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10 minutes ago I get a call from this guy that's had a crush on me for a while. Keep in mind he went to jail for 3 months for beating up his own brother so he's not all there.

 

Me: Hello?

Him: Hey! Why didn't you come to my party Saturday night?

Me: I was on the other side of town. I stayed out late so I crashed at my friend's house.

Him: Who's your friend?

Me: This girl

Him: Oh. What did you guys do?

Me: We went swimming and she made me lunch.

Him: Did she kiss you?

Me: Um, NO.

Him: Cause you said she made you lunch and you guys went swimming and stuff huuuh huhhh (dumb laughter).

Me: Yeah, I gotta go.

 

Oh yeah, and did I tell you guys about the guy with the prostetic leg?

 

Fuck Ya'll/Hello Dry Spell

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Once upon a time, there was this really cute guy that sat next to me in class. Keep in mind everyone at my school looks like a fucking nerd, so this guy stuck out like a sore thumb. He was tall with wavy brown hair, and had super sexy arms.

 

As time went by, he started to flirt with me in class, and eventually gave me his number. As I spoke to him on the phone, I learned that he doesn't really know how to act around women. He liked me, but he took way too long to make a move. But I gave him a chance because he was kinda young.

 

One day he gave me a ride home from school, and I noticed he had a handicap parking pass hanging from his rearview mirror. Before I even questioned it he said "I got this pass from my friend. You can have my other one if you want". I didn't think anything of it, until one night on the phone he said "My leg is fake". I thought he was kidding because he said it so bluntly.

 

Then in class, I noticed he held his pen like a kindergardener. Why? Because not only is he missing a leg, he's also missing some fingers. Knowing that I knew the "real" him got him all weirded out, so he started to hold back. By the time he decided to actually do something about me, I already had a change of heart.

 

Even with all these missing body parts (hopefully his penis wasn't missing), I still stuck around cause he was actually a really dope guy. But it wasn't his leg, or his hands that bothered me... it was his insecurities and the fact that he couldn't face his problems with me like a man.

 

In conclusion, I'm really not as superficial as I come off.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

damn, your going through

some hard times girl.

come give webby a hug.

 

:D

 

 

and where the hell would

a girl stick that dead daisy

looking thing? that looks all bad.

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Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

damn, your going through

some hard times girl.

come give webby a hug.

 

:D

 

Nah, this isn't hard times at all. More like comedy. I have really great stories, but I don't talk about people I was serious with or cared about on here.

 

Also Webster, how are you doing? We hung out way back when we lived in the same city. You drove me to court once, ha!

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Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll

Because not only is he missing a leg, he's also missing some fingers.

 

i could understand not knowing about the leg

but i sure as hell would have noticed a few missing fingers

 

you must have really liked this guy to not notice something that blatant

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yeah, there was this cute chick i went to high school with my junior year, i would see her now and then, and id say hi, kinda flirt with her, but she was too thick headed to get the whole thing. anyways, i was walking in the hall way my senior year and i saw this girl walking in front of me, she looked cute and all, then while i was staring at her ass, her hand came into view because she was pulling the back of her shirt down, maybe she could tell i was looking at her ass, but she had three fingers on her left hand. somethin mustove happened over the summer break or somethin, but she only had her thumb onto the the middle finger, the ring and pinkie finger were gone. i started talking to her again, she always seemed to hide her hand, and i told her not to and all, but she refused. i wasnt at all wierded out by her hand. i dunno, i guess i hear ya on that one too fuck ya'll. also, im single too, haha. ;)

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Re: Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll

Nah, this isn't hard times at all. More like comedy. I have really great stories, but I don't talk about people I was serious with or cared about on here.

 

Also Webster, how are you doing? We hung out way back when we lived in the same city. You drove me to court once, ha!

 

Does that mean you live in SJ?

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Originally posted by TheoHuxtable

Great picture. This looks porn-related, but never heard of a graff scenario in a porno. Any more?

 

Nice fake cop uniform... Nigga got on a U.S. Customs Airport Inspections uniform, no tie, and no utility belt.

 

wow, you are really knowledgable. it displays your street savvy

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Originally posted by Fuck Ya'll

Once upon a time, there was this really cute guy that sat next to me in class. Keep in mind everyone at my school looks like a fucking nerd, so this guy stuck out like a sore thumb. He was tall with wavy brown hair, and had super sexy arms.

 

As time went by, he started to flirt with me in class, and eventually gave me his number. As I spoke to him on the phone, I learned that he doesn't really know how to act around women. He liked me, but he took way too long to make a move. But I gave him a chance because he was kinda young.

 

One day he gave me a ride home from school, and I noticed he had a handicap parking pass hanging from his rearview mirror. Before I even questioned it he said "I got this pass from my friend. You can have my other one if you want". I didn't think anything of it, until one night on the phone he said "My leg is fake". I thought he was kidding because he said it so bluntly.

 

Then in class, I noticed he held his pen like a kindergardener. Why? Because not only is he missing a leg, he's also missing some fingers. Knowing that I knew the "real" him got him all weirded out, so he started to hold back. By the time he decided to actually do something about me, I already had a change of heart.

 

Even with all these missing body parts (hopefully his penis wasn't missing), I still stuck around cause he was actually a really dope guy. But it wasn't his leg, or his hands that bothered me... it was his insecurities and the fact that he couldn't face his problems with me like a man.

 

In conclusion, I'm really not as superficial as I come off.

 

i have a friend like this who's way into black metal. the birth sac collapsed on him while he was still developing, so the leg and part of his fingers never finished.

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My issue is i think too much, i over-analyze everything, i go out with a girl and i think im going to end up with her, what the fuck? then i start thinking about how the fuck im going to tell this girl about my painting, not everyone likes illegal activities, and all that shit runs through my head, before a second date. i need me a gun. Fucking is also good but i want a relationship, companionship.

 

Oh and once in elementary school there was this girl who was born with only 3 fingers on her hand, i used to run away from her even though she said numerous times she liked me, i was young god damnit.

 

She turned out to be a fucking model like chick when she got older, fuck me.

 

I tend to go for white women, why? I dont fuckign know, my friend said i have a white girl fetish. does anybody know if this is true? I cant find any dope spanish chicks. except the one im kicking it with now is half white half mexican.

 

Im ranting for no fucking reason.

 

Damn i need friends.

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