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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gnes 37, Apr 6, 2002.

  1. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    okay im kinda faded right now friday night i decide to let a kick back happen at my place cuz its my boy's b-day so i let a couple of his homeboys come over after finishing a bottle of brandy i bought him and some crazy ass beer people still wanted to get more faded so theres this gas station by my place and a bunch of people wanted to do a beer run and shit on the way back 3:00 in the morning after stealing mad beer they see this house by my place setting up an early garage sale all set up for saturday morning they go on a stealing rampage and bring all this crazy shit to my house and then a few minutes later the cops come and made everyone return that shit and apologize and i was so drunk to even utter a word so i shrug it off and not give a fuck i but the neighbors are not gonna think of me the same again..... fuck it all im going to sleep another night to get ker-----Azeeeee makes me wanna smash a bottle over someone's forehead when they're slepping

    gnes walks up to a sleeping theif,,
    taps him on the shoulder "excuse me youre gonna have to defend for your life..."
    sleepoig theif-"huh leave me alone its late at night"
    gnes takes his empty 40oz bottle and smashes it across the fore head of the sleeping theif..... a good deed done.. and everyone is happy fuck im faded and going to sleep nighty night alll
  2. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    yea partys blow lately
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,367 Likes Received: 299
    at least fat girls didn't do the stealing.
  4. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 1
    wow, thats cool that they stole items that probably would have cost $2.00 each...serves them boys right they got caught
  5. HAL

    HAL Guest

    It just goes to show how little respect some "friends" have for you or anyone but themselves. I guess you might not think about repercussions when you're drunk.
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i had the milf of the nieghborhood call the cops on my brother tonight..for what reason..i dont know.make her feel good about her husband being gone and every man looks at her?i dont know.
  7. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    damn wonka...go to sleep...jesus...it's 4 in the morning
  8. so um yeah...gnes answer your phone sometime.....email me snucka
  9. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    At least your friends aren't cops. I mean I have some low-life friends who I have major issues with sometimes, but hey, you know, they're not cops.
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    We were all chilling at this dude's house one night and there was this one kid, A-Plus as he's known in his gay-ass breaking circle, who thinks he's the shit and is friends with the guy who's house it is. Anyway, my boy Matt had about $150 dollars on him, and he dropped it in this guys house. We were all drunk and the guy found it on his floor and put it under his shoe to give it back when we all left to go out. He comes down and tells us, Matt says "OK, I'll just get it then" because we were playing Playstation 2 and pool and shit. Anyway, about 15 minutes later this fag says he's gonna head home, so he leaves. When we finally decide to head out, the money's gone. It's obvious who took it, so Matt calls him up and starts threatening him to give him his money back. This kid is denying it, but finally admits it. So we all head over to his house to get it. The kid comes to his front door and greets Matt. We're all standing on the road watching, drinking our beer and getting full play by play commentary by my boy Ryan; "Holy, shit dude, Matt just fucking punched him!"...."Hahahahahah! Kick his ass dude!" Matt procedes to beat this kid who turtled after the first hit, we're all laughing and cheering and Matt eventually got his money back. Great fun!

    That kid is such a fag, man. I remember seeing him at this breaking competition and the kid drove all around the fucking city just to find weed. Hahaha.....pretty cool, fag:D
  11. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    im thinking of getting an old brown 70's style plaid suit for rural bombing .
  12. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    dude, that's so not in this season, i would go with the red plaid shirt with tan grubby vest, and sears jeans, boot cut, and accessories tyvm.
  13. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    ooh good choice , i got some walmart jeans jeans the other day , just gotta hit the thrift stores for the rest .
    bombing in a suit would be mad funny .
  14. platapie

    platapie Guest

    thats fucking halarious. good work gnes
  15. whoami

    whoami Guest

    You could use a breifcase for a bag...