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The wierd guy status.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by oneeightyone, Feb 17, 2004.

  1. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    Ok so ive been going out with this girl for about a month now, one day we are watching edward scissorhands and were holding hands and i take my hands away and she pulls em back and i make the offhand comment of ' you should cut them off and hold em like ed did to his father"....okay, no biggie, she thought it was cute.

    This friday i send her a message after i learned that she was taking sips of other peoples drinks and looking forward to getting drunk at a frat party, im not into the wild chicks.

    So on saturday i go with my dumbass friend to watch 50 frist dates and i get all sad since im usually holding her hand. So in utter not thinking status i send a message that says" i miss holding your hands, i should cut them off and hold em".....as a reference to the edward scissorhands thing.

    What happens next you ask?

    Well she goes to a local restaurant where her sister works and shows everybody this message including her mother, so now im the official wierd guy.

    Yes i have reached a new level of stupidity and wierdo status.

    Pat me on my back.
  2. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    It kinda sucks that she showed everybody the message.

  3. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
  4. ^
    You want me text you too? Phone-flirting is fun...
  5. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    At least you're not the guy who ate too many different hallucinogens at once and ran around naked at the music festival telling everyone that he was god and they were all going to die. :crazy:
  6. fethasmcgraw

    fethasmcgraw Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 9, 2004 Messages: 221 Likes Received: 0
    dude, gnome, youre trying too hard.
  7. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    no offense but your chick is stupid.
    time to get a new one/two
  8. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    Lick my ass.
  9. enueone

    enueone Member

    Joined: Sep 13, 2001 Messages: 451 Likes Received: 0
    i knew a dirty hippy guy who had sex with a dirty hippy girl at the bonaroo festival...in a port-o-potty...

    i thought he was a weird guy...
  10. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,348 Likes Received: 155
    how old is this girl?
  11. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    So have you chopped off her hands yet? i want to see pics when you do it. This is definetly NOT weird.
  12. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  13. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    She is 20 years old. not really a girl. Yet she still acts like one, all the red flags were up too. i mean, her mother still cuts her food and shit when they go out to eat.
    One of those, what the hell was i thinking kinda chicks.
    Her sister is some trailer park trash that takes everything way to serious, just like the message i sent her.

    whatever, you live and learn.

    181, no more white girls.
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    and you're the wierd one?