GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 oh my god dude this kid named sean that lives close to me has a unbelievable mom! she's kind of a slut though. she has these BIG ass tittys! damn if I could only fuck that mom! I bet she's tight! anybody else got any M.I.L.F. storys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanser Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 when i was 16 my neighbor was liek one of my good friends she was a year older then me .. and one time her mom caught use hittin the sheets..and she acted leik she was all pissed.."it was her step mom" the next day she calle dme over supoolsy to talk to me ..and i piped da hoe liek buttah.. her mom was a feak..for the next 2 years until i moved to the states i would hit them both but the daughter never found out..unless she did and i didnt knwo about it..but it was cOo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 yeah i know that kid...but your gross and kinda remind me of some kids named Tyler, Jorge and Steven my friend matt........man his mom is a MILTF i heard she gives change too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC Posted June 22, 2001 Author Share Posted June 22, 2001 MILTF ? check the spellin buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 what?...your mom gives good head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC Posted June 22, 2001 Author Share Posted June 22, 2001 M-I-L-F milf. its pronounced like milk only with an F. so take that big ole T out my nice acronym before i beatchya ass! BIATCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 give me an F a U a C and a K plus a U what do you got? FUCK U!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC Posted June 22, 2001 Author Share Posted June 22, 2001 no that spells ANFAUACANDAKPLUSAU and that my friend is jibberish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Optx Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 graffmatic is just a drunk sailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC Posted June 22, 2001 Author Share Posted June 22, 2001 i aint no drunkknokh;ohk oh fuck where am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanser Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Originally posted by GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC: no that spells ANFAUACANDAKPLUSAU and that my friend is jibberish. GxRxAxFxMxAxTxIxC.. nuff said.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy!wonka Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 THIS CHICK WASN'T A MILF...SHE WAS MORE OF A M.I.WOULDNT.L.F..SHE WAS ALRIGHT..MY HOMIE JOFUS WAS ALL UP INTO HER THOUGH..she paid us to put her kids swingset together..so while we were waitin to get paid she offers to buy liqour and weed and pay us..so my homie jofus calls a couple of guys to party at her house....she sits on my lap and start movin with the music..i said fuck it and moved with it too.I got the moves.... she's getting off sooo much on how i was movin she started to suck on my ear then asked if i wanna FUCK her...i told her no... not my bad..but my good..she was alright but not my type..so she asks again while we're movin..NO. so she gets up and goes to her sliding glass door turns around and says..."If any of yall wanna come upstairs and fuck me come right up."so she goes upstairs and this dude we nicknamed "big bird" sips his brew and stands up..."well guys..if you dont want it i'll go fuck that shit..."so he goes up stairs and starts bangin...we all go to take a sneak peek...and see her dumb wide awake SON listening to his mom getting fucked hard! i walk right up in the room...im drinkin my beer observing as she's getting rammed and she pulls away to suck cack and throws his ass on the bed and rides him like theres no tommarow..moans like a .....fuck i dont know how to explain that sound.... it was very interestin...she said her friend used to do that type of shit too but stopped..her friend was HOT!i tried to get her to have her friend oer plenty of times..her answer..."NO",,FUCKIN BITCH oh her bed was broken!!!bigtime.husband going to be home in a couple of days.he fucked her hard as well as she fucked him..i know i saw!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'> [This message has been edited by willy!wonka (edited 06-22-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOE-FOO Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 mom id like to fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 I once new a dood that liked his own mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 all you crazy mother fools belong on Jenny Jones fer fucks sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 i work at a beach club so im seeing moms and daughters on a daily basis and all i can say is fuck the daughters......BRING ON THE MOMS!!! they always have this kind of horny aura around them......hot as shit.... a buddy of mine was working the bar at said beach club when this guy walked up to him "you want to fuck my wife??" my boy thought the guy had caught him looking at his wife and got all defensive. turns out the guy was actually inquiring into wether or not my boy actually wanted to go home with them and fuck his wife..... rich people a whacked..... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menos Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 fuck, i want to work at a beach club.. how much you get paid boogie? just be all chilling there and looking at females and getting paid.. damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 22, 2001 Share Posted June 22, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands: i work at a beach club so im seeing moms and daughters on a daily basis and all i can say is fuck the daughters......BRING ON THE MOMS!!! they always have this kind of horny aura around them......hot as shit.... a buddy of mine was working the bar at said beach club when this guy walked up to him "you want to fuck my wife??" my boy thought the guy had caught him looking at his wife and got all defensive. turns out the guy was actually inquiring into wether or not my boy actually wanted to go home with them and fuck his wife..... rich people a whacked..... www.myhotwife.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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