Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 About a month ago i realised that for a very big period of time i wasnt deprived of anything...there wasnt a single time where i went to bed cause i was tired, i was just deciding when enough is enough and put an end to the day. I was never in a situation where i was thirsty or hungry with no money on me, or in some place where i couldnt get food or a soda. Lastly, i was never caught in the middle of a highway with the next stop in 100km's, or in some cinema theater after 3 beers ready to piss myself. I decided that its a clear sign of a boring life when all your basic needs are covered so easily and minus all the hilarious situations need pushes you to. Right after that and all of a sudden, that shit started happening again, my latest adventures killed my wallet, my days involve at least one super tiring task and all of a sudden and i gained a superdope beer belly and my girl hides the booze and candy from me, hahaha...be carefull of what you wish for they say. Its almost 4 am, and i woke up on the sofa infront of the tv 5 minutes ago just to realise all that....i thought you'd appreciate me reporting back before i sleep again goodnight, feel free to share tales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 On a sidenote and with my eyes half shut, i was watching a lil kid playing earlier today and realised that i also miss falling down, fuckin up my clothes, and minor injuries....it aint no fun otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Hmm... being needy never lead me to any hilarious adventures.... mostly problems. And if you actually WANT to fall down and shit I would suggest skateboarding if you don't already. But yeah being a kid was way more fun. I could have fun with a cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Hahaha, word. I keep placing myself in trying situations just to keep shit interesting with the stuff that usually ensues. Last weekend I wanted to go camping, and all my friends were like "Dude, a huge wave of rainstorms is hitting the island this weekend, we're gonna be cold and muddy and shit, AND we're too broke for food and water"... And I'm like "EXACTLY!!". Your title also reminds me of something I'd heard a while back, don't remember where it was from and I have no way of verifying this fun fact... Supposedly if you were forced to not eat, drink water, or pee (to the utmost limits of your body on all three), and all of a sudden you were given a chance to do just one of the three, you would always choose taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timemachine Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 i aint down to test that but truth is that wanting to pee badly is a fuckin nightmare. I dont skate anymore and dont do anything athletic besides swimming but sometimes i try to drawn my self with a glass of water, or check how much i have to force the fork on my palm before it starts to hurt real bad or burn my bellyhair with a lighter, hold my breath after i inhale smoke from my cig...its a softcore, domestic and totally retarted jackass kinda thing But back on subject, theres nothing more sweet than the feeling of watching a movie you really wanna see and at the same time not being able to keep your eyes open ZZzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 http://63.246.8.173/wwyk/shows/muppets/oldguys.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 From my personal experience I would rather drink water. After a time without drinking your urine is recycled for more water so you don't have to pee anymore. But as your tounge gets thick in your mouth and starts sticking you probably would want water. Yeah I almost died lots of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 ^Haha, dude, we're definitely not talking about a real world situation here... it is pretty obvious that all three urges wouldn't reach their limits simultaneously. The point of the fun fact is explaining just how much stronger and intense the urge to pee is over drinking water and eating. But back on subject, theres nothing more sweet than the feeling of watching a movie you really wanna see and at the same time not being able to keep your eyes open ZZzzzz. That is sooooooo true... one of those little gems of life we hardly ever take notice of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 at first, i was about to come in here and tell you that you needed to put yourself on probation (seeings how this is like youre 34 thread in a day or two) hahahah :lol: but in all actuality, it was a good thread. very interesting even. cheers mate. :crazy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Originally posted by El Mamerro That is sooooooo true... one of those little gems of life we hardly ever take notice of. totally. kinda like when someone makes you laugh at an innapropriate time and gotta hold it in. well, it's not really anything like that. but, ya know what i'm sayin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 cheersola to you too...however i havent made more than 4 threads this week... tesser/enjoying the fuck out of being sleepy infront of 12oz until my head drops on the desk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract cheersola to you too...however i havent made more than 4 threads this week... tesser/enjoying the fuck out of being sleepy infront of 12oz until my head drops on the desk musta been bumped threads then, because i saw your name as the thread starter alot this week... hehe. all gravy. and i wish i could say i had all my basic needs covered at all times, although, come to think of it, if i dont got it, or if i didnt have one of them covered at one time or another, im sure i could find a way to get it. /im a hustler baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby! i just want you to know... it aint where i been, but where im bout to gooooooooooooo. answer: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! /ha. :lol: :king: :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Originally posted by villain And if you actually WANT to fall down and shit I would suggest skateboarding if you don't already. word up to that one, peep this: http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v163/plot1rock/44.jpg'> it wont scab because it's just skin and bone...It's all puss- filled and disgusting;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 what the fuck is that picture of? what part of the body? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract falling down, fuckin up my clothes, and minor injuries....it aint no fun otherwise Sounds like wonderful sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 bullshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blame Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 sometimes i deprive myself of things just so when i finally get it i enjoy it a lot more. on a winters day, i get myself as cold as possible, then jump into a hot shower. or i purposely will hold back drinking water for a period of time just so when i finally do it tastes better. i suggest you try the shower thing, especially with the lights out it feels so weird and good at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Tesseraction of the week : "to drawn" (again) great thread also. I'm always putting my hands on lightbulbs and see how long i last, or holding my breath for no apparent reason. i guess it's just a natural human behaviour. on a sidenote, how do you drown yourself in a glass of water ? how little is your head or how big are your glasses ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earo 35 Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Originally posted by Tesseract feel free to share tales one day, i had to take a big fat shit.... and i did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 Originally posted by Pinup Tesseraction of the week : "to drawn" (again) You got played frenchie, thats last months mamerrism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 I like to go to bars sometimes and not have even one drink, all the while everyone else is getting smashed. Good thread, but it’s the type of shit I can’t really talk about unless I’m half asleep at a very late hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 tesser my friend,thats what me and my boys call "finding levitz" i can not go into that anymore but u have found it bro,congrats ur on of the few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 i felt thirsty, sleepy, hungry and about to pee my pants when i woke up with morning.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 30, 2004 Share Posted May 30, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/13-14/nash/PAGES/MAZOH2.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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