machines to fix them.

    EDIT**
    I thought that was beardo's comment.
     
  13. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    live action version of spongebeardo squarepants?




    *does anyone get this? wonk saggin dlo.
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    word. me too.
    actually I guess this is me looking as well.

    mandatories:
    1) good money
    2) month of vacation
    3) pay to post on 12oz

    I think I can pretty much deal with anything else.
     
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