Guest spectr Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ST. PETERS, Mo. - A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder’s home and repeatedly hit her on the head with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said. The 33-year-old woman told police she had taken the puppy to a veterinarian, who said it was only 4 weeks old and needed to be returned to its mother. But before she could return the puppy, it died. Early Wednesday, the woman went to the breeder’s home, pushed her way inside and began fighting with the breeder as she tried to make her way to the basement to get another puppy, police said. The breeder wrestled the woman out of her house to the front porch, where the woman then hit the breeder over the head numerous times with the dead puppy, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, citing police. As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car’s sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. She later called the breeder and threatened her and her family, according to court records. Police said they are considering felony burglary charges against woman and misdemeanor assault charges. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13205576/ I just wish there were pictures of this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 well atleast she didnt hit the breeder with her fists god forbid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 hahaha, yeah I read that... I love how she drives away waving it out the sun roof. Real Cruella DeVille vibe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 wow.....this nation gets weirder and weirder everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmetal Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 i feel so fuckin normal right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 thats fucking sick. I hate people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 ill console you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 firing squad for both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Assault w/ deadly weapon? Or assault with a dead dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 As the woman drove away, she waved the dead puppy out of the car’s sunroof and yelled threats at the breeder, police said. Thats awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Did he bite her in de bagina? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Classic I was hoping i wasnt the only one who remembered that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 heard on radio this mornin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 A million dollars says that she was latin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Holy shit my local CBS news just plugged today's top story. "FBI SEEKS WOMAN FOR WEAPONIZING DEAD PUPPIES. News at eleven." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Hahah man i'm bored, hey here's some subtext to the article that you forgot to mention. "A man hunt has begun today by the FBI for a woman they say is the cure-all to the FBI's recent budget crisis. When Rogert DuMar spoke with CBS he had this to say, "The FBI's worth only as much as it's marketability to the American consumer, and in recent months American consumers have been asking the FBI 'what have you done for me lately?' Well this is our answer, making the most with America's dead puppy surplus." Sure, at first glance a dead puppy doesn't seem so useful, but reports come St. Peters, Mo. that a 33-year old woman has seen the future, and the applications are endless." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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