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Things you Wish Girls would say right off the bat

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Nov 13, 2003.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Don't we all love it when we meet some cute chick and you start hitting it off really well with good conversation, a relaxed vibe and you're thinking "goddamn she has really pretty eyes". Suddenly, she drops some bit of info on you that just kills the deal. Something that makes you think, "Fuck....if i had known that, i would just smiled and kept walking."

    For example, I met this really cute girl once and after an hour she starts telling me about how devoted to god she is and how Jesus knows what is best in life. Fuck Fuck Fuck

    Don't you just love that? At least it wasn't "Yeah, I have herpes" although I'm sure people have heard that before...after the fact they just got done kissing said chick (which is some real ILoveUnicorns type stuff)
  2. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    Its odd, i know i like you, too bad im a lesbian, and have genital warts
  3. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    or tell y ou that they are seeing another person..or that they were the neigborhood pincusion...one thing that fucking pisses me off is you meet a new girl, then you get told she had sex with 22939280175 guys, and your the fool for wining and dining a whore.
  4. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    nice shoes......wonna fuck???
  5. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
  6. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    Things you Wish Girls would say right off the bat: Hi, I have a no gag reflex...:eek:
  7. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    Don't you hate it when they're bipolarness only comes out after a couple months, or when you find out that they're shady/flakey and tell lies. Or, when they don't tell you that they're gonna try to make you jealous. Somehow I just use my selective hearing and it works out.
  8. SARSdealer

    SARSdealer Junior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 205 Likes Received: 0
    things i wish a girl would say off the bat " i want to suck your cock, while i eat the shit out of another girls asshole while her father jerks off on to my forhead, and then i want you to slit my wrist and force me to fist the other girls fathers asshole"
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    "Touch my bathing suit area."
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
  11. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,011 Likes Received: 527
    mind if my best friend joins us tonight
  12. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    "i'm just talking to you to ease my insecurities"
  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    i think most people missed the point of the thread, another thing i wish was said "i cheated on every guy i have been with before you"
  14. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    " Ohhh Myyy Gawwdd... I love this song..."
  15. RubbeRBand

    RubbeRBand Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2003 Messages: 525 Likes Received: 0
    I think it's funny that you quote yourself as your signature. But you know what would be really cool, seriously is if you added a date, like "blah blah god blah blah people god - onsexualpile circa 1972" yeah?

    When can we have sex?