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things you've learned from porn:

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Tyler Durden, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden 12oz Veteran Member

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    things you've learned from porn:

    Discussion started by Tyler Durden - Oct 22, 2002

    yes. from time to time 99% of us will watch porn. and the 1% is usually lying....but thats not what this is about. porn teaches. its a learning tool. a gift if you will. some things i have learned from watching porn are:

    1)girls like it when you cum all over their face. actually. wait. no. they love it and will always ask for it. even if they dont say it...just rest assured....they'll be thankful when you do it.

    2)girls like to change posistions every few seconds and rarely like anything remotely convetional. ever.

    3)porn stars are acrobats. capable of amazing contortionist feats. they are indeed gifted and should rival sports stars and teachers in their big fat salaries. chances are, your girl (or guy...) will want to try some of this amazing contortionist shit themselves. dont ask. always assume. thats another thing porn has taught me.

    4)dont ask. always assume.

    5)girls LOVE taking it in the ass. always. every single girl loves this. ESPECIALLY if you have a monstorous cock. in fact, girls love taking it in almost any hole you can imagine. chances are they wont admit to it though. theyre shy. awwwwwww.

    6)every single girl on the face of the earth can deepthroat. any girl who says they cant or wont is cheating you. they love taking 10 inches of man meat down their throats and into their bowels. if your girl refuses to deepthroat. i suggest bricking her in the back of the head. but not while your dick is in her mouth. that would just hurt.

    7)girls love fucking midgets. they just love it. make sure your girl steers clear of these tiny fucks because theyll probably end up giving them head. the midget would be standing on some phone books of course and your girl will still be tryin to get down extra low.....but you know how it is brah. cowabunga.

    im sure theres more i've learned, but i forget right now and i'm trying to watch porn...





    so yeah, what have you learned from porn?
     
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    Tyler Durden - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    no.
     
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  3. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    first

    my penis is small
     
  4. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    the only REAL lesson from porn...

    Sometimes you've got to just give'r, or you'll be missing out.
     
  5. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    Re: first

    i mean 2nd
     
  6. fr8oholic

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    fr8oholic - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    THERE'S ALWAYS SOME BUMP AND GRIND AFTER THE BLOW JOB/MUFF DIVE
     
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  7. Dr. Dazzle

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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    Fucking on couches, tables, and kitchen counters is remarkably easy and comfortable......
     
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    Kettiecat - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    everything i know i've learned from porn.....


    MAYBE THATS WHY I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE


    play on.
     
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  9. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    ^ who's the girl in the dress? It sure as hell aint rollergirl!
     
  10. angry xbox

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    angry xbox - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    ahahhahahaahahhaahaahhh

    only thing i learned from porn is that a condom doesnt hurt if youre a slut whore who fucks for a living...

    yes i have tested this theory on the local stripper whore inmy hood have you???
     
  11. imported_Europe - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    Being from Denmark, the FIRST country in the world to legalise porn, I must say it has had a very pleasant influence on young womens attitude towards sex... Maybe thats why there is no danish word for uptight...
     
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    sneak - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    ^haha, europe has his priorities sorted!
     
  13. harry

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    harry - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    i learned that women like to keep their high heels on ,and most of them are slutty lesbians too ...just like real life
     
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  14. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    here a bad thing I learned from porn...

    Even the men are hairless, unless they're european.
     
  15. rip

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    rip - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    that is so true.
     
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