ElectricitySucks Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -they take too much time. -they take too much time. in the bathroom. -they can't pee standing up. -when in bad mood, they blame it on pms. all the time. -many suck at driving. -many can be real sluts. -they expect EVERYTHING out of us. (guys.) add to the wahh-wahh list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 they demand to mutch time out of your life for them. they dont give anything back they really suck at conversation. i have had really bad relationships...:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 They never tell me how hot I am when I strut down the street. I haven't had one ask me out since senior year of high school. All the good-looking, single ones seem to go to clubs, and I hate clubs. They never throw rocks at my window to try and get me to come outside and make love to them. Edit: Some of them actually like the band Nickelback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 17, 2004 Author Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by CRAMPS they really suck at conversation. i have had really bad relationships...:lol: you must suck at conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 they're more employable, better educated, and smarter than men. we'll be redundant soon enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 An Australian scientist says men could face extinction quit fronting, you're a scientist arent you, ABC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 when they get jealous of your friends when they check your phonebook on ur cell and bitch and moan about every girl name o yea...and theres always that hole bleeding for a week thing,,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -when they tell you not to talk to her girlfriends anymore -the cute look thats supposed to make you their slave -holdin back:heated: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perhap Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 girls with any signs of a moustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skroeape Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 theyre stoopid.. then again a lot of guys are.. im the only "smart" one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 They hit on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by CRAMPS they demand to mutch time out of your life for them. they dont give anything back they really suck at conversation. Yep, you nailed it. Dammit, bitch – I wanna watch some football on Sunday in PEACE! And hockey, baseball, and basketball, and even tennis on every other day! And no late night conversations, because that’s book (and 12oz) time! Bitch! lol Btw, I haven’t had a real life ‘relationship’ in a looooong time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 i hate when they dont suck my huge cock on the first date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo An Australian scientist says men could face extinction quit fronting, you're a scientist arent you, ABC? me? :huh?: *shit, my secret identity has been discovered!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 personally i fancy women , not saying you dont... but i fancy a much different woman that is being described. i like more independant , self assured , interesting women , as opposed to women of a demonic , moody , self serving nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC they're more employable, better educated, and smarter than men. we'll be redundant soon enough what a pussy thing to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E what a pussy thing to say. Yeah, I know. Tease just said it like it is…BITCH! ABC BITCH! Aoihraew=r0[u q23y5r ]2 Y 12ur4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 you guys must be meeting the wrong girls obviously. please don't stereotype us all in one bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by T=E=A=S=E what a pussy thing to say. doesn't make it any less true. on average a female will get a job (particularly corporate) over a male any day of the week. every manager i've ever had has been a female. it's gotten to the stage in australia where women are actually getting paid by the government (we're talking like $3000 when the baby's born, then another $2000 down the line) to have babies, cos there are so few giving up their careers to have a family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow you guys must be meeting the wrong girls obviously. yeah.. you guys need to stop going to the malls and the highschools to pick up girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 - FUCKIN DRAMA QUEENS -TALK ALOT OF SHIT -GET MAD WHEN THEY HOOK UP WITH 5 GUYS AND YOU CALL THEM A WHORE -FREELOADING ASS BITCHES -COME INTO MY DORM ROOM ALL YAPPING AND SHIT BLOWIN MY BUZZ -PERIOD BLOOD -TEASES -WHEN A HURT BITCH WITH FINE FRIENDS JOCKS YOU AND YOU CANT TELL THA BITCH TO GET THE FUCK OUT -"I DONT LIKE GIVING HEAD" -WHEN THEY HOOK UP WITH YOUR BOYS INSTEAD OF YOU -WHEN TEHY EXPECT FREE ALCOHOL AND FREE HITS OFF THE BONG WHEN THEY ARE NOT HOT - TALKIN HELLA SHIT ABUOT EACHOTHER THEN ACTING ALL COOL - WHEN THEY HAVE NO FACE, ASS, OR TITTIES, OR WHEN THEY HAVE TITTIES BUT ARE 3 FEET TALL AND 150 POUNDS -BITCHES WHO ARE UGLY AS FUCK....JUST DIE AND MAKE ROOM FOR THE FINE ONES I CAN GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyall Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -they like starting arguments, however i win everytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- - FUCKIN DRAMA QUEENS -TALK ALOT OF SHIT -GET MAD WHEN THEY HOOK UP WITH 5 GUYS AND YOU CALL THEM A WHORE -FREELOADING ASS BITCHES -COME INTO MY DORM ROOM ALL YAPPING AND SHIT BLOWIN MY BUZZ -PERIOD BLOOD -TEASES -WHEN A HURT BITCH WITH FINE FRIENDS JOCKS YOU AND YOU CANT TELL THA BITCH TO GET THE FUCK OUT -"I DONT LIKE GIVING HEAD" -WHEN THEY HOOK UP WITH YOUR BOYS INSTEAD OF YOU -WHEN TEHY EXPECT FREE ALCOHOL AND FREE HITS OFF THE BONG WHEN THEY ARE NOT HOT - TALKIN HELLA SHIT ABUOT EACHOTHER THEN ACTING ALL COOL - WHEN THEY HAVE NO FACE, ASS, OR TITTIES, OR WHEN THEY HAVE TITTIES BUT ARE 3 FEET TALL AND 150 POUNDS -BITCHES WHO ARE UGLY AS FUCK....JUST DIE AND MAKE ROOM FOR THE FINE ONES I CAN GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -they get over excited about almost anything and then they complain that you dont care about anythign they like or talk about, because you dont show excitement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arc7hyp-1 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 there all crazy some more then others but they are all crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 hahahaha, this is definitely way funnier than my thread, and you guys are telling the absolute truth! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 and my girl.. will let me go in her mouth but wont swallow so after everytime she's done. there's this akwards moment when she looks at me and runs somewhere and spits.. you'd think after a year she could just swallow =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 -- Bitch thinks period week means she gets a week off. No no, bitch. Get to suckin, I'll make it up to you when you aren't nasty. -- Bitch puts her family first, even when they're dead wrong. At some point you need to realize blood really doesn't absolve all errors. -- Bitch, if I'm sitting at this fucking computer talking to a friend or playing a game or something, go watch TV. I pay for dinner, I buy you nice things, I pay attention to you the other 13 hours I'm awake, just leave me the fuck alone for a few minutes. -- My cellphone is equivalent to your diary. Looking through it is going to get you into serious fucking trouble. Don't do it. -- If your sister thinks we are friends, she is severely mistaken. The next time she says something bitchy to me, I'll remind her that she has nasty horse teeth and looks like a monkey. There will be more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- - FUCKIN DRAMA QUEENS -TALK ALOT OF SHIT -GET MAD WHEN THEY HOOK UP WITH 5 GUYS AND YOU CALL THEM A WHORE -FREELOADING ASS BITCHES -COME INTO MY DORM ROOM ALL YAPPING AND SHIT BLOWIN MY BUZZ -PERIOD BLOOD -TEASES -WHEN A HURT BITCH WITH FINE FRIENDS JOCKS YOU AND YOU CANT TELL THA BITCH TO GET THE FUCK OUT -"I DONT LIKE GIVING HEAD" -WHEN THEY HOOK UP WITH YOUR BOYS INSTEAD OF YOU -WHEN TEHY EXPECT FREE ALCOHOL AND FREE HITS OFF THE BONG WHEN THEY ARE NOT HOT - TALKIN HELLA SHIT ABUOT EACHOTHER THEN ACTING ALL COOL - WHEN THEY HAVE NO FACE, ASS, OR TITTIES, OR WHEN THEY HAVE TITTIES BUT ARE 3 FEET TALL AND 150 POUNDS -BITCHES WHO ARE UGLY AS FUCK....JUST DIE AND MAKE ROOM FOR THE FINE ONES I CAN GO ON AND ON AND ON AND ON No diggity! This thread is going very far. I have a lot to say, but most of it has been said, in one way or another, already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 What about this? I was chilling with this girl tonight at this guy’s house who lives near me, and is a yougster (eighteen years old). I walked her home, as she lives right near me. I was also with her last night at “the guy she’s seeing”’s house. So the whole walk was what I think of him. Shit, I just met the guy, so I don’t have much of an impression, except that he’s really white. Like, reeeaaaallly white. You’d understand if you met him, too. Besides, I don’t even know this girl that well, so what the fuck does my opinion matter? She’s already been fucking him, so what the fuck?! “what do you think, weapon x?” sheesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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