staE Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 THESE LITTLE FUCKRS ARE PISSING ME OFF!! im watching tv, and what do i see, a fuckin ant walking across the screen. i get up to kill the fucker, i look down, another friggin ant. i walk to the kitchen, and i feel a tickle on my leg, ANOTHER FUCKIN ANT. and just now!! AN ANT WAS CRAWLIGN ALL OVER ME!! god dammit. im starting to get reaaaal pissed at these stupid fuckers, hahaha i cant open my garbage bin without seeing them, god dammit. and they are huge! LIKE STEROIDS is the new sugar for them!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 If this is what your posts usually look like (content wise as well as grammar wise) go ahead and take one for the team and stop posting at this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 why you gotta bite my insect story stee? nah, i'm just playin. this thread is great. really. i mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staE Posted May 11, 2004 Author Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars If this is what your posts usually look like (content wise as well as grammar wise) go ahead and take one for the team and stop posting at this forum. hey, how would you feel if i told you to... lick my ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 all the gay doctor delusion is saying is that a little punctuation and spacing is appreciated when reading someones stories. Now what were we talking about? Oh yes, ants. When I was in the Phillipines, we were out ot this place called Hundred Islands. There was literally a hundred tiny islands within a short boat ride of one another. To set the scene, i was there with my girl at the time and her family (obviously Filipino), and her relatives and a few friends of her relatives, we were all out at this big house on an island. It was late at night, we were playing cards, drinking, just chilling in paradise. So the driver that we hired for the weekend, says he's tired and going to sleep, sets up a little sleeping mat in the corner of the common area of this huge house we were staying at. Everyone says good night and keeps on drinking and gambling. About an hour later, one of the cousins says (in broken english of course for my benefit), "hey look at 'A&W'!"**. the driver had a line of ants running up his belly, up his chest and right across his face! So we watched him flinch and try to brush off the ants in his sleep for a few (read: twenty) minutes. then finally woke him up slowly and watched him freak out and half undress trying to make sure he got rid of all the ants. Ahh, good times. ** A&W. like the burger place. the driver totally looked like the A&W Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by staE hey, how would you feel if i told you to... lick my ass? Your fucking story sucks and so does your fucking huge ass signature. Take your gay ass bullshit to a dance dance revolution forum you fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by GnomeToys Your fucking story sucks and so does your fucking huge ass signature. Take your gay ass bullshit to a dance dance revolution forum you fuck. Hear hear But in a related ant story last yeasr at my old studio i got stoned and made some food. As i went to throw my shit out i look in the trash and think to myself 'hmmmm, that's odd.....where did all these coffee grinds come from?" The black carpet of "coffee grinds" turned out to be something in excess of thousands of ants feasting upon the remains of the dinner party i had the night before! Disgusted i trampled the little fuckers still snaking their way across the floor and then i took the can outside and set fire to the top most layer alla the old "spray can flamethrower" trick. I hate ants with a passion. I will always go out of my way to kill them Another time i was at a drum and bass campout and i kicked at a tree stump only to see hundreds of angry ass red ants come boiling out. Disgusting but yeah staE you little fuck, don't come around here trying to talk all salty with all of your 43 posts. Don't try running with your cheap sandals around here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 holy shit, im having the same exact problem in my house right now, same shit is going on with these fucking stupid ants....its nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo all the gay doctor delusion is saying is that a little punctuation and spacing is appreciated when reading someones stories. [/url] I am not dr+delusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 11, 2004 Share Posted May 11, 2004 my fault, holmes. that was a total misread. dr delusion is gay, not iloveboxcars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Want to know an easy way to solve this?? Put Nair in your shampoo bottle.. It will work in about 7-10 days, just keep reapplying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 ^ good tip, ill try it tommorow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 i really hate ants ones ok i had a problem at school were i'd kill 2 flying ants then 20 more would crawl out from the world and heater ahhhh i hate seeing tons of ants moving it fucking freaks me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 i had the same problem. i probably blew $100 on poision and stuff before i realized that ants were extremely intelligent. i bought sprays, those death traps, and stuff to spray everywhere. that didnt do anything. then. i hired a exterminator. from that day on i havent found one single ant around here. my advice: hire an exterminator. it may be alot of $$ upfront, but trust me, it pays in the long run. and the short run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staE Posted May 12, 2004 Author Share Posted May 12, 2004 ehh that grammar is like that on purpose. i wrote this out of anger?. and what the hell is up with all you 12ozers and the grammar? dammit man, what is this? english class? just relax!