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this is me looking for a job

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Jul 12, 2005.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    this is me looking for a job

    Discussion started by beardo - Jul 12, 2005

    yup

    here it is
     
  2. someone

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    someone - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    beardo the clown

    or

    beardo the bearded man
     
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  3. imported_Tesseract - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    hahaha
     
  4. deterrent

    deterrent 12oz Veteran Member

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    deterrent - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    Got any skills?
     
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  5. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    just my bo staff
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Jul 12, 2005

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  7. heavyLox

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    heavyLox - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    [​IMG]

    the gods of 40oz are calling fool answer the door.
     
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  8. fatalist

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    fatalist - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    you can have my job!
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    THIS Is me working at my job.
     
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  10. deterrent

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    deterrent - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    Bouncer at a strip-club

    Benies include
    - beating people whom smell like lotion
    - hollaring at nigguahs about the pussy inside
    - free pizza
    - you can bring your bo staff
    - get the low down on who's a man; who's got AIDS; and who needs a couple extra bucks for formula
    - access to the world greatest lp collection.
     
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  11. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    what, i dont getta see no T&A with that job? freakin forget it.
     
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    Gat Bush - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    if i bounced (i am relatively small) i would be like you aint getting into this club without an id mothafucka and theyd be like what bitch im comin in here with yo lil bitch ass and id pull out ma strap and be like what neeooooowwww nigga and theyd be like my bad nigga im leaving
     
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  13. deterrent

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    deterrent - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel.
    This is where your bo-staff skills come in.

    If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into
    the machines to fix them.

    EDIT**
    I thought that was beardo's comment.
     
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  14. Fondles

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    Fondles - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    live action version of spongebeardo squarepants?




    *does anyone get this? wonk saggin dlo.
     
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  15. SteveAustin

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    SteveAustin - Replied Jul 12, 2005

    word. me too.
    actually I guess this is me looking as well.

    mandatories:
    1) good money
    2) month of vacation
    3) pay to post on 12oz

    I think I can pretty much deal with anything else.
     
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