$360 Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon3.gif'> use youre head http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon3.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 ^^^hahaha my mom used to say that all the time. "i have no money"-in reality they didnt and now that i have been on my own for about 6 years now....it's really true! "use your eyes and not your mouth"-when i am looking for somehting and cant find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted February 10, 2004 Author Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush "use your eyes and not your mouth"-when i am looking for somehting and cant find it. hahah yeah thats pretty on point. they nicknamed me "in-a-minute-(my name here)" because i was never ready to go on time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I R NET GANG Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "You look at me a go "UHHH..." but I... "Yes, but why you look at me and go "UHHHH..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 love is something special. i had no idea what they were telling me when i was young, but now i do. thank goodness for parental wisdom. they brought me up to be one of "those guys" look out, ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "no guy is worth it" -uhhhh. by my mom. but mom, i think i've found the guy that is worth it and 2 bags of chips. "dont make that face! the wind will blow and your face will be like that forever" -my sis and i used to make a lot of faces. including flipping our eyelids inside out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "you better not be gay" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted February 10, 2004 Author Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by EyeforAnEYE "you better not be gay" HAHAHAHAHHAHAH NEED SOME BREAD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by $360 HAHAHAHAHHAHAH NEED SOME BREAD? :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 My best and oldest friend's dad told him: Fuck anything that comes your way... Great fatherly advise!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 my moms was good at these sayings: "you ate it growing up" "you should know better hito" "treat people the way they treat you" I liked that one!! my dad always told me"punch um in the mouth" "when you get older you"ll understand" "money isnt everything" "money doesnt grow on trees" "no, i dont have any money.. what did you need it for" "come here you dont have any paint do you"? "are you high" "if you drink then I will start drinking" "our family has a weakness for drugz and alcohaul" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by CILONE/SK "Shut the fuck up and go get me some cigerettes and beer" same here, except it was "smokes" and "brewskis" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "Put 10 or 20 bucks a paycheck into savings and forget about it. You'll thank me when you're 30." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "I at least made him work for it" ...I only heard that one once from mom " See this baseball bat, the next time someone bothers you, just hit them in the face with it" .....I was about 7 the first time I heard this. Good 'ol dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 I am NOT "parents ALWAYS said to you growing up". Who told you I was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 last nite: dad: "you're a fuckin idiot!!" because i traded in my 2002 eclipse for a 98 gst...vrrrrrooom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 report card time... maybe if you put as much effort into your school work as you do those "GANG LETTERS" we would not be arguing right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Were not really your parents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 yo: tengo ambre... mami: tiene ambre? come calambre and my dad says that tatoos are for convicts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "we're only doing whats good for you" "will you ever learn?" ^^2 of the most classic sayings ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers But responsibility is your future oh wait that was operation ivy. I listened to them more then my ma and pa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "I hope you have kids just like you!" - mom (not a compliment) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Originally posted by Ethreadzny2 Son, you can construct your obligations, and try to be different from you peers But responsibility is your future oh wait that was operation ivy. I listened to them more then my ma and pa. hahahaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 quit fuckin around or I'll break your legs. lil shit lil asshole i didnt get to many words of wisdom from them. My dad always made sure i had plenty of condoms. Good lookin out pops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 hahaha^^hahaha "Gang Letters"... :lol: Mom: "ask your tagger friends if they want some Ice Tea or something!" Me: "aiight ma!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 "your not going to win this arguement" the real winner is whoever thinks they won, so it works out nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys I am NOT "parents ALWAYS said to you growing up". Who told you I was? :lol: :lol: When we were doing something together, my mom used to always say "we're making memories." It's cute how she used to get so excited that we were spending time together. She also used to say "always be aware of your surroundings." Both parents always told (tell) me they love me; something I'll always be thankful for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Me: "Hey dad.......where you going?" Dad: "I'm going to see a man about a horse! Don't ask so many questions!" Me: Thinking in my head......."Where the fuck are we gonna put a horse?" There was never a horse......and dad was really pushing weight! So next time someone pries into your shit just remember you're going to see/talk to a man about a horse. Lame but that was my childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BackSeatBebe Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 my mom: if i waslooking for something and asked her if she had seen it she would say "its not up your ass or you'd feel it" my dad: "ill give you something to cry about" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 Re: report card time... Originally posted by TuffKid maybe if you put as much effort into your school work as you do those "GANG LETTERS" we would not be arguing right now... that is fucking amazing.:lol::lol::lol: the only two things my dad ever said to me that i appreciate now are: "finish high school. do you really want to spend the rest of your life explaining why you didn't?" and "you need to learn to drive with your knees." my mom stuck to the basics, the "golden rule" and such. but the one good one has always been "i'm going to pretend that i don't know why you have that much spraypaint. but just remember, i won't put up bail for you." <- this one i heard on only a few occasions, buit it's always a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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