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Things you Wish Girls would say right off the bat

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Nov 13, 2003.

  1. Gunm

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    Things you Wish Girls would say right off the bat

    Discussion started by Gunm - Nov 13, 2003

    Don't we all love it when we meet some cute chick and you start hitting it off really well with good conversation, a relaxed vibe and you're thinking "goddamn she has really pretty eyes". Suddenly, she drops some bit of info on you that just kills the deal. Something that makes you think, "Fuck....if i had known that, i would just smiled and kept walking."

    For example, I met this really cute girl once and after an hour she starts telling me about how devoted to god she is and how Jesus knows what is best in life. Fuck Fuck Fuck

    Don't you just love that? At least it wasn't "Yeah, I have herpes" although I'm sure people have heard that before...after the fact they just got done kissing said chick (which is some real ILoveUnicorns type stuff)
     
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    Its odd, i know i like you, too bad im a lesbian, and have genital warts
     
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    oneeightyone - Replied Nov 13, 2003

    or tell y ou that they are seeing another person..or that they were the neigborhood pincusion...one thing that fucking pisses me off is you meet a new girl, then you get told she had sex with 22939280175 guys, and your the fool for wining and dining a whore.
     
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    InDY_500 - Replied Nov 13, 2003

    nice shoes......wonna fuck???
     
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    :eek:
     
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    DETO - Replied Nov 13, 2003

    Things you Wish Girls would say right off the bat: Hi, I have a no gag reflex...:eek:
     
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    Don't you hate it when they're bipolarness only comes out after a couple months, or when you find out that they're shady/flakey and tell lies. Or, when they don't tell you that they're gonna try to make you jealous. Somehow I just use my selective hearing and it works out.
     
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    SARSdealer - Replied Nov 13, 2003

    things i wish a girl would say off the bat " i want to suck your cock, while i eat the shit out of another girls asshole while her father jerks off on to my forhead, and then i want you to slit my wrist and force me to fist the other girls fathers asshole"
     
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    "Touch my bathing suit area."
     
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    "i do anal"
     
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    mind if my best friend joins us tonight
     
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    "i'm just talking to you to ease my insecurities"
     
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    i think most people missed the point of the thread, another thing i wish was said "i cheated on every guy i have been with before you"
     
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    " Ohhh Myyy Gawwdd... I love this song..."
     
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    RubbeRBand - Replied Nov 13, 2003

    I think it's funny that you quote yourself as your signature. But you know what would be really cool, seriously is if you added a date, like "blah blah god blah blah people god - onsexualpile circa 1972" yeah?

    When can we have sex?
     
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