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fermentor: you should totally hit that chick up for her digits.

 

 

why do the rest of the girls look kinda like down syndrome kids?

saynthin wrong with their foreheads or somethin....i dunno. wait, the one on the far right...i'd hit it, but i'd give her a fake name and i'd pee in her sink before i left and prolly steal a beer or a case and some instant mashed potatos.

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Originally posted by slainte@Oct 21 2005, 01:09 PM

 

When I was 17 I worked at Bennigan's as a greeter at night. I had to say Slainte to every motherfucker that walked through the door. Sometimes my boss would stand behind me and make sure I said it....Dick.

 

The bartender that worked at night was also a stripper, she was actually really cool and pretty hot. She showed me her tits one night on break.

 

Story times over, pick up your blankets and pillows..

 

Im out.

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Originally posted by shameless self promotion+Oct 21 2005, 06:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shameless self promotion - Oct 21 2005, 06:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-slainte@Oct 21 2005, 01:09 PM

 

When I was 17 I worked at Bennigan's as a greeter at night. I had to say Slainte to every motherfucker that walked through the door. Sometimes my boss would stand behind me and make sure I said it....Dick.

 

The bartender that worked at night was also a stripper, she was actually really cool and pretty hot. She showed me her tits one night on break.

 

Story times over, pick up your blankets and pillows..

 

Im out.

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That's how I got the login, my buddy works there and we bust his balls about it.

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Attack_of_the_50_Foot_Woman.jpg

 

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet...the main difference is that I'd flip the girl i the poster in a second if I was The Fifty Foot Man.

 

Austin Powers would pass on Broadzilla No. 2 even if he was up on a three-day bander of doing back-to-back lines of ecstasy and Viagra.

 

She probably ate two of her friends right after the photo was taken, and not in the "hot girl on girl action" way...literally, "SLURP!!! YUM!!!"

 

I dated a girl who was taller than me once, and I'm six feet tall...man, she was hot, but I definitely did NOT want to piss her off. She could have broke me off, no problem.

 

R Crumb would be all over this...some one should send him a link.

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Originally posted by shai hulud@Oct 21 2005, 11:53 PM

Attack_of_the_50_Foot_Woman.jpg

 

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet...the main difference is that I'd flip the girl i the poster in a second if I was The Fifty Foot Man.

 

Austin Powers would pass on Broadzilla No. 2 even if he was up on a three-day bander of doing back-to-back lines of ecstasy and Viagra.

 

She probably ate two of her friends right after the photo was taken, and not in the "hot girl on girl action" way...literally, "SLURP!!! YUM!!!"

 

I dated a girl who was taller than me once, and I'm six feet tall...man, she was hot, but I definitely did NOT want to piss her off. She could have broke me off, no problem.

 

R Crumb would be all over this...some one should send him a link.

 

why does a huge monster woman have to have a short skirt on? Everyone could see up it, maybe thats why she is pisses, cuz she just rolled up a big pool cover for a skirt but was unable to make herself some underpants so they are all looking at her harry snatch. And, she may be mad, but she is only flipping over cars to look for a chainsaw or weed wacker to take care of her bush because a regular razor is tiny, TOO TINY

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