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- they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"

- they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

- they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

- they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

- you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

- they always ask to borrow money

- they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

- they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

- they lie and tell you you're the only one...

 

where my ladies at?? :D

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-when they lie through their teeth about stupid shit, and you know they are lieing so you call them on it and they still continue to lie

 

-when they sweet talk you to just try an get you into bed

 

-when they try keeping their socks on when your about to get it on

 

-not lifting up the toilet seat and getting piss on the seat

 

-leaving the bathroom a pig stye

 

-2 pump chumps

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- they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"

 

guilty

 

- they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

 

guilty, but it's my apartment so tough cookies.

 

- they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

 

not applicable to me

 

- they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

 

i wash daily, no funk on my elephant's trunk

 

- you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

 

guilty

 

- they always ask to borrow money

 

innocent. i never borrow money, not even off the bank

 

- they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

 

i act like a fool 100% of the time, so this is not applicable

 

- they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

 

i don't have that many friends, so i keep with the new material

 

- they lie and tell you you're the only one...

 

innocent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok, here's a few you missed:

-we don't cook, or can't cook.

-even when we do the housework, we do it wrong

-chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch

 

 

Mr. ABC/proud of being useless

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- they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" SOMETIMES DEPENDS MY MOODS

 

- they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

NOT ME

 

- they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

NOT ME

 

- they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

I WASH

 

- you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

NOT ME

 

- they always ask to borrow money

WTF LOL

 

- they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

WHOA WHOA NOT COOL

 

- they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

HUH

 

- they lie and tell you you're the only one...

NOT ME

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Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

 

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

ok, here's a few you missed:

-we don't cook, or can't cook.

*thats a crock of shit i can cook some mafucking ish*

-even when we do the housework, we do it wrong

*truth*

-chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch

*meh , shitty movies are shitty movies.*

 

 

Mr. ABC/proud of being useless

 

i seriously try not to fit the typical guy stereotype , i really do. i really dont believe this crock of shit gender nonsense one bit. people for the most part are unrefined and moronic. but if you find a partner that makes you happy then all of the filtering you do with these "other" folks , is worth it. if you dont like lying cheating scumbags , then avoid em. blaming things on gender alone is childish and stupid.

 

mikro137/fucking hippie tonight

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Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

 

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

- they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"

 

guilty

 

- they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

 

guilty, but it's my apartment so tough cookies.

 

- they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

 

not applicable to me

 

- they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

 

i wash daily, no funk on my elephant's trunk

 

- you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

 

guilty

 

- they always ask to borrow money

 

innocent. i never borrow money, not even off the bank

 

- they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

 

i act like a fool 100% of the time, so this is not applicable

 

- they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

 

i don't have that many friends, so i keep with the new material

 

- they lie and tell you you're the only one...

 

innocent

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok, here's a few you missed:

-we don't cook, or can't cook.

-even when we do the housework, we do it wrong

-chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch

 

 

Mr. ABC/proud of being useless

 

Yeah pretty much, except I can cook relatively well and while I don't like alot of chick flicks I don't hate them all bitterly...

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Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

 

Originally posted by mikro137

i seriously try not to fit the typical guy stereotype , i really do. i really dont believe this crock of shit gender nonsense one bit. people for the most part are unrefined and moronic. but if you find a partner that makes you happy then all of the filtering you do with these "other" folks , is worth it. if you dont like lying cheating scumbags , then avoid em. blaming things on gender alone is childish and stupid.

 

mikro137/fucking hippie tonight

 

i agree..its all in fun;]

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i got more up my sleeve man...i just gotta recall them.

 

i couldn't help but start a thread; tease and the lot of you

ALWAYS make threads about your girl problems...

 

mr.abc, you are cool for admitting some of your flaws.

no wonder you got game!

 

iloveboxcars: you're right, not all of them are true.

it's all based on personal experience.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

 

Originally posted by alure

i agree..its all in fun;]

 

yeah i know , im all high strung on this shit tonight for some reason.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

 

Originally posted by alure

ah i'm sorry if you need someone to talk to..

 

nah im actually in a great ass mood. im having the best few days ive had in a while , i guess im on a high horse of sorts . probally because i like/started seeing a really radical lady as of recently.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

ooh ooh, and i forgot one i'm totally fucking guilty of:

 

farting during sex.

not really a hateable offence, more funny than anything (except if it stinks)

 

 

gahahahahahaha , farting during sex is haaaaaaalarious.

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- they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"

 

Constantly. But if I'm doing something that takes enough thought for me

to ignore you, you shouldn't be talking anyway.

 

- they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

 

Nah, just next to my bed, in a pile.

 

- they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

 

My own car, my own gas money. Always been exactly the opposite.

 

- they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

 

I don't expect a bj if I've gotten sweaty since my last shower... but to be

fair, I've gone down when it was less than pleasant.

 

- you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

 

*edit: no, never too late. last minute sometimes, but not too late.

 

- they always ask to borrow money

 

Never.

 

- they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

 

I don't fall to monkey syndrome, sorry.

 

- they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

 

My personality is funny enough. I make fun of everything on a minute by

minute basis, so I don't usually tell jokes.

 

 

- they lie and tell you you're the only one...

 

 

There's only been one. So no.

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- they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"

all the time

- they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

in my room only

- they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

girls ask me to drive them, bitches never give me gas money..

- they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

never got my dick sucked *sadly but true* i wash them every day..

- you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

yeah.... true

- they always ask to borrow money

never

- they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

so what if im hiphop?

- they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

im desperate

- they lie and tell you you're the only one...

honest lies only...

-not lifting up the toilet seat and getting piss on the seat

never, i always clean after myself. thank you

 

ok, time to go to this chatroom and find some girls to be my internet girlfriend

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