boogie hands Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 eat at random times during the day....no structured meal plan what so ever rent porn collect dirty dishes not study not look for a second job walk around in my boxers AND sock without being made fun of laugh at christian television sleep in the middle of the bed put my guiness stained button up in the bathroom sink and leave it sitting there for 2 days brushing my teeth in the kitchen because my button up is in the bathroom sink as much as i love my girlfriend a few days off is nice every once in a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CATS Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 Sometimes I forget to feed her cat, other times I mean not to feed the cat, Stay up late watching shit I dont have interest in just because I can watch tv without bitching that the girl is ugly on tv. I also like to ordere take out and not finish it, then I leave leftovers in the fridge. I leave the soap in the tub so it gets all mish moshy. I wear a robe and smoke cigars on her balcony while using a fake foreign accent to talk to her neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THE LAW Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 there's so many.... but THE LAW will concur that sleeping in the middle of the bed is right up there ...also feeding the cat more than he normally gets and letting him look in all the cabinets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 the icon says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remy Martin Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 have fools over and brawl after getting drunk bump nwa eat lots of steak drink drink drink and paint shit with out hearing about how ima end up in jail. i always sleep in the middle of the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands laugh at christian television haha thats awesome MC HAMMER has his own show on the god channel now :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 whiz with the door open drink out of the container walk the cats...... theyre HUGE cats, and they dont get walked. so i take them out. listen to MY music very loud watch the movies that i think are funny smoke in the house more but i dont know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 ready? serve. entertain like Merv... Griffen, sniffen... panties I'm a perv ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 watch talk shows jerk off eat corn chips and salsa eat slices of cheese jerk off drink strawberry nesquick jerk off to 'you dress too hot' talk shows eat cereal out of the box drink beer and smoke cigarettes straight after waking up jerk off sketch a little shave with her girly razor (cos it has those little moisturiser strips that are good to your face) throw things off the balcony at passers-by jerk off make a concerted effort NOT to clean up after myself heckle the goons on MTV watch skate videos jerk off and the list goes on and on and on and on........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sungoesdown Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 dont live with the girlfriend, but when my roomies are gone... -go through all the cabinets in their rooms. -listen to MY music -bring girls over -eat everything in the fridge -hide their stuff (this is hours of fun when they try to look for it later) -sleep in A bed instead of the damn couch. mmmm i think thats it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 my girlfriend used to hold my penis while i peed. WHAT?! :confused: i used to: scratch the balls experiment with recipes that could get messy go through her things set stuff on fire and pretend the cat did it when you're here i sleep lengthwise when you're gone i sleep diagonal in my bed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 even the worst song in the catelogue has a strangely relevant meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 Originally posted by THE LAW there's so many.... but THE LAW will concur that sleeping in the middle of the bed is right up there ...also feeding the cat more than he normally gets and letting him look in all the cabinets. I like doing all those things too. I want to get wet food for the kitties sometime, but he says they won't go back to dry food after, I suppose that would be his problem when he gets back though. I want them to get fat. I also let the cats crawl through the dresser, then he gets confused as to why they're going psycho trying to open the drawers. You boys are going to give yourselves blisters with all that jerking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 takeout!! lotsa wine and teevee i dunno.. i really liked sleeping next to my girl at night. girl was like a furnace under those covers. letting the recycling pile sky high make a mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Some of my friends have told me they sniff their girlfriend's dirty panties. Yeast infection and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Remy Martin Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 thats gross secret. i leave that to my kitty cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Very good thread Fart freely whenever i want to. mountain ashtrays next to my bed. spent more time in here without being called phsycotic(sp?) sleep at 6 in the morning wake at 4 in the afternoon,no sleeping program in general. I remain dirty never shave play videogames enjoying missing her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Re: Very good thread Originally posted by Tesseract Fart freely whenever i want to. never shave play videogames my boyfriend does that even when I'm home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 hahaha, she hates me playing videogames so much that i am sure she'd prefer the farting part! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by Pilau Hands my girlfriend used to hold my penis while i peed. WHAT?! :confused: Yo my girl does the exact same thing !! :eek: haha at first I was like "uhhhhh I can't go".. but now I'm down with it. haha it's like a toy to her.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !! Oh yeah, and the minute she leaves the apartment I grab the remote and watch my favourite scenes from Shut up and Blow me 1,2 & 3.. out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Re: Re: Very good thread Originally posted by Lush my boyfriend does that even when I'm home. girl you got a bum deal. here's my digits.. xxx.xxx.xxxx!!! like rahhh digaaahh!! oofahhhhh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by Tesseract hahaha, she hates me playing videogames so much that i am sure she'd prefer the farting part! Not me. His farts stink so much that I usually have to go out on the balcony for a few minutes. Either that or put on my respirator (seriously). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 when i have the house to myself, i sing extremely loud skidrow and save ferris songs, and dance naked (with the blinds closed, perverts!) in my bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddle Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 i sleep in the same spot in the bed i can go out and eat what i like movies are cheaper everything else is still the same i think. oh, but there is no begging and whining for hours for sex now.. LOL i used to hate when she did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 wait, how do you get her to leave in the first place?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted October 16, 2001 Author Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by Pilau Hands my girlfriend used to hold my penis while i peed. WHAT?! :confused: hahah...my girl did that for me one night after a very long day of drinking that began at 11am and ended at 3am...aparently i didnt feel like aiming so she had to jump into the game...that of course after i mistaked half my record collection for a toilet and proceded to get out of bed, peice in hand and prop myself up against the wall for a good long post drinking piss...god im greatful for my girlfriend...i dont know why i share this shit with you people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Leaning on stuff and pissing while you are drunk is one of life's treasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 i dont know why i share this shit with you people hahaha because i can't poke fun at you everytime i see you now. it's all anonymous here. "I didn't touch the pretty lady! I gotta pee hold it for me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 Originally posted by Smart ready? serve. entertain like Merv... Griffen, sniffen... panties I'm a perv ;) lol i thought i was the only one that did that. for some odd reason i like peeing in the sink. maybe its because of the height or the lack of splash effect that you get in the morning. hmm maybe invite all my friends over that normally wouldn't be allowed up at the house. i think us playing video games may be up there in the list of females top ten hate list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted October 16, 2001 Share Posted October 16, 2001 I don't mind walking around naked all day and being silly, but farting is just gross. I like to be treated like it's the first date all over again but with sex included. There's gotta be some mystery there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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