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things you like to do when your girlfriend leaves the apartment

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Oct 15, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    eat at random times during the day....no structured meal plan what so ever
    rent porn
    collect dirty dishes
    not study
    not look for a second job
    walk around in my boxers AND sock without being made fun of
    laugh at christian television
    sleep in the middle of the bed
    put my guiness stained button up in the bathroom sink and leave it sitting there for 2 days
    brushing my teeth in the kitchen because my button up is in the bathroom sink
    as much as i love my girlfriend a few days off is nice every once in a while
     
  2. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    Sometimes I forget to feed her cat, other times I mean not to feed the cat, Stay up late watching shit I dont have interest in just because I can watch tv without bitching that the girl is ugly on tv. I also like to ordere take out and not finish it, then I leave leftovers in the fridge. I leave the soap in the tub so it gets all mish moshy. I wear a robe and smoke cigars on her balcony while using a fake foreign accent to talk to her neighbors.
     
  3. THE LAW

    THE LAW Guest

    there's so many....
    but THE LAW will concur that sleeping in the middle of the bed is right up there

    ...also feeding the cat more than he normally gets and letting him look in all the cabinets.
     
  4. inkjunkie34

    inkjunkie34 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 9, 2001 Messages: 1,614 Likes Received: 0
    the icon says it all
     
  5. Remy Martin

    Remy Martin Guest

    have fools over and brawl after getting drunk
    bump nwa
    eat lots of steak
    drink
    drink drink
    and paint shit with out hearing about how ima end up in jail.
    i always sleep in the middle of the bed.
     
  6. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    haha thats awesome
    MC HAMMER has his own show on the god channel now :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 40
    whiz with the door open
    drink out of the container
    walk the cats...... theyre HUGE cats, and they dont get walked. so i take them out.
    listen to MY music very loud
    watch the movies that i think are funny
    smoke in the house


    more but i dont know
     
  8. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    ready? serve. entertain like Merv... Griffen, sniffen... panties I'm a perv ;)
     
  9. graffitiSUX

    graffitiSUX Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 1,659 Likes Received: 0
    watch talk shows
    jerk off
    eat corn chips and salsa
    eat slices of cheese
    jerk off
    drink strawberry nesquick
    jerk off to 'you dress too hot' talk shows
    eat cereal out of the box
    drink beer and smoke cigarettes straight after waking up
    jerk off
    sketch a little
    shave with her girly razor (cos it has those little moisturiser strips that are good to your face)
    throw things off the balcony at passers-by
    jerk off
    make a concerted effort NOT to clean up after myself
    heckle the goons on MTV
    watch skate videos
    jerk off
    and the list goes on and on and on and on...........
     
  10. sungoesdown

    sungoesdown New Jack

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    dont live with the girlfriend, but when my roomies are gone...

    -go through all the cabinets in their rooms.
    -listen to MY music
    -bring girls over
    -eat everything in the fridge
    -hide their stuff (this is hours of fun when they try to look for it later)
    -sleep in A bed instead of the damn couch.


    mmmm i think thats it
     
  11. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    my girlfriend used to hold my penis while i peed. WHAT?! :confused:

    i used to:
    scratch the balls
    experiment with recipes that could get messy
    go through her things
    set stuff on fire and pretend the cat did it

    when you're here i sleep lengthwise
    when you're gone i sleep diagonal in my bed...
     
  12. beardo

    beardo Guest

    even the worst song in the catelogue has a strangely relevant meaning.
     
  13. Lush

    Lush Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2000 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    I like doing all those things too. I want to get wet food for the kitties sometime, but he says they won't go back to dry food after, I suppose that would be his problem when he gets back though. I want them to get fat. I also let the cats crawl through the dresser, then he gets confused as to why they're going psycho trying to open the drawers.

    You boys are going to give yourselves blisters with all that jerking off.
     
  14. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    takeout!!
    lotsa wine and teevee
    i dunno.. i really liked sleeping next to my girl at night. girl was like a furnace under those covers.
    letting the recycling pile sky high
    make a mess
     
  15. Secret

    Secret Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2000 Messages: 3,169 Likes Received: 0
    Some of my friends have told me they sniff their girlfriend's dirty panties. Yeast infection and all.
     
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