Gunm Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Don't we all love it when we meet some cute chick and you start hitting it off really well with good conversation, a relaxed vibe and you're thinking "goddamn she has really pretty eyes". Suddenly, she drops some bit of info on you that just kills the deal. Something that makes you think, "Fuck....if i had known that, i would just smiled and kept walking." For example, I met this really cute girl once and after an hour she starts telling me about how devoted to god she is and how Jesus knows what is best in life. Fuck Fuck Fuck Don't you just love that? At least it wasn't "Yeah, I have herpes" although I'm sure people have heard that before...after the fact they just got done kissing said chick (which is some real ILoveUnicorns type stuff) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Its odd, i know i like you, too bad im a lesbian, and have genital warts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 or tell y ou that they are seeing another person..or that they were the neigborhood pincusion...one thing that fucking pisses me off is you meet a new girl, then you get told she had sex with 22939280175 guys, and your the fool for wining and dining a whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 nice shoes......wonna fuck??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by oneeightyone then you get told she had sex with 22939280175 guys, and your the fool for wining and dining a whore. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Things you Wish Girls would say right off the bat: Hi, I have a no gag reflex...:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Don't you hate it when they're bipolarness only comes out after a couple months, or when you find out that they're shady/flakey and tell lies. Or, when they don't tell you that they're gonna try to make you jealous. Somehow I just use my selective hearing and it works out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARSdealer Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 things i wish a girl would say off the bat " i want to suck your cock, while i eat the shit out of another girls asshole while her father jerks off on to my forhead, and then i want you to slit my wrist and force me to fist the other girls fathers asshole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "Touch my bathing suit area." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "i do anal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 mind if my best friend joins us tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "i'm just talking to you to ease my insecurities" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 i think most people missed the point of the thread, another thing i wish was said "i cheated on every guy i have been with before you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 " Ohhh Myyy Gawwdd... I love this song..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I think it's funny that you quote yourself as your signature. But you know what would be really cool, seriously is if you added a date, like "blah blah god blah blah people god - onsexualpile circa 1972" yeah? When can we have sex? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by onesecondple "i cheated on every guy i have been with before you" heard that one:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by onesecondple and have genital warts Originally posted by oneeightyone then she had sex with 22939280175 guys Originally posted by Dirty_habiT after a couple months you find out that they're shady/flakey and tell lies. Then she says Originally posted by EarMuffs mind if my best friend joins us tonight And it turns out the best friend... Originally posted by LENS "Yeah, I have herpes" Mr.yucks penis shrivels up so small that it completely disapears as he backs away from the whole nasty situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by bute Things you Wish Girls would say right off the bat: "i plan on torturing you for the next two years and turning your life into a living hell" would saved me a whole lotta trouble:spent: Haha .. I second this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!":twitch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by RubbeRBand When can we have sex? no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 i want to hear an attractive curly hair brunette say... "damn where you been all my life, you grimy paint covered dickies wearing bike riding mother fucker? you wanna come to my cush apartment while i crack you a beer, rub you down in the shower, rollyou a blunt, put on a movie and let you into my silk sheets? you mind if my girlfriend comes? oh, i just shaved why dont you peep.....you like that? yeah, i study transit systems. you write graffiti? that makes me wet." thats what i wanna hear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 ^oh, what if..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by old*824 i want to hear an attractive curly hair brunette say... "damn where you been all my life, you grimy paint covered dickies wearing bike riding mother fucker? you wanna come to my cush apartment while i crack you a beer, rub you down in the shower, rollyou a blunt, put on a movie and let you into my silk sheets? you mind if my girlfriend comes? oh, i just shaved why dont you peep.....you like that? yeah, i study transit systems. you write graffiti? that makes me wet." dang. no shit. that the beginning to the best life ever. I lived that for about 14 days once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 i wanna hear a woman say.... "damn you grimey wearing dickie motherfucker, where you been all mylife? you wanna go shop lifting? only if we fuckin the dressing room? you want lobster for dinner? only if im buying. yeah motherfucker, ill have your babies, and yes i still study transit. you wanna fuck in the rail yard again? mother fucker, itold you i rented a room in the hilton. fuck me there you fucking vandal, me and LaTicia meet you in #594 after we get the ex and viagra and the weed and the crystal." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old*824 Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 i wanna hear her say.... "god damn you dickies wearing graffiti writing alchoholic, stop writing on shit and fuck me fulltime. ill shop lift for you for life JUSSSST FUCCCK MEEE NOWWW!!!!!!!" yeah, that sounds good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "Of course, let's do both. I love pizza!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 "I have a boyfriend" is a good start. Followed by: "I don't actually like you, I'm just proving to myself that I can still get men because exboyfriend/some girl/someone said that I couldn't" Or maybe: "You're a nice guy, you make me laugh and I flirt a lot with you, but I can't imagine ever being in a relationship with you." Well, enough with the realistic stuff. "I've never tried that before, but it sounds cool!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 Originally posted by Spike "I have a boyfriend" is a good start. let me one up this to "i have a fiance"... i have ran into this twice in the recent past, and the fiance part didn't come up til after i had put a good amount of effort in wooing the girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 When you're doing your best to mpress a new girl: 'I dig you, so I'm not going to make you do all the work.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 13, 2003 Share Posted November 13, 2003 I'm gonna have to agree with nomada. I've been in that situation a few times. One of them was a really drunken stupor that ended up in a one night stand. one of my friends: did you sleep with ***** this past weekend? Me: (hanging head shamefully...she wasn't a prize by any means) uh...yea...unfortunately. one of my friends: you know she's engaged right? Me: what? Fuck! Eh, oh well. It's not gonna happen again. Er, I mean...actually it never really happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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