Welcome!

By registering with us, you'll be able to discuss, share and private message with other members of our community.

  1. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum...
    You are currently logged out and viewing our forum as a guest which only allows limited access to our discussions, photos and other forum features. If you are a 12ozProphet Member please login to get the full experience.

    If you are not a 12ozProphet Member, please take a moment to register to gain full access to our website and all of its features. As a 12ozProphet Member you will be able to post comments, start discussions, communicate privately with other members and access members-only content. Registration is fast, simple and free, so join today and be a part of the largest and longest running Graffiti, Art, Style & Culture forum online.

    Please note, if you are a 12ozProphet Member and are locked out of your account, you can recover your account using the 'lost password' link in the login form. If you no longer have access to the email you registered with, please email us at [email protected] and we'll help you recover your account. Welcome to the 12ozProphet Forum (and don't forget to follow @12ozprophet in Instagram)!

things i cannot stand about guys.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by slave_one, Sep 17, 2004.

  1. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"
    - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place
    - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money
    - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there
    - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late
    - they always ask to borrow money
    - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.
    - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny
    - they lie and tell you you're the only one...

    where my ladies at?? :D
     
  2. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    all of those are not true.


    both sexes on this forum are pigeon holing like whoa.
     
  3. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  4. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    -when they lie through their teeth about stupid shit, and you know they are lieing so you call them on it and they still continue to lie

    -when they sweet talk you to just try an get you into bed

    -when they try keeping their socks on when your about to get it on

    -not lifting up the toilet seat and getting piss on the seat

    -leaving the bathroom a pig stye

    -2 pump chumps
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh"

    guilty

    - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place

    guilty, but it's my apartment so tough cookies.

    - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money

    not applicable to me

    - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there

    i wash daily, no funk on my elephant's trunk

    - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late

    guilty

    - they always ask to borrow money

    innocent. i never borrow money, not even off the bank

    - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.

    i act like a fool 100% of the time, so this is not applicable

    - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny

    i don't have that many friends, so i keep with the new material

    - they lie and tell you you're the only one...

    innocent







    ok, here's a few you missed:
    -we don't cook, or can't cook.
    -even when we do the housework, we do it wrong
    -chick flicks are out of the question, no matter how many of our movies we forced you to watch


    Mr. ABC/proud of being useless
     
  6. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,009 Likes Received: 525
    Best thread to make on a forum that is 99.9% males
     
  7. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2003 Messages: 7,133 Likes Received: 6
    - they pretend to listen to you when they nod and say "uh huh" SOMETIMES DEPENDS MY MOODS

    - they leave their dirty socks and boxers all over the damn place
    NOT ME

    - they ask you to drive them all over the place and then not give you any gas money
    NOT ME

    - they expect you to suck dick even though they didn't "wash" down there
    I WASH

    - you ask them to do something important and they procrastinate til it's too late
    NOT ME

    - they always ask to borrow money
    WTF LOL

    - they act like they're all "hard" in front of other guys when in fact they're straight pussies.
    WHOA WHOA NOT COOL

    - they tell the same stupid joke over and over to different groups of friends so it "sounds" funny
    HUH

    - they lie and tell you you're the only one...
    NOT ME
     
  8. Sora

    Sora New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 34 Likes Received: 0
    -when they try keeping their socks on when your about to get it on

    this is theonly one so far im guilty of.
     
  9. destroyall

    destroyall New Jack

    Joined: Jan 9, 2001 Messages: 4 Likes Received: 0
    -i make jim bruer "goat noises" constantly throughout the day.
     
  10. mikro137

    mikro137 Guest

    Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    i seriously try not to fit the typical guy stereotype , i really do. i really dont believe this crock of shit gender nonsense one bit. people for the most part are unrefined and moronic. but if you find a partner that makes you happy then all of the filtering you do with these "other" folks , is worth it. if you dont like lying cheating scumbags , then avoid em. blaming things on gender alone is childish and stupid.

    mikro137/fucking hippie tonight
     
  11. SukiSukiNow

    SukiSukiNow Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 15, 2001 Messages: 11,303 Likes Received: 700
    fucking annoying too
     
  12. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    Yeah pretty much, except I can cook relatively well and while I don't like alot of chick flicks I don't hate them all bitterly...
     
  13. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    i agree..its all in fun;]
     
  14. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i got more up my sleeve man...i just gotta recall them.

    i couldn't help but start a thread; tease and the lot of you
    ALWAYS make threads about your girl problems...

    mr.abc, you are cool for admitting some of your flaws.
    no wonder you got game!

    iloveboxcars: you're right, not all of them are true.
    it's all based on personal experience.
     
  15. mikro137

    mikro137 Guest

    Re: Re: Re: Re: things i cannot stand about guys.

    yeah i know , im all high strung on this shit tonight for some reason.
     
Top