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things i cannot stand about shit (poop)


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Originally posted by <KEY3>

the worst:

 

shitting after a night of heavy drinking.

 

wait..... make that:

 

when those shits are all you get because you've been drunk everynight for a week.

 

 

Welcome to my world...I just hate dropping dirty dueces in the bathroom at work.

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Originally posted by skroeape

when you wanna bust a silent fart in class, and accedetially a little splursh of shit juices out of your ass while sitting next to a hot girl and it reeks..

hahahahah :lol:funny i like that *happened to me once* :(

but what's going on with all these " things i cannot not stand about ----- " thread happening lately? for the past 3 or 4 days at least

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT POOP

 

-when its really hot and it burns. the burning shit rules.

-shitpiss, also known as asspiss and sever diareha(sp) is the shit....

-if you eat some sunflower seeds, and eat the shells too, so you poo has sharp shell shards in it. this causes the same sensation as the burning shit.

-when you have diareha and you get some splash on your balls.. mm.

:yum:

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"Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but from over here, it look like you takin' a shit!"

"Ezal! Get the hell out my back yard!"

"Oh, that look like... Smokey, you been eatin' corn, huh?"

"Ezal, get the hell outta my back yard, man!"

"Alright, but look, between me and you man, when you're done, I'll clean all that shit up for you for two dollars."

"Hey! Ezal!"

"What?"

"You better not tell nobody, man."

"Man, I'm not man."

"Keep it on the down low."

"Alright, I'm not like that, I'm gonna keep it down, bro... la la... Hey! Smokey back here takin' a shit!"

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