MrChupacabra Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 So, the story starts off with me and my friend just cruising around the lakes, listening to music, whatnot. We get to this light when we see this shirtless man(probably in his 50s or 60s) rocking rollerskates, wristguards, and some black shorts standing on the lane divider stretching(aka grabbing onto the lightpost and thrusting). We both start laughing hysterically, and the guy gets his walk light as we get our turn light. So we're waiting for him to cross, and he crosses two of the lanes and just startes rollerskating backwards down the middle of one of the lanes, doing the moonwalk, spinning in circles, looking flagrantly homosexual, and just smiling the whole time while probably rocking out to some amazing music on his headphones. So we drive like 10mph down this whole 35mph road just laughing hysterically at this guy, and we pull into the nearest parking lot where i grab my camera. We then pass him again so i can grab some footage, which can be viewed below. After we pass him again we rushed to the next parking lot to wait for him and get more footage, but somehow he just completely dissappeared, to our dissappointment. http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid77/p9a2c85f57d1bdc136740c27a07b5ceb9/fb3fc28e.jpg'> http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid77/p4fb843600b73b8dd9512aeb94d2f9075/fb3fc288.jpg'> http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid77/p1efdd3b60c3c1f39292a309c76720911/fb3fc283.jpg'> * *video might take a little bit to load, if it doesn't work, try refreshing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 how long is it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 29, 2003 Author Share Posted August 29, 2003 its about 19 seconds, you don't need to download it, its just a quicktime video, and with cable it took me literally a second or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 and off he skated, into the sunset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Lake Calhoun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 :lol: whats even gayer than the 50yr old roller blader is the guy recording!!! hahahahahahaha "this guy is soooo dope" ......."oh jesus" :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 29, 2003 Author Share Posted August 29, 2003 good call tease, i was being dead serious too... and they're rollerskates, not rollerblades, get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 hell yes. what a hippie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diggity Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 call it gay if you want, that dudes cool in my book. keepin it real on the quads and not fronting on who he is. better than 90% of the people on this board and hes not in his room behind a computer where no one can see him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Fucking hilarious. peepooweedoopeepoo! PMB™ approved http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> ilikecheeseslutithink imgoingtoeatmyballskleekloo!!! http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DavePureSex_1_.jpg'> http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 29, 2003 Author Share Posted August 29, 2003 diggity knows whats up. Yes, i'll admit, the guy looked quite flamboyant, as i stated, but we could tell the guy was having a blast, just smiling and waving and not giving a damn. I hope when i'm 50 or 60 i have something that i can do that gets me as much enjoyment as that guy was having. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by MrChupacabra ] I hope when i'm 50 or 60 i have something that i can do that gets me as much enjoyment as that guy was having. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 youre right, i didnt even mean to make the guy on roller skates sound gay, i could care less, i laughed at the corny mother fucker recording the whole thing... was it you? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 actually i find rollerskates less gay than rollerblades. rollerblades are gayer than richard simmons and elton john eating bananas at the ice capades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 I like the way you used the word flagrant and why didn't you shoot the jogging woman in the red shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 That guy is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 That guy is fucking awesome. A lot better than there jerks: http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/jogging.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 A lot better than there jerks: http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/jogging.jpg'> take it back jerk face. I told you when I sent you the pic of me and my track team to keep it personal. Now you go posting it for everyone to see and calling us jerks? Well bite me - You're the Jerk, Jerk! http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/white_coat_small.jpg'> since makros exposed me.... That's makros in the above picture. The one in the middle! (in the white coat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 Re-learn your fucking mathematics, son. http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/learn_3.jpg'> I RUN THIS SHITTTTTT (AND OTHER TUFF-GUY SAYINGS). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 hey makros... http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/061603_03.jpg'> Stroke harder son, you've got a few posts to go before you catch me. Stroke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 DOOD I'M AT THE http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/library.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 29, 2003 Share Posted August 29, 2003 http://www.beam.co.uk/graphics/algebra.jpg'> Actually I run this shit...you just live here. here: http://www.christianacare.org/images/shanty.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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