ODS-1 Posted May 15, 2004 Share Posted May 15, 2004 GOD DAMMIT I HATE SEEING THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE! I walk into subway and everyones got a subway atkins friendly salad bullshit thing. It's basically a sandwich without bread. Stupid people. I wander if everything will be atkins soon? How do you get energy without your carbohydrates? This was all to make money, but people are so stupid to think that it actually works. God dammit it pisses me the fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 why do you care so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by krs702 why do you care so much "People are so stupid that they actually think it works" Maybe it's because they lose weight, you fuckin dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 "DONT EAT SO FUCKING MUCH FATASS" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I think the whole atkins craze is ridiculously stupid. Americans are fat and lazy. They are terrified to give up the fatty foods they love and don't want to do hard, visceral excercise as well as adopting a sensible diet: this is the tried and true way to lose weight. But no....people want an easy way out. Modern culture dictates that we all deserve a quick and easy path to everything. By "Atkinizing" everything, we need not abandon our beloved treats because hey, that snickers energy bar is atkins approved! That bucket of bacon covered in caramel sauce is A-Okay because it's atkins approved! As longas there's low carbs, then there's no need to fear gaining weight right? Fucking wrong. You're still putting that mass of crap in your body. It's going to go somewhere and not all of it is going to come out of your ass. It's quite akin to the ostrich sticking it's head into the ground really. I find this atkins craze to be as obnoxious as the whole "reduced fat" and "low fat" labels you see on EVERY FUCKING THING IN SIGHT AT THE SUPER MARKET. And guess what.....it all tastes like shit. Like I said, we don't want to give up what we love so the higher ups just come up with validations and excuses to keep on eating junk food and unholy combinations of bun burgewr and bacon. SO ironic the esteemed Dr. Atkins died of obesity related illness. Fat people and their fat children really piss me off by their very presence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 its funny...the reason they doit is because they loose weight fast....every diet works if you exersise and eat the right perportions.. but NO ONE CAN!!!! well a few can...but 99.9% of the fat people in america are gluttonis pigs and ..well you understand.. so yeah, they do the atkins thing cuz they can stuff there fat faces with cream cheese and meat untill they hurt and loose wieght drasticly fast. WHY? because they arent getting the propper nutrients to work correctly...a person on the HARDCORE atkins diet (no carbs WHAT SO EVER) well there breth smells REALLY bad..its because they are realesing some wierd cemical because of the unballence in food...witch is the body eating the fat to make up for the carbs! SOUNDS GREAT DONT IT!!?? well nobody reallizes the COMPLICATIONS to only eating fat and meat..your kidneys take a BEATING!..its NOT healthy at all to have bad kidneys huh...and also i think other complications to the liver and shit might lead to diabetis.. now im not totally shure on all the complications..but thats whats science is leading twards..no one has been on the diet long enugh to die..but IM DAMN SHURE IT WILL HAPPEN...and in the masses! it will be known as the atkins plague Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 screw atkins, join the army Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 ha, you know there's nutritionists now that are saying that you can apply the atkins diet to a fast food diet and not gain any weight. uh huh....yeah, right.... fat people suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 I just want a counter-movement to the fatcentric advertising. "Good thing you are skinny, because this shit tastes great!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by CRAMPS a person on the HARDCORE atkins diet (no carbs WHAT SO EVER) well their breath smells REALLY bad... it's because they are releasing some wierd chemical because of the unbalance in food...which is the body eating the fat to make up for the carbs! that's pretty cool sounding, kinda like a slow motion zombie movie on your intestines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 vegans smell bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 They go into ketosis, which is what makes you lose weight. They're breath is supposed to smell like fruit or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Everyone and their crazy second cousin has either tried or are doin the atkins thing.......The whole thing will eventually be forgotten when the newest rage is released some time next year.........Dont let it get to you so much good sir....It in no way affects you so you have to start blocking that shit...Even if it fuckin makes you pissed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 yeah, we should tax fat people too right? :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 exactly. now you're getting it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 protein but yes, this shit is annoying as fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 atkins is the epitome of fat lazy fucking americans. Rather than getting off our ass and doing a little physical activity, we prefer a ridiculous diet in which bacon and eggs is "A ok" but god forbid you eat a piece of toast and orange juice. seeing as the people who are on it take in ridiculous amounts of cholesterol and fat, theyll all be dead in a few years anyway :idea: .....meh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 being on it actually lowers your cholesterol. I did it for four months after i broke my wrist. I couldn't lift so i followed it pretty strictly. I never felt better than when i did atkins. I lost 15 pounds of pure fat and my energy level soared. I wanna go back on it cause i felt so damn good and didn't have to give a fuck about what i ate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE vegans smell bad I smell fine. Also my shit smells like strawberrys and lime with a pinch of pesto. Another off the subject post, but i saw a couple new posters for spiderman 2 today.. looked pretty good. Really into this one: http://www.empiremovies.com/images/posters/spiderman-2-poster.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE yeah, we should tax fat people too right? :rolleyes: I think execution is a better option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by gfreshsushi that's pretty cool sounding, kinda like a slow motion zombie movie on your intestines. i want whatever you're on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest diggity Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 http://www.jacksonlocal.com/mcdonalds/images/bigmac.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by LENS I think execution is a better option Yeah, whatever dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE Yeah, whatever dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 eat napkins fucking atkins. shits gay. retarded. turbofuckstupid . soon theyl be an atkins approved beer. pffft .shit is stupid someone shoot atkins that dumb telephone pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by LENS That bucket of bacon covered in caramel sauce is A-Okay because it's atkins approved! As longas there's low carbs, then there's no need to fear gaining weight right? caramel is not atkins approved because it has sugar in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 im on atkins, but not by choice. it sucks, i always get the "atkins friendly" meal or what ever and look like some trendy fuck, but its really for medical reasons. my life sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 most popular diet craze EVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 what gets me about atkins is the ridiculous amounts of saturated fat you ingest on this diet. As someone that is prediposed to heart problems it just makes me laugh to think of all the people stuffing themselves with something that will harden thier ateries and build up and builp unti their heart explodes. I view it as darwinism is the full effect. when your diet that is engeneered for being lazy and not exercising kills you all I will do is laugh at you, sucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 16, 2004 Share Posted May 16, 2004 Originally posted by Smart most popular diet craze EVER! mosdef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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