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Originally posted by Devilush

"use your eyes and not your mouth"-when i am looking for somehting and cant find it.

 

 

 

hahah yeah thats pretty on point.

 

they nicknamed me "in-a-minute-(my name here)" because i was never ready to go on time.

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"no guy is worth it" -uhhhh. by my mom. but mom, i think i've found the guy that is worth it and 2 bags of chips.

 

"dont make that face! the wind will blow and your face will be like that forever" -my sis and i used to make a lot of faces. including flipping our eyelids inside out.

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my moms was good at these sayings:

"you ate it growing up"

"you should know better hito"

"treat people the way they treat you" I liked that one!!

my dad always told me"punch um in the mouth"

"when you get older you"ll understand"

"money isnt everything"

"money doesnt grow on trees"

"no, i dont have any money.. what did you need it for"

"come here you dont have any paint do you"?

"are you high"

"if you drink then I will start drinking"

"our family has a weakness for drugz and alcohaul"

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Guest im not witty
Originally posted by Ethreadzny2

Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers

But responsibility is your future

 

oh wait that was operation ivy. I listened to them more then my ma and pa.

 

 

hahahaa

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Originally posted by GnomeToys

I am NOT "parents ALWAYS said to you growing up". Who told you I was?

:lol: :lol:

 

When we were doing something together, my mom used to always say "we're making memories." It's cute how she used to get so excited that we were spending time together.

She also used to say "always be aware of your surroundings."

 

Both parents always told (tell) me they love me; something I'll always be thankful for.

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Me: "Hey dad.......where you going?"

Dad: "I'm going to see a man about a horse! Don't ask so many questions!"

 

Me: Thinking in my head......."Where the fuck are we gonna put a horse?"

 

There was never a horse......and dad was really pushing weight!

 

So next time someone pries into your shit just remember you're going to see/talk to a man about a horse. Lame but that was my childhood.

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Re: report card time...

 

Originally posted by TuffKid

maybe if you put as much effort into your school work as you do those "GANG LETTERS" we would not be arguing right now...

 

that is fucking amazing.:lol::lol::lol:

 

the only two things my dad ever said to me that i appreciate now are:

"finish high school. do you really want to spend the rest of your life explaining why you didn't?"

and

"you need to learn to drive with your knees."

 

my mom stuck to the basics, the "golden rule" and such. but the one good one has always been "i'm going to pretend that i don't know why you have that much spraypaint. but just remember, i won't put up bail for you." <- this one i heard on only a few occasions, buit it's always a classic.

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