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Things you do in your sleep.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mr.yuck, May 26, 2006.

  1. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Over the past few weeks some strange things have been going on in the bed. Recently I woke up when my girlfriend pelvic thrusted me in the nuts one night. Then right as i was about to fall back asleep she punched me right in the ass. Last night she said i was slapping her ass and talking gibberish in my sleep. She was hella pissed cuz it woke her up. Then later that night i got woken up by a shoe hitting me in the face. I was on the verge of punching her in the cunt until i realized she was still asleep. I dont even know how she would have gotten to a shoe considering she sleeps on the inside. Maybe i hit myself in the face with a shoe.

    Anything like this ever happen to anyone else. We are gonna need to get separate beds.
     
  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    my girl says i talk in my sleep

    i drool a lot, too.
     
  3. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Defintely stay away from the nicotine patch. That shit will really have you doing crazy shit in your sleep..
     
  4. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    i usually am soo outcold when I'm asleep that I don't move all night.
     
  5. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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  6. Feel Good Lost

    Feel Good Lost New Jack

    Joined: May 17, 2006 Messages: 53 Likes Received: 0
    I sleep in the same position all night without moving.

    I've had girls that talk in their sleep, I fuck with them when they do.

    My borther used to have AWFUL sleepwalking habits, where he'd be up and about, eyes open, but dead asleep. Could still talk and engage in whatever, but be on another planet.
     
  7. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    last night i came in drunk at around 1ish and proceeded wake my lady friend up and get her aroused at which point i proceeded to pass out and start snoring. she was not very pleased with me this morning. i on the other hand think its one of the funniest things ive done in a while.

    i fucking rule.




    anyway...its a little off topic but it involved someone sleeping and people getting mad at each other so i figure its ok
     
  8. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1
    i hate laying in bed with another person, unless its a king size bed....i need my space!
     
  9. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    My ex alway thought I was weird for sleeping face up with my legs crossed and my hands inter-twined across my chest...She said I looked like I was lying in a coffin.
     
  10. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Google image: Lying in a coffin.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

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  12. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    one time my cousin punched me in the back really hard and apparantly she was having a dream that she was beating up some girl she hates. Then one day I had a dream I was choking and I woke up and her arm was lying across my neck. Bitch is crazy.
     
  13. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    i usually sleep like a dead man. sometimes i wake up all panicky but the natural muscle relaxers are still in effect so i'm just kinda flopping around on my bed.
     
  14. Sarah Tonin

    Sarah Tonin Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 20, 2002 Messages: 1,946 Likes Received: 1
    my brother used to cuss in his sleep and get his ass beat by my moms the next morning.
     
  15. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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