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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy fucking crap.

 

 

 

 

*upon further inspection i notice that the front of the car is fine, it looks like it probably didnt even hit the front of the car at all. how the fuck did it get like that? fly into the car magically? fall out of a tree? wow. im still laughing.

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. its fucking guts are hanging out and the guys just like "oh....well."

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young beardo, i worry about you when you leave home, and now i know where you've been going. my supiscions were true, now your grounded!no more websites save 12oz for you!! oh and is the guy in the red jacket the driver? lucky man if so.

 

 

- the shocker

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Deer can jump very high, in wild life reservations it's not uncommon to have a fence that's 12 or so feet high.

 

 

One night me and my friends were camping at the lake drinking and smoking like normal.... and the park police came and kicked us out for drinking. So it's like 2 in the morning and we have to leave.... my friend who drove, was underage to be drinking, and he was drunk.... so someone else had to drive his car, a older sober person. Anyway, on the little country rode it was dark, and this dear leaped out in front of us before anything could've been noticed. It hit the headlight, and flew so high up in the air, it cleared the car, easily. I was in the back passenger seat, and I was oggling at the floor or something, and all I hear is THUD!! :car jerks: I looked up and behind the car quick enough to see this deer flailing out of the heavens. I think it was ok, cause it bolted off. Hearty little fuckers I tell ya. My friend's head light was cracked, and the next day when we looked there was like 4 strands of deer hair in the crack.

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hurry bambi...if you make the leap into the magical portal the hunters will never get you

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doesn't this kinda remind you of the time when you were little and your fat cousin tried to go down the laundry chute?

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didn't some kid try to do this after he saw it on jackass?

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BBBBBLLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRBBBBBB!!!!!!(it would probably be funnier if you heard me say it)

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does that count as field dressing?

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well sir, its a deer

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well officer its almost like it just fell out of the sky

 

 

 

sorry I'm not funny

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