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things i cannot stand about guys.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by slave_one, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. slave_one

    slave_one 12oz Elite Member

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    things i cannot stand about guys.

    Discussion started by slave_one - Sep 17, 2004

    - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"
    - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place
    - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money
    - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there
    - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late
    - they always ask to borrow money
    - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.
    - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny
    - they lie and tell you you're the only one...

    where my ladies at?? :D
     
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  2. iloveboxcars

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    iloveboxcars - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    all of those are not true.


    both sexes on this forum are pigeon holing like whoa.
     
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  4. alure

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    alure - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    -when they lie through their teeth about stupid shit, and you know they are lieing so you call them on it and they still continue to lie

    -when they sweet talk you to just try an get you into bed

    -when they try keeping their socks on when your about to get it on

    -not lifting up the toilet seat and getting piss on the seat

    -leaving the bathroom a pig stye

    -2 pump chumps
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"

    guilty

    - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

    guilty, but it's my apartment so tough cookies.

    - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

    not applicable to me

    - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

    i wash daily, no funk on my elephant's trunk

    - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

    guilty

    - they always ask to borrow money

    innocent. i never borrow money, not even off the bank

    - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

    i act like a fool 100% of the time, so this is not applicable

    - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

    i don't have that many friends, so i keep with the new material

    - they lie and tell you you're the only one...

    innocent







    ok, here's a few you missed:
    -we don't cook, or can't cook.
    -even when we do the housework, we do it wrong
    -chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch


    Mr. ABC/proud of being useless
     
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  6. Brewster Baker

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    Brewster Baker - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    Best thread to make on a forum that is 99.9% males
     
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  7. StarzAbove

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    StarzAbove - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" SOMETIMES DEPENDS MY MOODS

    - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place
    NOT ME

    - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money
    NOT ME

    - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there
    I WASH

    - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late
    NOT ME

    - they always ask to borrow money
    WTF LOL

    - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.
    WHOA WHOA NOT COOL

    - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny
    HUH

    - they lie and tell you you're the only one...
    NOT ME
     
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    Sora - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    -when they try keeping their socks on when your about to get it on

    this is theonly one so far im guilty of.
     
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    -i make jim bruer "goat noises" constantly throughout the day.
     
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  10. mikro137

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    mikro137 - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    i seriously try not to fit the typical guy stereotype , i really do. i really dont believe this crock of shit gender nonsense one bit. people for the most part are unrefined and moronic. but if you find a partner that makes you happy then all of the filtering you do with these "other" folks , is worth it. if you dont like lying cheating scumbags , then avoid em. blaming things on gender alone is childish and stupid.

    mikro137/fucking hippie tonight
     
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    SukiSukiNow - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    fucking annoying too
     
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    SilentBob - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    Yeah pretty much, except I can cook relatively well and while I don't like alot of chick flicks I don't hate them all bitterly...
     
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    alure - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    i agree..its all in fun;]
     
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  14. slave_one

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    slave_one - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    i got more up my sleeve man...i just gotta recall them.

    i couldn't help but start a thread; tease and the lot of you
    ALWAYS make threads about your girl problems...

    mr.abc, you are cool for admitting some of your flaws.
    no wonder you got game!

    iloveboxcars: you're right, not all of them are true.
    it's all based on personal experience.
     
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  15. mikro137

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    mikro137 - Replied Sep 17, 2004

    Re: Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    yeah i know , im all high strung on this shit tonight for some reason.