slave_one Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late - they always ask to borrow money - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies. - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny - they lie and tell you you're the only one... where my ladies at?? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 all of those are not true. both sexes on this forum are pigeon holing like whoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 http://www.achehtimes.com/news2002/images/news_photos/indmilitary/mswpg_seulawah.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -when they lie through their teeth about stupid shit, and you know they are lieing so you call them on it and they still continue to lie -when they sweet talk you to just try an get you into bed -when they try keeping their socks on when your about to get it on -not lifting up the toilet seat and getting piss on the seat -leaving the bathroom a pig stye -2 pump chumps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" guilty - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place guilty, but it's my apartment so tough cookies. - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money not applicable to me - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there i wash daily, no funk on my elephant's trunk - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late guilty - they always ask to borrow money innocent. i never borrow money, not even off the bank - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies. i act like a fool 100% of the time, so this is not applicable - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny i don't have that many friends, so i keep with the new material - they lie and tell you you're the only one... innocent ok, here's a few you missed: -we don't cook, or can't cook. -even when we do the housework, we do it wrong -chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch Mr. ABC/proud of being useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Best thread to make on a forum that is 99.9% males Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" SOMETIMES DEPENDS MY MOODS - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place NOT ME - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money NOT ME - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there I WASH - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late NOT ME - they always ask to borrow money WTF LOL - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies. WHOA WHOA NOT COOL - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny HUH - they lie and tell you you're the only one... NOT ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -when they try keeping their socks on when your about to get it on this is theonly one so far im guilty of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyall Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -i make jim bruer "goat noises" constantly throughout the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys. Originally posted by Mr. ABC ok, here's a few you missed: -we don't cook, or can't cook. *thats a crock of shit i can cook some mafucking ish* -even when we do the housework, we do it wrong *truth* -chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch *meh , shitty movies are shitty movies.* Mr. ABC/proud of being useless i seriously try not to fit the typical guy stereotype , i really do. i really dont believe this crock of shit gender nonsense one bit. people for the most part are unrefined and moronic. but if you find a partner that makes you happy then all of the filtering you do with these "other" folks , is worth it. if you dont like lying cheating scumbags , then avoid em. blaming things on gender alone is childish and stupid. mikro137/fucking hippie tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by Jack Meoff -i make jim bruer "goat noises" constantly throughout the day. fucking annoying too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys. Originally posted by Mr. ABC - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" guilty - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place guilty, but it's my apartment so tough cookies. - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money not applicable to me - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there i wash daily, no funk on my elephant's trunk - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late guilty - they always ask to borrow money innocent. i never borrow money, not even off the bank - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies. i act like a fool 100% of the time, so this is not applicable - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny i don't have that many friends, so i keep with the new material - they lie and tell you you're the only one... innocent ok, here's a few you missed: -we don't cook, or can't cook. -even when we do the housework, we do it wrong -chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch Mr. ABC/proud of being useless Yeah pretty much, except I can cook relatively well and while I don't like alot of chick flicks I don't hate them all bitterly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys. Originally posted by mikro137 i seriously try not to fit the typical guy stereotype , i really do. i really dont believe this crock of shit gender nonsense one bit. people for the most part are unrefined and moronic. but if you find a partner that makes you happy then all of the filtering you do with these "other" folks , is worth it. if you dont like lying cheating scumbags , then avoid em. blaming things on gender alone is childish and stupid. mikro137/fucking hippie tonight i agree..its all in fun;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 17, 2004 Author Share Posted September 17, 2004 i got more up my sleeve man...i just gotta recall them. i couldn't help but start a thread; tease and the lot of you ALWAYS make threads about your girl problems... mr.abc, you are cool for admitting some of your flaws. no wonder you got game! iloveboxcars: you're right, not all of them are true. it's all based on personal experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys. Originally posted by alure i agree..its all in fun;] yeah i know , im all high strung on this shit tonight for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 i love chick flicks and i can cook extremely well. if i didnt like girls, i'd be gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyall Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow fucking annoying too you do it too now that i think about it. its an addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys. Originally posted by mikro137 yeah i know , im all high strung on this shit tonight for some reason. ah i'm sorry if you need someone to talk to.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 so making goat noises while fucking isn't sexy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys. Originally posted by alure ah i'm sorry if you need someone to talk to.. nah im actually in a great ass mood. im having the best few days ive had in a while , i guess im on a high horse of sorts . probally because i like/started seeing a really radical lady as of recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one mr.abc, you are cool for admitting some of your flaws. no wonder you got game. i don't see the point in fronting, eventually girls will see through you. i am who i am, no apologies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 most of them cheat on you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 ooh ooh, and i forgot one i'm totally fucking guilty of: farting during sex. not really a hateable offence, more funny than anything (except if it stinks) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by plastyk if i didnt like girls, i'd be gay. :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro :idea: ~_~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC ooh ooh, and i forgot one i'm totally fucking guilty of: farting during sex. not really a hateable offence, more funny than anything (except if it stinks) gahahahahahaha , farting during sex is haaaaaaalarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 nah you gotta call her grandma when you orgasm.. it's just fucking halarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" Constantly. But if I'm doing something that takes enough thought for me to ignore you, you shouldn't be talking anyway. - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place Nah, just next to my bed, in a pile. - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money My own car, my own gas money. Always been exactly the opposite. - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there I don't expect a bj if I've gotten sweaty since my last shower... but to be fair, I've gone down when it was less than pleasant. - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late *edit: no, never too late. last minute sometimes, but not too late. - they always ask to borrow money Never. - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies. I don't fall to monkey syndrome, sorry. - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny My personality is funny enough. I make fun of everything on a minute by minute basis, so I don't usually tell jokes. - they lie and tell you you're the only one... There's only been one. So no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ It's penis envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" all the time - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place in my room only - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money girls ask me to drive them, bitches never give me gas money.. - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there never got my dick sucked *sadly but true* i wash them every day.. - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late yeah.... true - they always ask to borrow money never - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies. so what if im hiphop? - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny im desperate - they lie and tell you you're the only one... honest lies only... -not lifting up the toilet seat and getting piss on the seat never, i always clean after myself. thank you ok, time to go to this chatroom and find some girls to be my internet girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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