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 my brother and i as little children used to drown the fuckers we'd find there hidey hole and just soak em out we'd also take bugs and put them under peanut shells and set the shell on fire... good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traxxs Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 honestly all of you "12ozers" start some pretty fucking stupid threads.example congrats on your 5000 post cmon lame. or how about lets post pics of our air force ones and other clothing. completley gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or maybe one on the new kaws dolls that are completley overpriced and look stupid i dont see how someone could be so retarded and buy one let alone make a stupid thread on it go die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esp Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 yo traxx congrats on your 0.014 k man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by traxxs honestly all of you "12ozers" start some pretty fucking stupid threads.example congrats on your 5000 post cmon lame. or how about lets post pics of our air force ones and other clothing. completley gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!or maybe one on the new kaws dolls that are completley overpriced and look stupid i dont see how someone could be so retarded and buy one let alone make a stupid thread on it go die. don't like it? there's the door.....step Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Ants are fucking badass. What's up with all the animosity? Yall step on some ant hills when you were young or something? http://fireant.tamu.edu/materials/graphics/photo/image/img0019_med.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traxxs Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC don't like it? there's the door.....step no dont like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 i don't like fire ants all up on my yard. sugar ants and black ants are what's up though. my cousin called me a wimp for not eating the sugar ants (they were eating the bread i was funna eat). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 It's a fact that ants can live up to 2 weeks under water.....A lil info for the next time you think water gets rid of them.........Your best bet would be to try to call your local orkin man or whomever......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 We have a bunch of crazyass colonies networked inside our concrete walls at home. They come out through outlets or small cracks where the walls meet the ceiling or each other. I never fail to be impressed how it takes literally 5 minutes after I'm done with a can of Coke for a scout to find it, alert the rest of the gang, and have a line of ants traveling all the way down the far wall of my room, across the floor, up my drafting table's legs, and all over the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traxxs Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 i should have worded that differently you channel zero people suck the benches on the other hand is quite nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by traxxs no dont like you i should have worded that differently you channel zero people suck the benches on the other hand is quite nice awww, wipe those tears. the benches? so you prefer the section with all the bickering 10 year olds arguing about shit that doesn't concern them? well, go back there, it'd be much appreciated KTHXBYE!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traxxs Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC awww, wipe those tears. the benches? so you prefer the section with all the bickering 10 year olds arguing about shit that doesn't concern them? well, go back there, it'd be much appreciated KTHXBYE!!!!!!!!!!!! tears???? from the way you people write most of you look like the crying type now go polish your air force ones woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by traxxs tears???? from the way you people write most of you look like the crying type now go polish your air force ones woman. again.....if you don't like channel zero, quit comlaining and go away. it's as easy as the click of a mouse. oh, and i'd rather be polishing shoes than wading thru metal heads biting styles and riding some 15 year old's nut sack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 My kitchen is infested with them. I just gave them all names and the little fuckers grew on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 bizarre anti-ant prank Here's a strange one. If you have a small ant crawling along a smooth surface, cut a clove of garlic in half and draw a circle around the ant with half the garlic clove. He will not be able to find his way out. He'll reach the garlic line, turn away, and try a different direction. The one I trapped using this technique could not find his way out for over five minutes, and it was a small circle (4 inches diameter). He just kept bouncing off the garlic line until I finally put him out of his misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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