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the wierd news thread!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BIG T, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. BIG T

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    the wierd news thread!!!

    Discussion started by BIG T - Jun 11, 2002

    just thought i would start a thread of the strangest news articles i find... feel free to join in...


    British Police Hunting Monkey Burglar


    June 10, 2002 9:12 am EST

    LONDON (Reuters) - British police are used to dealing with cat burglars but they said on Sunday they were hunting a chimpanzee who had robbed two London homes.
    A shocked Mustapha Riat awoke to find the cheeky monkey in his home in Hackney, east London, stealing his mobile phone.

    "I saw this hairy black chimpanzee coming through my window. It was broad and muscular and I was frightened of being bitten," Riat, 43, told the Sun newspaper.

    The chimp is also prime suspect in the burglary at a house nearby where part of a stereo was taken.

    Police said initial inquiries had turned up a blank as they couldn't find anyone living nearby who owned a monkey.

    "We were called to two burglaries in Hackney and at the second the victim said he saw a monkey leaving the premises," a police spokesman told Reuters.

    "We are not hopeful we are going to find the monkey. It might have been trained to steal, but a monkey is not going to think 'that's a mobile phone, I'll take it'."
     
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    BIG T - Replied Jun 11, 2002

    here goes another one

    Bee Droppings Set Panicky Villagers Abuzz


    June 11, 2002 10:41 am EST

    CALCUTTA, India (Reuters) - Authorities in east India said on Tuesday "green rain" seen by panicky villagers was actually bee feces with traces of honey and not some toxic chemical.
    Police said people in Sangrampur village, 60 km (38 miles) north of Calcutta, had seen two spells of what appeared to be green rain -- first on Friday and again on Sunday -- sparking a media frenzy of speculation that the "rain" could be harmful.

    "On studying the samples of condensed droplets we found they were feces of bees containing traces of honey excreted from a large swarm of bees flying overhead," D. Chakraborty, chief scientist of the state's pollution control board, told Reuters.

    He said the droplets contained pollen which gave them a greenish-yellow color.

    The incident happened as the annual monsoon rains arrived in the region late last week. The Sangrampur area is known for it honey, officials say.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Jun 11, 2002

    ah shit...

    the monkey man from india has moved to brittan.

    dang!
     
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    HomerJayII - Replied Jun 12, 2002

    SPEAKING OF MONKIES, ABOUT A YEAR AND A HALF AGO I WAS LISTENING TO THE RADIO AND APPARENTLY IN INDIA A GANG OF MONKIES TOOK OVER A SMALL NEWSPAPER OFFICE. THEY ATTACKED EVERYONE WITH LIT CIGARETTES AND RAN OFF PUFFING ON THEM. ON THE DISTURBING SIDE, I WS LISTENING TO HOWARD STERN ON MONDAY AND SOMEWHERE IN THE MID-WEST SOME RAPPER WAS INDICTED ON MURDER CHARGES AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT EATING PIECES OF HIS GIRLFRIEND. SOMEONE SAY BROTHA' LYNCH?
     
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    JUWSE - Replied Jun 12, 2002

    ive always wondered if brotha lynch did any of the cannibalistic things that he raps about.
     
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    thats is fucking bad ass. The Hannibal Lector of hip hop
     
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    THE MERCIFUL ALLAH HAS A COUPLE:


    Police investigate after man cuts off testicles of man he met on the internet

    Police are considering charges against a US man who cut off the testicles of a man he met on the internet.

    Officers found the apparently willing victim sitting on a kerb in blood-stained jeans in Oak Park, Michigan.

    They later found his testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the home of the suspect.

    Police say the victim met the Oak Park man through the internet. The pair chatted online before meeting in person.

    The Oak Park man allegedly removed the testicles with a scalpel while the other man was on the kitchen table.

    The suspect first stitched the wound, and the two sat around eating pie. Soon afterward, the victim started bleeding uncontrollably.

    Detective Lieutenant Bruce Smith told The Daily Tribune: "The victim said this is something he wanted to do. I don't know why. It's unbelievable."

    He said the 48-year-old victim, from Birmingham, later underwent three hours of surgery in hospital. The suspect, who was 29, was released while authorities determine whether a crime was committed.
     
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    those fucking racist dot heads calling people monkeys.

    ;)
     
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    Smart - Replied Jun 12, 2002

    don't let Mapo hear you saying 'monkeys'...
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Jun 12, 2002

    ^^^ HAHA
     
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    HANOI (Reuters) - A Vietnamese man has been sentenced to death for killing his parents with a meal laced with rat poison, a court official said on Tuesday.
    Ngo Hoang Thao, 45, cooked up the rat poison with pork and tomatoes and served it up to his parents in December after a series of conflicts with them, the official said.

    The couple died immediately after eating.

    Thao was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death last Wednesday.

    His wife, Nguyen Thi Thanh, received an 18-month jail term for failing to stop the crime or report it to the authorities, the official at the People's Court in the northern province of Thai Binh told Reuters.

    The death sentence is carried out by firing squad in Vietnam, which has seen an increase of domestic violence in recent years.

    A man was sentenced to death in the country's south on Friday for strangling his 107-year-old grandfather.
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Jun 12, 2002

    are you asking what I was thinking?...if so I was thinking smarts comment about mapo was funny.
     
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    ALLAH NIGGA - Replied Jun 12, 2002

    ALLAH APOLOGIZES, HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE MAN WHO CUT OFF HIS BEANS
     
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    ALLAH NIGGA - Replied Jun 12, 2002

    HAHAHA ALLAH IS AMUSED BY THIS LIST OF REAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES HAHHAA:

    Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
    Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
    Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
    Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
    British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
    Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
    Eye Drops Off Shelf
    Teachers Strike Idle Kids
    Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
    Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
    Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
    Miners Refuse to Work after Death
    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
    Stolen Painting Found by Tree
    Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter
    Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
    Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
    War Dims Hope for Peace
    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
    Deer Kill 17,000
    Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
    Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
    Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
    Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
    Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
    New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors