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things you like to do when your girlfriend leaves the apartment

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Oct 15, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    things you like to do when your girlfriend leaves the apartment

    Discussion started by boogie hands - Oct 15, 2001

    eat at random times during the day....no structured meal plan what so ever
    rent porn
    collect dirty dishes
    not study
    not look for a second job
    walk around in my boxers AND sock without being made fun of
    laugh at christian television
    sleep in the middle of the bed
    put my guiness stained button up in the bathroom sink and leave it sitting there for 2 days
    brushing my teeth in the kitchen because my button up is in the bathroom sink
    as much as i love my girlfriend a few days off is nice every once in a while
     
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  2. CATS

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    CATS - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    Sometimes I forget to feed her cat, other times I mean not to feed the cat, Stay up late watching shit I dont have interest in just because I can watch tv without bitching that the girl is ugly on tv. I also like to ordere take out and not finish it, then I leave leftovers in the fridge. I leave the soap in the tub so it gets all mish moshy. I wear a robe and smoke cigars on her balcony while using a fake foreign accent to talk to her neighbors.
     
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  3. THE LAW

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    THE LAW - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    there's so many....
    but THE LAW will concur that sleeping in the middle of the bed is right up there

    ...also feeding the cat more than he normally gets and letting him look in all the cabinets.
     
  4. inkjunkie34

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    inkjunkie34 - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    the icon says it all
     
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  5. Remy Martin

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    Remy Martin - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    have fools over and brawl after getting drunk
    bump nwa
    eat lots of steak
    drink
    drink drink
    and paint shit with out hearing about how ima end up in jail.
    i always sleep in the middle of the bed.
     
  6. ctrl+alt+del

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    ctrl+alt+del - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    haha thats awesome
    MC HAMMER has his own show on the god channel now :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    whiz with the door open
    drink out of the container
    walk the cats...... theyre HUGE cats, and they dont get walked. so i take them out.
    listen to MY music very loud
    watch the movies that i think are funny
    smoke in the house


    more but i dont know
     
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  8. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    ready? serve. entertain like Merv... Griffen, sniffen... panties I'm a perv ;)
     
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  9. graffitiSUX

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    graffitiSUX - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    watch talk shows
    jerk off
    eat corn chips and salsa
    eat slices of cheese
    jerk off
    drink strawberry nesquick
    jerk off to 'you dress too hot' talk shows
    eat cereal out of the box
    drink beer and smoke cigarettes straight after waking up
    jerk off
    sketch a little
    shave with her girly razor (cos it has those little moisturiser strips that are good to your face)
    throw things off the balcony at passers-by
    jerk off
    make a concerted effort NOT to clean up after myself
    heckle the goons on MTV
    watch skate videos
    jerk off
    and the list goes on and on and on and on...........
     
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  10. sungoesdown

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    sungoesdown - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    dont live with the girlfriend, but when my roomies are gone...

    -go through all the cabinets in their rooms.
    -listen to MY music
    -bring girls over
    -eat everything in the fridge
    -hide their stuff (this is hours of fun when they try to look for it later)
    -sleep in A bed instead of the damn couch.


    mmmm i think thats it
     
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  11. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    my girlfriend used to hold my penis while i peed. WHAT?! :confused:

    i used to:
    scratch the balls
    experiment with recipes that could get messy
    go through her things
    set stuff on fire and pretend the cat did it

    when you're here i sleep lengthwise
    when you're gone i sleep diagonal in my bed...
     
  12. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    even the worst song in the catelogue has a strangely relevant meaning.
     
  13. Lush

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    Lush - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    I like doing all those things too. I want to get wet food for the kitties sometime, but he says they won't go back to dry food after, I suppose that would be his problem when he gets back though. I want them to get fat. I also let the cats crawl through the dresser, then he gets confused as to why they're going psycho trying to open the drawers.

    You boys are going to give yourselves blisters with all that jerking off.
     
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  14. fr8oholic

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    fr8oholic - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    takeout!!
    lotsa wine and teevee
    i dunno.. i really liked sleeping next to my girl at night. girl was like a furnace under those covers.
    letting the recycling pile sky high
    make a mess
     
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  15. Secret

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    Secret - Replied Oct 15, 2001

    Some of my friends have told me they sniff their girlfriend's dirty panties. Yeast infection and all.
     
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